> be 6'2 tower of muscle > walk into my local gymnasiüm > suddenly feel something gnawing and grumbling at my ankle > look down and see that a manlet has escaped the manlet pits, he looks to be about 5'6 > pick him up and throw him back into his designated manlet pit, hear him screeching as he falls into the abyss > go over to the Squät Rack and Kino room, 3 of the 5 are being used, 1 has been cordoned off because Larry the Lanklet has injured himself trying to squat the empty bar > turn on my Squat Rack Kino Television Set and select the fine piece otherwise known as "L'ascension du chevalier noir" > A cardio bunny walks past and looks over at me, clearly impressed at my fine taste in Kino > Fire up my furnace and forge a fresh barbell, hammering out on my anvil > Do my Squäten while watching such a fine piece of Kino, leaning down while gluteus maximus makes a fine contact with the poaceae
So i managed to squat lmao2pl8 today, quite proud of myself... a long way to go still, but progress is progress
I'm 5'7 and I've had sex with 7 women this month, brings me to 43 for the year. Lost count of life-time.
How are your guys sex lives going? I'd imagine everyone here is getting a lot of sex judging by the CBT's, a lot more aesthetic guys here compared to me!
Haha alright guys peace
Lincoln Rodriguez
>mfw this is actually a realistic post for a normies first post on Veeky Forums
Caleb Barnes
Shame you weren't 3 inches taller or you would have been qualified to leave the Pits!
Jaxson Barnes
>yeah guys she DEFINITELY had seven organisms.
Cooper Barnes
>I'm 5'7
stopped reading there
Liam Thompson
How'd you escape the manlet pits to rape that many women? It'll be nice to know so we can fix however you creatures are escaping.
Also OP, it's spelled Šķwůæţëņ. Don't get lazy.
Gavin Cook
You mad because your views of who gets sex in the real world has been destroyed by Veeky Forums/porn etc?
You mad as fuck bruh. Chadlets exist, and we're styling all over you, fucking your oneitises while you go shit post on Veeky Forums about her 5 years after last seeing her.
Gabriel Jackson
>Šķwůæţëņ How did you break your keyboard to type that out
Jose Gutierrez
Whats it like being cucked by a manlet tallfags?
Nolan Lopez
>and we're styling all under you FTFY
Christian Thompson
>chadlets
Levi Gonzalez
can you please talk a little louder little men. the grown ups can't understand you up here.
Nathan Davis
5'10" King of manlets here. Can I suggest regular sized 6'2" guys just holocaust us all to end our suffering? Thanks
Aiden Reed
>6'2" "tower of muscle" >only squatting lmao2pl8
lmao indeed
Owen Taylor
the post you're replying to is above you, postlet
Thomas Butler
That's never happened to me, but then again, most women I've been with were interested in men.
Connor Williams
>5'9 >9/10 facial aesthetics >built like fuark cos only takes 1-2 years >pull girls easily at clubs and 300+ matches on tinder
You jelly lanklets? ez girls ez gains and no elongated facial features like some giant nose or ears like you goofy fucks.
Connor Ortiz
jesus fucking christ i didn't post this thread to incur the wrath of the hobbits
Jayden Garcia
>be 5'7" manlet >rejected by tall, average, and even short girls >have to settle for the most pygmy of womanlets >hundreds of generations of this causes my descendants to be nearly microscopic >make sick natty gains of the dead skin cells of 6'12"chads
Anthony Campbell
>elongated facial features like some giant nose or ears like you goofy fucks This isn't even a thing, what the fuck.
Adrian Ross
>be 6'5 lanky fuck >nothing in the world built for my oversized elongated body. >bang my head on every fucking door >have to use a bedsheet to cloth myself >go to work in my special sized car for my special sized body >still makes me look like i'm in a clown car >try to talk to coworkers, cant hear them from up here >drive back home in clown car, bang head on door when going into home. >my wife fucking some 5'8 manlet.
>I'm 6'7 >everything you said is bullshit Manlets, they cannot even begin to imagine what it's like being tall. How sad.
Carson Baker
My phœňė keyboard let's me do it if I hold the letter.
Justin Reed
>this much delusion
Jackson Reyes
Kekd.
James Russell
I've seen manlets in shitty commerical gyms squat more than you. Kill yourself.
Ian Robinson
Manlets, always overcompensating
Eli White
*picks you up and throws you into the manlet pit*
Lucas Sanchez
6'1. Try again DYEL.
Brayden Rivera
>6'1 >not manlet
lol you must live in a third world coutnry
Sebastian Flores
you forgot to take off your high heels, Chad
Grayson Sanchez
If you're above 6' and not squatting at LEAST 160kg, you're nothing but wasted potential.
Matthew Brooks
haha sorry i forgot i should have been able to squat 160kg from day one
Adrian Rivera
>5'10 >not being a literal midget pick one
Zachary Sanchez
Mate I have a fat 6'+ friend squat 140kg and it was only his 3rd time squatting. it's achievable within a year and even then, you don't make posts on Veeky Forums calling yourself a tower of muscle when you're quite literally DYEL as fuck.
Sebastian Thomas
This
Anthony Thomas
did you even read my post, i wasn't even being serious lmao
Carson Jenkins
I'm 6'5 and I have problems hearing small people from time to time ;_;
Isaiah Rogers
Good going OP!
I followed memes when I started lifting and now my squat laaaags behind and I get injured every time I get close to 2pl8s
Hunter Diaz
>Be (171cm) 5'7 turbo manlet >Everyone is taller than me >Life sucks >Had a medical examination today to join the police >They check my height >I'm actually (175cm) 5'9 >I'm suddenly as tall as most men and taller than most women >Go back home >Hear something from the ground on my way home >It's an actual 5'7 manlet asking me where the nearest drugstore is >Tell him to fuck off >mfw Feels good not being a manlet. Why are you still a manlet Veeky Forums? 5'9 is the real manlet cut off, if you're smaller than this you might as well end yourself.
Colton Thompson
6' is the manlet cut off you bait baiting quq
Brayden Morgan
>6'1 >legitimitely maxed at 162.5kg yesterday Feels good to meet some anons arbitrary conditions
Josiah Hall
I bet you kiss girls Cardioman F a g a g
Jeremiah Peterson
>300 matches on tinder If you put your height in your bio that number would divebomb
William Flores
So would putting your dick measurement, what's your point user?