So I had the intuition to make up some new lingo for us. Exclusively for Veeky Forumsizens
Check it out:
>Instead of "Cool", we say "Weights!"
>Instead of "Faggot", we say "Cardio Man"
>Instead of "Shitty" we say "Protein Shake Fart"
>Instead of "Hot Girl", we say "Muscle Honkers"
>Instead of "Meat", we say "Gains Patty"
>Instead of "Cell Phone", we say "Between Reps Slab"
>Instead of "Boobs", we say "Ham Honkers"
>Instead of "God", we say "CT Fletcher"
>Instead of "Legs", we say "Other Arms"
>Instead of "Gym", we say "Cool Kids Club"
>Instead of "Fat Person", we say "Disgusting Slob" (ha ha)
>Instead of "Sex", we say "Only Acceptable Cardio"
So what do you think?
Owen Powell
I think you're a faggot
Landon Jenkins
*Cardio Man
Zachary Lopez
Are you genuinely autistic ?
Joshua Garcia
>Ham Honkers
Keep it up you beautiful sperg
Jack Carter
top kek
Cooper Roberts
That's for me to know and you to find out
William Long
bumping for interest this thread is weights!
Wyatt Powell
You have to be 18 to post on this board
Alexander Morales
Very weights thread. Today OP wasn't a cardio man.
Nicholas Howard
>tfw no muscle honker
Gavin Cox
I want to fuck that bunny
Isaiah Bailey
>>Instead of "Cell Phone", we say "Between Reps Slab" >pausing mid set to use your cell phone >making it pick 1 and only 1, Cardio Man
Colton Powell
>other arms I'm too old to laugh this hard
Kevin Kelly
>instead of op we say faggot
Benjamin Sullivan
What is this autism
Jaxon Cox
D o n ' t
Blake Gonzalez
>be me >at the Cool Kids Club (training other arms) and a muscle honker with big ham honkers is mirin >TFW she's giving me Only Acceptable Cardio Eyes >d-does she want my gains patty?
Levi Bailey
It actually reads like a click hole article
Hudson Jenkins
Man I could really go for some pasta right now.
Gabriel Roberts
Op is a cardio man
Jeremiah Jackson
dont be a cardio man try and get her slab number bro
Brandon Butler
...
Blake Myers
OP is retarded but this thread is straight fire
Easton Young
Thanks bro, you're pretty weights
Cooper Sullivan
Nah OP my man you've got it all wrong.
Kevin Evans
* bowflexer
Colton Evans
Nice
Matthew Cooper
why am i laughing so hard at this retarded thread
Jordan Murphy
...
Robert Martin
>on my way to Cool Kids Club to do Other Arms >come in at a Protein Shake Fart time so the squat rack is occupied by a Cardio Man Disgusting Slob (ha ha) >isn't actually doing anything but playing on his Beetween Reps Slab >see a Muscle Honker with huge Ham Honkers on the another rack >ask to work in >she says "Weights!" >propably wants Only Acceptable Cardio >Thank CT Fletcher and do my workout >on my way home stack up on Gains Patties for them gains
How was your day Veeky Forums?
Grayson Flores
substantially more autistic as of just now
Ethan Turner
That pic hurt my brain, my humanity and my gains
Nathaniel Nelson
>mfw day after other arms day
I move around like a cardio man for like two days
Jordan Harris
I legit feel more stupid after reading this post. I ma go read some book or do some math now.
Leo Lewis
Made my fucking day OP, Weights! thread
I will write this all down for future use.
Jason Scott
I think ill start using only acceptable cardio
good job op
Jeremiah James
Thanks for the cringe. I am glad you're having a good first day but none of these are very funny.
Camden Jones
Don't be a Cardio Man.
Benjamin Murphy
I want to fuck the better rabbit.
Isaac Reyes
cut that out user i'm on nofap
Justin Lewis
Submit.
Brody Perez
>fagottini
Eli Scott
Holy fuck im dying.
Today OP was definetely not a cardio man. Dont ever change your beautiful autism OP
Zachary Evans
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
YOU WON THE BIGGEST FAGGOT OF THE YEAR AWARD
Daniel Cruz
FTFY
Luke Williams
*Smith Machine
Grayson Long
Holy shit, this thread just keeps getting better and better
Ryder Powell
put me in the screencap XDddddddddddddddddddddd
Michael James
>You are Weights Cardio Man who doing Only Acceptable Cardio with Disgusting Slob GAYS
Landon Reyes
how often do you go to Gym Meme's facebook?
Adrian Price
I'll try shouting "Weights!" next time I'm in the Cool Kids Club to see who else is a Veeky Forumsizen.
On that note... we probably should come up with a new name for Veeky Forumsizen, too!
Carson Bennett
Cardio Man, obviously
Ryan Clark
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAVE I JUST WITNESS?
Michael Miller
>not a high test horse gf It's like you don't want a mother material wife
Ayden Flores
Monks of mass
Andrew Lopez
I like all of your shit.
Caleb Torres
Cringed
Julian Ramirez
perfect.
Jordan Ramirez
There is so much wrong in that image but what upsets me the most is "otakus". Whoever made that probably goes around saying "animes" and "mangas" too.