/roids/

This is my favorite photo I've saved from this board, basically my waifu goal

Hey yolo what do you think of my tall qt virgin Olympic swimmer future wife?

Try roiding first.

I almost banged a 17yo. Now I didnt I regret it. Had I done it.. Id regret it.

Is it possible to win at all?

>Try roiding first.
What should I pin? Test or just go straight to Tren?

She's gross looking sven

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trt level test regardless of where youre at
go to a doctor

Please leave

Pin test dummy

she's so pure not even /sp/ could find a tinder profile of her

With levels that low and prolactin high, GO SEE A PHYSICIAN.

That's half of the bottom reference range on test ffs.

she looks very /plain/.
idk, not really my thing.
She should atleast make a effort imo.

>I almost banged a 17yo. Now I didnt I regret it. Had I done it.. Id regret it.
Sounds like you havent decided what you want.

sup

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>With levels that low and prolactin high,
I will. Could it be prolactin fucking up my natural test?

>That's half of the bottom reference range on test ffs.
No wonder I feel like shit and get actually smaller instead of bigger.

I want my ex. Herp. Thought I was clear enough on that.

Everything that doesnt help feels like a waste of time.

Wow fuck you, ledecky is best girl

Proof she didnt get BLEACHED by lochte

Why is she so perfect?

>get actually smaller instead of bigger.

That's impossible unless you fucked up only a short while ago. You don't grow and then start losing mass on low T.

Prolactin.. Dunno. Never researched it because it doesnt cause issues in me even on tren.

Physician is your best bet.

qt but she's too pretty

y-you're gross

>I want my ex.
I missed that whole story.

lol dude.
whatever floats your goat.

First cycle, thoughts? Second blast will
be with more test, tren and sdrol if I can get my hands on it.

200mg Test E
4-500mg Tren A
12.5mg Aromasin E3D
Prami .25mg Monday & Friday (maybe letro instead? have some pubertal gyno I want to try clearing up)

60MG Anavar last 5 weeks of blast
If I add the Var, do I need to change my AI protocol? Not doing PCT, plan on cruising.

>read citric acid make your cum taste sweet
>juices high in have a fuckton of sugar and will fuck up my macros
>have a mild allergy to raw fruit

any other sources of citric acid for cum gains?

forgot pic

go to a doctor, you get test for levels low like that.

i would stash it all up and no inject it at first, and when you have enough just blast lol

>has gyno
>does first cycle
>3 different compounds, even tren
>one of it is a female steroid

straight from reddit, i see

IN RESPONSE TO THE FATTY THAT WANTS TO ROID

There's a reason people run straight test their first cycle

400-600mg a week for 10-14 weeks
Asin when you need it
Tamoxifen for pct, start 2 weeks after last injection. 2 weeks of 40mg ed, 2 weeks of 20mg ed

just buy citric acid in powder form?

Drink the cum of someone who eats a lot of fruit

Or just take vitamin c pills idiot instead of giving urself an allergic reaction

Yeah there's a reason people run test their first cycle, but I'm suicidal and don't really care about the sides that much.

Quick question bros

Just did 6 weeks cycle of LGD-4033, 5mg ED
PCT was 2.5weeks of Nolva/Clomid

How long until I can start cutting and not fuck my shit up?

inb4, just pin fag

why do you cycle lgd?

Because it's suppressive

>dress arrives today
>less than 8 hours til the first day of the rest of my life

That's not suicide though
That's just making yourself miserable

And you won't need much more for var

not sven, but you take that back.

Brehs, I have a really srs issue.

I'm 8 weeks into my first cycle (just 500mg a week) and I'm starting to get rapey feelings.

When a female does something that irritates me (mostly my idiotic coworkers) I get, and I'm ashamed to admit this, the urge to violate them. I usually mumble something barely audible like: I'm going to rape the shit out of you fuking bitch, but yesterday I lost it and I shouted it to some bitch who's now gone complaining to my boss and I'm prob in some trouble...

Should I just quit my cycle, the (sexual) aggresion I feel is insane, but on the other hand I'm making crazy gains...

Any input?

No, that's healthy. It's society that is fucked up.

haha that's epic

Yolo stop hiding your age, we al know you're at least 35 according to your pics that would be an accurate conclusion.

We all know you're a pedo, there is no hiding more for you. I informed the FBI about this

You're so hardcore. wow, i can't even

I'll take a selfie with gf for you next time bby x

I'm srs phaggots, normally I'm a quite and kind guy, I don't feel that my behavior is 'alpha' at all, more disturbing really

>I don't feel that my behavior is 'alpha' at all
Once a bitch always a bitch, not even roids will change that.

Think for one fucking second, is this bad that you want to fuck everything that moves? No.

You can finally wear something that would fit your true identity

We all gonne moke it brooo

I thought you were overe?

No you're just a faggot. Nothing to do with steroids.

How would I need to change my dosing protocols for the var? ty

>pedo
>banging girls that are of age

Pick one.

