To all you fags who can't get a girlfriend

To all you fags who can't get a girlfriend

Have any of you actually tried?

And no, I don't mean" smiled awkwardly at a girl 6 months ago "tried""

I mean approaching and hitting on 5 new women, EVERY SINGLE DAY-tried


Because unless you've actually put in a real effort, you have no reason to complain

short answer, yes.
long answer, yes i tried

You're right, that's how it wOrks, even in online dating you gotta hit them up again and again, until you get one

It's better for them to think you're an asshole rather than them to think you're a shy pussy

But I got no time for that shit right now, GONNA GO LIFT HNNGGGG

Story or you didn't

how do i hit up 5 women every day?
i don't even see 5 women in my day to day activities

>go to work
>sit at my desk
>go home
>browse the web and lift

>>Have any of you actually tried?
i emailed a coworker and asked her out, she never replied

Do you live in a desert?

Does tinder count?

Also how do you approachan attractive stranger? Just walk up and say "hi excuse me but would you like to go out sometime?" that sounds awkward as fuck

>Hi, I'm user

Then improvise until you find something that works

I like the "I was wondering if you're as interesting as you look" line

You guys need to stop expecting your first approaches to be perfect, just do it

I started hitting on them frequently at the bus stops and in the busses. Made a few friends, lost my virginity at 23. It works.

Ok thanks for the shitty advice

I dont want a gf, I just want sex

im just not assertive with women. can't change. sometimes one will want to bang me , for no reason i can come up with

Ok thanks for expecting others to do your work for you

I'll only tell you about today, but things like this happen to me all the time (also, my english sucks):

>me riding the bus back home
>standing
>I recognize the girl seating in front of me
>7/10 qtie, worth the try
>"hey, are you user sister?"
>"hey, yes I am. Where did you meet him?"
>"From HS, we went to the same class. Please say hi to him from me"
>She smiles at me, looks at me
>conversation pending, think fast
>"I recognized you because you both look alike, but you are hotter ;)"
>"Ugh, Do I look like user?"
>Looks away
>rest of the ride is weird
>"Hey, wanna go for an icecream?"
>"Maybe we can meet with my brother, then"
>"Nah, maybe another day"
>Hop off the bus

Im not ashamed on how the things went because she looked like her brother, thou.

this bitch might as well be called Illidan cuz she's the fucking Betrayer

>I want a girlfriend right now
>Getting a gf is my primary objective on a given day
>I meet 5 women a day I'd actually want to date

Call me a faggot all you want, but I am trying to become the kind of person who the kind of person I want to date, dates.

>inb4 faggot

The girl from the right is the girl and the dude is her brother

>tell people they're not trying
>they ask for simple basic advice
>you can't even give it

Yeah sounds like you really have it all figured out user

Fuck off whore defender
>lifted years
>body looks like made it
>girls approach and small chat
>encourage myself and asked for number
>ohhhh sorry user I've got a bf
>ohhhh user I'm not ready for it
>talk to me their life story nobody cares
>talk about their issues nobody cares
>literately gossip dumpster
>always try to start their mental game
Seriously fuck women. If I'm gay I already suck 10+ cocks and have a very good relationship by now

I tried bro get rejected every time I'm ugly and weird

i'll do you a favor and advise you delete the file and never post a picture of any irl connection on Veeky Forums

>I recognised you because you both look alike, but you are hotter

Plz be b8

>7/10
Still, those are the conversations that will lend you a gf eventually

Nothing of value was lost user

I cant get a gf, I lack a personality.
All I can do is hook up with random sloots at parties :^(

What more do you even want?
Are you not capable of holding a conversation?

The reason we tell you to improvise is that you need to find things that WORK FOR YOUR PERSONALITY

Some guy might get girls by saying "let me pee in your butt", but it won't work for another


There is no point in even thinking about pickup lines or advanced tricks until you're far into it and getting comfortable


You don't walk into the gym first time and ask for how to bench 700, start slow

>7/10

Bro your standards are utter garbage

No, I haven't tried. I have never complained either. I used to have a healthy relationship and all that shit when I was in my early twenties. Now, I'm just too distant and brooding and serious.

I only really want a serious woman to settle down with now and there are few.

Oh, believe me I've tried. I've dated over a dozen partners that just haven't materialized into an actual LTR. Does it make me sad sometimes? Yes, but I have a dog.

...

>You don't walk into the gym first time and ask for how to bench 700, start slow

Fucking DYELs

Ok so you don't know then

>flat chested
>mixed race
>dyke
>defending this

Go to the grocery store, theres tons of chicks there

Just flirt a bit nigga if you are half decent looking, Veeky Forums and she's interested, she'll do the rest. Ignore all other sloots and uptight hoes not worth the effort

Had one in college.
>She never stopped talking about stupid shit
>Would railroad any conversation to be about her, politics, vidya, class, it was all back to her in 3 sentences or less
>Couldn't take criticism
>Always needed to be entertained. If I asked what she wanted to do (seldom) it was never a real idea
>Got mad if I wanted a night with my friends or my vidya, but would say it was "FINE" and sigh a bunch then act like a bitch for a week or so.
That sort of made me quit caring. Don't want to entertain, and don't want to listen to her talk forever.

>Go to the grocery store, theres tons of chicks there

Ask for advice from chicks at the grocery. They eat that shit up.

Autistic advice
Great advice

Fine, enjoy having your first approaches go awful because you overthink, though


Step A: Make her seek your approval
Make her want to impress YOU, do it through simple cues like "I wonder if you're as cool as you seem" or "I hope you're not ordinary, I wouldn't like you if you were"

Step B: Once she wants you, give her a part of you as a reward, (This is usually where you exchange numbers or similar)

Step C: Walk away, always be the first to walk away


That's the most generic, baseline pickup, of course many go different, but that's a blueprint

There's a million videos, books, even encyclopedias on this shit, feel free to get into PUA-autism, but I recommend not desu

The dude posting the picture called that a 7/10, hence the >
I was actually quoting him not just using
>le meme arrows

Sounds cringy as fuck

This, I always go to the baking aisle and ask some random qt how to make brownies. I tell them i got my nephews coming over and my brownies always come out dry

Works like a charm, woman eat that shit up. They love "fixing" you

>tfw every girl that hits on me either has a bf or a ring on her finger


Why? Why would women do this?

My bad bro. I didn't see where he'd called her 7/10, I guess he did in original story, but I just kinda skimmed it. I will admit my jimmies get majorly rustled the way people use the 10/10 scale.

Same

Makes me never want to get married

relax, OP. 5 a day is man slut. 1 a day is fine if you meet a lot of new people. weekends is necessary

I just don't see the reason why I would hit on 5 new girls every day. If I don't see myself being with her, why would I even hit on her? What if I end up in a relationship that I don't really want? I don't want to break someones heart just to get my dick wet.

But yeah, the problem is that when there is a girl I actually like, I have no idea what to do.
I am just not a man slut like normies ... life is hard.

nigga it's not like you immediately go from flirting with a girl to committed 3 year relationship

What a fag

No problem dude. 7/10 is REALLY high considering her ugly face, her posture and the fact she has no tits.
The only thing she has got going for her is that she is only 10kgs overweight and not 30.
3/10 tops

Also see

>I like the "I was wondering if you're as interesting as you look" line
>M'lady

Jesus Christ at least help these faggots with some real advice

>how to m-make b-brownies, p-pls respond

>eeuggh search in the internet you loser stop raping me

I know that feel. I just want someone I can talk about my stressful day to :(