So I had the intuition to make up some new lingo for us. Exclusively for Veeky Forumsizens

So I had the intuition to make up some new lingo for us. Exclusively for Veeky Forumsizens

Check it out:

>Instead of "Cool", we say "Weights!"

>Instead of "Faggot", we say "Cardio Man"

>Instead of "Shitty" we say "Protein Shake Fart"

>Instead of "Hot Girl", we say "Muscle Honkers"

>Instead of "Meat", we say "Gains Patty"

>Instead of "Cell Phone", we say "Between Reps Slab"

>Instead of "Boobs", we say "Ham Honkers"

>Instead of "God", we say "CT Fletcher"

>Instead of "Legs", we say "Other Arms"

>Instead of "Gym", we say "Cool Kids Club"

>Instead of "Fat Person", we say "Disgusting Slob" (ha ha)

>Instead of "Sex", we say "Only Acceptable Cardio"

So what do you think?

I think you're a faggot

*Cardio Man

Are you genuinely autistic ?

>Ham Honkers

Keep it up you beautiful sperg

top kek

That's for me to know and you to find out

bumping for interest this thread is weights!

You have to be 18 to post on this board

Very weights thread. Today OP wasn't a cardio man.

>tfw no muscle honker

I want to fuck that bunny

>>Instead of "Cell Phone", we say "Between Reps Slab"
>pausing mid set to use your cell phone
>making it
pick 1 and only 1, Cardio Man

>other arms
I'm too old to laugh this hard

>instead of op we say faggot

What is this autism

D o n ' t

>be me
>at the Cool Kids Club (training other arms) and a muscle honker with big ham honkers is mirin
>TFW she's giving me Only Acceptable Cardio Eyes
>d-does she want my gains patty?

It actually reads like a click hole article

Man I could really go for some pasta right now.

Op is a cardio man

dont be a cardio man
try and get her slab number bro

...

OP is retarded but this thread is straight fire

Thanks bro, you're pretty weights

Nah OP my man you've got it all wrong.

* bowflexer

Nice

why am i laughing so hard at this retarded thread

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>on my way to Cool Kids Club to do Other Arms
>come in at a Protein Shake Fart time so the squat rack is occupied by a Cardio Man Disgusting Slob (ha ha)
>isn't actually doing anything but playing on his Beetween Reps Slab
>see a Muscle Honker with huge Ham Honkers on the another rack
>ask to work in
>she says "Weights!"
>propably wants Only Acceptable Cardio
>Thank CT Fletcher and do my workout
>on my way home stack up on Gains Patties for them gains

How was your day Veeky Forums?

substantially more autistic as of just now

That pic hurt my brain, my humanity and my gains

>mfw day after other arms day

I move around like a cardio man for like two days

I legit feel more stupid after reading this post. I ma go read some book or do some math now.

Made my fucking day OP, Weights! thread

I will write this all down for future use.

I think ill start using only acceptable cardio

good job op

Thanks for the cringe.
I am glad you're having a good first day but none of these are very funny.

Don't be a Cardio Man.

I want to fuck the better rabbit.

cut that out user i'm on nofap

Submit.

>fagottini

Holy fuck im dying.

Today OP was definetely not a cardio man. Dont ever change your beautiful autism OP

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU WON THE BIGGEST FAGGOT OF THE YEAR AWARD

FTFY

*Smith Machine

Holy shit, this thread just keeps getting better and better

put me in the screencap XDddddddddddddddddddddd

>You are Weights Cardio Man who doing Only Acceptable Cardio with Disgusting Slob GAYS

how often do you go to Gym Meme's facebook?

I'll try shouting "Weights!" next time I'm in the Cool Kids Club to see who else is a Veeky Forumsizen.

On that note... we probably should come up with a new name for Veeky Forumsizen, too!

Cardio Man, obviously

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAVE I JUST WITNESS?

>not a high test horse gf
It's like you don't want a mother material wife

Monks of mass

I like all of your shit.

Cringed

perfect.

There is so much wrong in that image but what upsets me the most is "otakus". Whoever made that probably goes around saying "animes" and "mangas" too.

Gagged IRL, good job.