FPH thread, for all your fat hate needs

meh, not worth the green ink it was printed with

The fashioned makes it easier to hide fat. Also makes them feel small pretty and dainty, which they are anything but. If you go over to /cgl/ they're mostly butthurt fatties. I used to go there and inform them the truth about being a fat piece of shit and how they should be spending Monet on a gym membership instead. Eventually banned me. W/e they're still delusional fatties and ill find my fatty entertainment elsewhere
This is what I always found to be funny. Japanese people don't like fatties, never the less fatties stuffing themselves in designer dresses that don't fit and ruining them. They're idolizing a culture that doesn't want them. They can't even fit into real brand lolita

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>Ham planet lolitas
Why do hams have to ruin cute things?

so you saw a fat person at the airport and were too "Swedish" to actually talk to the qt.314?
>example of green text story done right

I'm screaming at myself. I'm freaking the fuck out. I really fucked up, Veeky Forums. I REALLY fucked up. I've had a complete sugar purge for the past 3 months and everything was going fantastic but then I got really, REALLY depressed and decided I would have liked to eat an orange and broke my purge.

I fucked up. I really, really fucked up. It's too late to puke it out. The damage is fucking done.

maybe you should eat a bag of twinkies to balance it out
and two large pizzas after

But how do you explain the government forcing new standards on calorie listing and forcing schools to have healthier foods and more gym time

top kekku

desu you poked the beesnest, they have overweight lolita threads all the time.
I hate when fatties alter dresses
>shopping for dream dress
>it comes up cheap
>"altered"
>by altered they mean 5 sizes of what it should be

Because they're mentally children.

She's barely contained in that tent

As others have said the style is 'flattering' and it makes them feel dainty and feminine.
When I was obese I loved that style, but now I'm getting thinner I've grown to hate it with a passion. Maybe because I can be feminine without wearing lace now.

That fucking file name

i hate fast people too

>no qt Lolita gf :(

Why bros?

Lurk on /cgl, find your nearest comm, find lolita gf

I'm trying but all the nearest con days are during work or duty days in the service

Meetups are usually on weekends though

> went from active duty Currently a reservist
> Also have a job and school
>Days off are far and few in between

Yep I brought this onto myself maybe I'll take a semester off school to go to some cons and meet qts

At cons you'll meet mostly itas, unless there's a tea party.

Please explain itas and what a tea party is
I have a vague understanding from lurking cgl from time to time

>There's no other fucking way the government is not giving them the boot.

Not really a conspiracy. In the US, the majority of people are fat, and since voters more or less control the government, what do you expect to happen. Sure, fats probably have low voting rates, but they're still a very sizable voting bloc.

Why does the mom hate fast people, yet complain that the parents were slow to arrive?

Ita is a lolita that dresses badly.
Real lolitas don't usually go to cons, they have comms and they organize meetups and teaparties.
Unless there's a meetup or a teaparty at a con, you're not really likely to meet real lolitas, since they're not necessarily into weeb shit, but only into the fashion. These are also usually the best looking ones.
Good luck, I hope you are cute and have a lot of money to spare.

I have shekels to spare
Job,gi bill, reserve monies, and side bussiness

>Cute

Dunno been called cute and adorable by either Asian girls or drunk middle aged white women
Have a lot of small scars on my face from stupid shit

Anymore advice?

Lolitas hate it when they get the impression that you're only out to get a lolita girlfriend, which you are.
So you need an excuse to be interested.

DO NOT call it a costume, they hate it.
Don't associate it with ageplay, they hate it.

Better start lurking more and pretend to be the male equivalent of a Lolita

I know better to call it a costume since they wear it everyday as regular clothing

Not all lolitas wear it daily. Male equivalent would be ega or ouji.

>eats an orange
>thinks it breaks a sugar purge
>ignores phytosterols
>ignores the fiber content
>thinks eating fruit is like eating refined sugar

I've got news for you bro...

God I ate way too much today.. I've been losing weight since the beginning of 2016 but I just felt like I needed to admit this somewhere
ARRRGHHHH

I think he is referring to girls who like to dress up, but are not into the culture that goes behind being a weaboo faggot.

It would be like a Chad going to an anime con.
Chad dresses up in generic cosplay, but he looks hot as fuck and picks up lolita bitches.
You're left over with the rejects.

it's fine, everyone overeats time to time

Are you me?
Last night I splurged and got Chinese food, I didn't get anything fried but I couldn't resist the rice and ate like 3 cups of rice and an entire meal.
It was my biggest meal all month.

