be 6'2 tower of muscle

> be 6'2 tower of muscle
> walk into my local gymnasiüm
> suddenly feel something gnawing and grumbling at my ankle
> look down and see that a manlet has escaped the manlet pits, he looks to be about 5'6
> pick him up and throw him back into his designated manlet pit, hear him screeching as he falls into the abyss
> go over to the Squät Rack and Kino room, 3 of the 5 are being used, 1 has been cordoned off because Larry the Lanklet has injured himself trying to squat the empty bar
> turn on my Squat Rack Kino Television Set and select the fine piece otherwise known as "L'ascension du chevalier noir"
> A cardio bunny walks past and looks over at me, clearly impressed at my fine taste in Kino
> Fire up my furnace and forge a fresh barbell, hammering out on my anvil
> Do my Squäten while watching such a fine piece of Kino, leaning down while gluteus maximus makes a fine contact with the poaceae

So i managed to squat lmao2pl8 today, quite proud of myself... a long way to go still, but progress is progress

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I'm 5'7 and I've had sex with 7 women this month, brings me to 43 for the year. Lost count of life-time.

How are your guys sex lives going? I'd imagine everyone here is getting a lot of sex judging by the CBT's, a lot more aesthetic guys here compared to me!

Haha alright guys peace

>mfw this is actually a realistic post for a normies first post on Veeky Forums

Shame you weren't 3 inches taller or you would have been qualified to leave the Pits!

>yeah guys she DEFINITELY had seven organisms.

>I'm 5'7

stopped reading there

How'd you escape the manlet pits to rape that many women? It'll be nice to know so we can fix however you creatures are escaping.

Also OP, it's spelled Šķwůæţëņ. Don't get lazy.

You mad because your views of who gets sex in the real world has been destroyed by Veeky Forums/porn etc?

You mad as fuck bruh. Chadlets exist, and we're styling all over you, fucking your oneitises while you go shit post on Veeky Forums about her 5 years after last seeing her.

>Šķwůæţëņ
How did you break your keyboard to type that out

Whats it like being cucked by a manlet tallfags?

>and we're styling all under you
FTFY

>chadlets

can you please talk a little louder little men. the grown ups can't understand you up here.

5'10" King of manlets here. Can I suggest regular sized 6'2" guys just holocaust us all to end our suffering? Thanks

>6'2" "tower of muscle"
>only squatting lmao2pl8

lmao indeed

the post you're replying to is above you, postlet

That's never happened to me, but then again, most women I've been with were interested in men.

>5'9
>9/10 facial aesthetics
>built like fuark cos only takes 1-2 years
>pull girls easily at clubs and 300+ matches on tinder

You jelly lanklets? ez girls ez gains and no elongated facial features like some giant nose or ears like you goofy fucks.

jesus fucking christ i didn't post this thread to incur the wrath of the hobbits

>be 5'7" manlet
>rejected by tall, average, and even short girls
>have to settle for the most pygmy of womanlets
>hundreds of generations of this causes my descendants to be nearly microscopic
>make sick natty gains of the dead skin cells of 6'12"chads

>elongated facial features like some giant nose or ears like you goofy fucks
This isn't even a thing, what the fuck.

>be 6'5 lanky fuck
>nothing in the world built for my oversized elongated body.
>bang my head on every fucking door
>have to use a bedsheet to cloth myself
>go to work in my special sized car for my special sized body
>still makes me look like i'm in a clown car
>try to talk to coworkers, cant hear them from up here
>drive back home in clown car, bang head on door when going into home.
>my wife fucking some 5'8 manlet.


fucking manlets.

>still makes me look like i'm in a clown car
> yfw youtube.com/watch?v=xWct_KYGRQo

>I'm 6'7
>everything you said is bullshit
Manlets, they cannot even begin to imagine what it's like being tall.
How sad.

My phœňė keyboard let's me do it if I hold the letter.

>this much delusion

Kekd.

I've seen manlets in shitty commerical gyms squat more than you. Kill yourself.

Manlets, always overcompensating

*picks you up and throws you into the manlet pit*

6'1. Try again DYEL.

>6'1
>not manlet

lol you must live in a third world coutnry

you forgot to take off your high heels, Chad

If you're above 6' and not squatting at LEAST 160kg, you're nothing but wasted potential.

haha sorry i forgot i should have been able to squat 160kg from day one

>5'10
>not being a literal midget
pick one

Mate I have a fat 6'+ friend squat 140kg and it was only his 3rd time squatting. it's achievable within a year and even then, you don't make posts on Veeky Forums calling yourself a tower of muscle when you're quite literally DYEL as fuck.

This

did you even read my post, i wasn't even being serious lmao

I'm 6'5 and I have problems hearing small people from time to time ;_;

Good going OP!

I followed memes when I started lifting and now my squat laaaags behind and I get injured every time I get close to 2pl8s

>Be (171cm) 5'7 turbo manlet
>Everyone is taller than me
>Life sucks
>Had a medical examination today to join the police
>They check my height
>I'm actually (175cm) 5'9
>I'm suddenly as tall as most men and taller than most women
>Go back home
>Hear something from the ground on my way home
>It's an actual 5'7 manlet asking me where the nearest drugstore is
>Tell him to fuck off
>mfw
Feels good not being a manlet.
Why are you still a manlet Veeky Forums? 5'9 is the real manlet cut off, if you're smaller than this you might as well end yourself.

6' is the manlet cut off you bait baiting quq

>6'1
>legitimitely maxed at 162.5kg yesterday
Feels good to meet some anons arbitrary conditions

I bet you kiss girls
Cardioman
F a g
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>300 matches on tinder
If you put your height in your bio that number would divebomb

So would putting your dick measurement, what's your point user?

Brutal.

this retard thinks you go from 5'9 to 6'0