>I thought you were overe?
youtube.com/watch?v=nxpTx0VDBKw

you tell him

bro, I get disturbing images in my head of raping and mutilating them, it goes beyond 'fucking'

I'd knock you out and shit in your mouth if I saw you irl, en ik leef in nl fuker

Shut up pedo. I will break your arms and use them as toothpicks

You can't use your pedo logic against me.

So she cheated on you with the bbc and now you take her back?

Fuck you filthy nigger. irl you will kiss my ass like all you dyels always do.

come and meet me 1v1, we will see

low dosages more often is better than eating 4 tabs at once, once a week... half life motherfucker

>So she cheated on you with the bbc
lolno

lmao, in your dreams manlet fuck, you can't even look in my eyes without looking like you're sucking me off

>roidraging meathead getting pissed because he doesnt understand words

Classic MasT.

>filthy nigger

At least call him vieze neger.

mmm sup guys gonna do eq for first time 125test 600eq, after 2 months I'm gonna start donate blood every month. how long do you think I can run this for? Healthy young male, does LISS 3x/week and no drugs and drink very lightly. Bought enough for 6 months

You're literally a psychopath

It's not the juice

Im 5-6 weeks in and my rbc is through the roof but BP is fine. I am on 800-1000mg tho. With 300 test.

That's what she's saying...

You don't have a dick pussy, what are you talking about.

He thinks his 2 cm dick counts as a dick and not as a clitoris. Interesting

I only understand that you're a pedo. What more do i need to understand

sure I have some empathy issues, but it's not like I'm some dr lecter

sure it's not the juice feeding latent agression?

That's not the behavior of a psychopath qt. That's someone with anger issues.

fuck, your gonna make it.

mirin.

that's a really fucking stupid cycle

lgd is similar to test in that it doesn't really start working until 4 weeks in. you're suppressing yourself (and then doing overkill pct with more sides than your cycle) for 2 weeks.

nice retort shorty, but what I said still counts

>it's not like I'm some dr lecter
obviously

lmao epic.

i would talk out of it saying you have a hard time right now and stressed out and such.

but fk thats funny.

usually the confidence boost from test is good, but in situations like that its unfitting lol.

fucking kek

Pedo = being attracted to those who havent hit puberty yet.

Age actually has nothing to do with it :^).

>MasT is wrong, surprise? Nah.

mirin bro, hop on tren already

>bro, I get disturbing images in my head of raping and mutilating them, it goes beyond 'fucking'

average people who are natty and dont even lift get that, so you are still pretty sane.

i wouldnt worry about it man.

>match with 7/10 on tinder
>put on game, get number and snap chat
>she's hesitant to send me snaps
>sends snap and she's at least 20lbs heavier than in her profile
Why tho

nice compliment-insult brah, embracing your estrogen I see

Yeah, I've already talked my way out of it. Luckily I'm pretty popular at work. cheers mate

cheers man srs, even if you're exaggerating

this, im not even on right now yet I get thoughts of killing estp and skull fucking her severed head

you better dont do tren.

also dont listen to all the people saying you are a psychopath.

if you are a nice guy otherwise and you suddenly feel aggressive on test, OBVIOUSLY its the test doing that, idiotic fucks.

>your a psychopath, its not the steroids

stop scaring him you fucktards, i get those feelings too on blast, just never actually do or say something

kill her

i want to fight people and do hiking through mountains with thunder storms and run through mud and be dirty and hunt animals with speers when blasting.

sometimes when im going for a walk, i suddenly start sprinting insanely fast and dont stop until i collapse because im out of breath.

might be weird but i feel fucking amazing.

i have those feelings too, my libido and energy is just too high.

but i admit its weird you actually spouted out that loudly.

thanks mate, really means something to me, I am losing my grip on my inner self a bit

no im not. trust me people have all kinds of fucked up thoughts without lifting or steroids.

aight brehs, glad I'm not alone in this

I've decided to work on my DL for the next few months. How often can I DL before I snap my shit up? Lots of routines only recommend once a week :(

Wearing dresses is alpha af

Probably won't at all
Var had basically no sides
It's awesome

No its not the juice

It's pure placebo

do it every day and youll look like klokov in no time

>tfw finished day 2 of only 1000 cals a day (-2000 tdee)

feels kinda mediocre man.

>le its all placebo meme
>le gains on roids are placebo meme
>le the confidence is placebo
>le roids itself is placebo, in reality you are just injecting water meme

isnt it funny how the trips here are always the most retarded ones.

also go fuck your pillow you disgusting weebo

fuck off you piece of shit.

you only spill autismo bullshit and you give shitty advice.

someone kill this faggot already and bring estp back.

It's not the steroids, though.

He's a psycho and so are you if you think that shit is normal. Just because he's a self proclaimed "nice" guy doesn't mean he isn't a psychopath with empathy and/or anger issues.

Normal people don't shout they want to rape someone because they got frustrated with them at work. Excess testosterone just made something that was already inside of him worse.

>le same fag psycho

>this is def normal behavior guys

Vitamin C is ascorbic acid, not citric acid.

This 100%. See a therapist

How do you check rbc?

as i said, trips here literally the biggest worthless retards in these threads.