Hi, I'm your new gardener

Is it bad that I want Jeff to ravish me?
N-no homo of course.

who skips leg day, that cunt is a joke

Honestly it doesn't look that solid. Those two profiles supporting the bed look flimsy as fuck.

What if it turns out that he really is natty?

>tfw not even roids can make you as good looking as tinytrip

why even live

The support looks like it'll give up soon, probably just an older department store model that cost 80 bucks. The wheelbarrow, on the other hand, is probably from Sears.

>Is heffey mayne

>implying this guy has ever done a hard days work in his life

I don't have a garden, fuck off

>yfw jeff goes arnold mode and btfos Veeky Forums forever

>Half of your life
>Ten years

Jeff is so hot.

You don't look Mexican.

What if turns out roids are a social construct?

jeff pls become a trip

jeff pls GO

I would never hire some dumb roided idiot

>roids do not make you an odd looking, 4/10 5'4'' dwarf

seems like a good deal for me desu

Does he have to flex in every fucking picture? Can't he just act normal for once?

Are all meatheads like this?

>I don't even have a garden, please leave :^)

Wtf I love Jeff now

I'd want to kill myself out of shame if I said something like that

he is 100% not natty

he should take a steroid test, but he wont

>Steroid test

this guy is an obvious roider from a young age, his testicles are probably the size of peanuts lol. If I was a girl I would probably have sex with him just so I could see how tiny his balls are.

can you guys imagine how good he'd look if he took tren?

but you're not a homo though

>not a homo
>Veeky Forums
??

You sound really knowledgeable about his cycle. I'd love it if you could keep us all posted on Jeff's continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what Jeff's got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight Jeff can get. Thanks for the motivation.

i miss old Veeky Forums

fuck he sure does look good.

omfg he'd be a god

no homo r-right?

jeff looks 10x better than this dwarf
not only size wise but also insertions

>Jeff Seed

Jeff pls mow

As it clearly states in your contract, all staff are required to wear polos with my family's crest on them and khakis. Now in your defense, I understand that you can't read. *chuckles* I have some pull with the local school board, and I am willing to help find you a place in kindergarten for the upcoming school year. Regarding this job however, I regret that I must fire you. Please see Beech the butler before you leave this property and he will give you your first and regrettably final paycheck. *chuckles*

you know what I meant you goofball

Hi, new gardener.

No you're not; I don't have a gardener. My lawn looks fine. Get off my property.

And you know what happened the very second this photo shoot was done? He dropped the wheelbarrow and cried about how dirty his hands were, begged the staff for a towelette, and ran away to go lift some dumbbells.

I'm fine with people going to the gym. I just hate it when those people pretend they know what real labor is like this.

Jeff pls go.

>Don't talk to me or my wife's plants ever again.

>gardening
>real labour

What are you, mexican?

More real than going to the gym.

hi its me ur brother

> Implying jeff has ever done manual labor
Fuck outta here

Wtf i love this meme now

Who said ging to the gym was real labour, pablo?

Did jeff appropriate your culture by pushing that wheelbarrow?

White boy here, actually. Sorry to burst your bubble. I'm glad you agree that going to gym isn't hard.

Kys

>natty
>gardener
makes sense

holy shit it looks like a hand is reaching into your pants

Put that wheelbarrow down you idiot, you're my new BAKER

underrated post

So you also capped it you fucking faggot

if i was as BIG as JEFF i would have SEX with WOMEN

clever

sorry you're fired, stay away from my wife also

...

1: You're not a Gardener. You're too stupid. You're a landscaper/janitor. There's a difference.

2: Holy fuck how the hell did I become rich enough to afford a landscaper??

underrated

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Jeff I don't have a garden
where the fuck did you get all that dirt?

Gave me a good kek.