>>keeps grunting and squinting as if the world owes it something
>>hope it's not me
lmao

Lord Beetus harvests its tribute: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3754441/Unlucky-couple-forced-cancel-wedding-right-leg-amputated-loses-left.html

They could have chosen to stop eating like shit at any point in their lives, but fatties would rather die than give up muh sugahs. And they will die.

Wasn't the point that fatties don't have the natural grace and reservedness that comes natural to fit Swedes? Instead they have entitlement and rudeness, like a Brit in Majorca.

Boo hoo an orange.

go and become an orange yourself

I feel guilty but this bitch gets me like diamonds. Help me bruh

Why the fuck are we being called spornosexuals? The world is going to hell in a handbasket because of fatties, what we're doing is nothing special, it should be the norm.
news-medical.net/news/20160811/Austerity-causes-young-British-men-to-turn-into-spornosexuals.aspx

Everyone will die nigga. Fatties chose instant gratification over a (shortened) life of disease and pain.

I kinda feel sorry for them. When you get to the point of having your legs removed, you can't come with the terms that you caused this. That kind of knowledge would tear you apart.

On mobile and I mistook the thumbnail for a lump of ice cream.

I'm afraid to ask what they wear, or they traps who wear lolita dresses too?

For the same reason that men who took care of themselves and eschewed the the grungy look of the '90s were called metrosexuals; it made some people self conscious.
Give it another five years and we'll see the fitness centered nu-males proudly waving the spornosexual banner, just like they did "metrosexuality."
It's the same thing year-in, year-out.
People attributing their own made up labels in an attempt to shame a specific subgroup out of what they're interested in.

Is your mom fat?

It's called Brolita, bro.

Spoopy

But if I go to the event won't I be an automatic chad for not being a fat fuck or skinny fat?

Which one is better?

That dress is pretty cute, though.

>sizable

Kek

Walmart now has deep fried twinkies for sale. Sounds yummy.

Kek

They're called sissies

most of /cgl/ is skinny girls hating on fatties, really

be my bf, user :^(

kill yourself you retarded faggot.

he actually looks great
perfect even when next to the half-hearted fatty attempts

no, the black doesn't fit into the coord at all

>friend falls for the "eat big to get big" meme
>Eats big, but it's all carbs and fats, barely any protein
>Now weighs like 250 pounds or something
>Look for him to help him with losing weight
>He's now spouting HAES shit and browses tumblr more now
>Doesn't want to be helped either, claims he's fine
Fuck, he's a nice guy and all, but seeing him like this is depressing. Should I continue trying to coax him into cutting or is it too late?

>he's a nice guy

Yeah, they all are. Nice is a euphemism for worthless, it's like curvy means landwhale these days. Pic related: it's Pugsley from the Addams Family.

/r/ing the tumblr of that guy who weighs like 700 pounds and talks about his belly being like a beanbag.

You should think really, REALLY hard, about what you're doing with your life, if you ever got an idea of a complete sugar purge. Sure, don't drink shit like coke or Mountain Dew, just tap/mineral water, but many fruits like bananas, apples,oranges, are great vitamin and phytochemical sources.
It completely evades me why would you do something that stupid (overreacting aside), when fruit were part of our diets back when our ancestors were still living on the trees.

Shit, so he's beyond help?

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not sure if I wanna watch it or not

Do it. Do it for us, user.

ok here goes

jesus fucking christ

Holy shit. I feel so bad for people this ugly. I'm no prize myself, but holy shit.

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look who it is!

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>I need to be told to do shit for myself
I don't know whether to be mad or sad. He looks like a 30 year old who's saying something a 9 year old would say.

sausage lolita? more like sausage lolEATER amirite guys?

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I love the fat threads. I feel so motivated and much better about myself afterwards.

I was a 275lb woman at one point and never did me or my husband ever have to lift a piece of fat to fuck. Jesus fucking Christ. Are they just trying to embarrass themselves? Why even have sex at that point, it already sounds more like a chore than fun.

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if it goes on fast, it comes off fast

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i wish i was on this show

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Then you weren't doing a good job at your disorder. :c

When is eating 5k cals a day for 30 years going to be considered an eating disorder?

Wtf is she looking at

Was there for this story :')

she's out of breath just sitting there talking