Who are the most delusional """"bodybuilders"""" around?

Some dude I see around

>always checking for his abs
>tells everyone "now that I'm yolked"...
>ealry 30's still dresses like some skater punk
>does 5x5 with accessory work
>drinks protein shakes while working out "quells my hunger bro"
>tips fedora at other gym patrons
>wears basketball shorts to the gym

He is obviously the delusional body builder type, he doesn't say much to me but I see him every time I look in the mirror

>He is obviously the delusional body builder type, he doesn't say much to me but I see him every time I look in the mirror
Poetry

I just watched these videos for the first time today

youtube.com/watch?v=7rk6d4-HmfU
youtube.com/watch?v=xww_jLr-fLA

Can't believe it took me so long to start watching The Piss Lord. Amazing that he collabs with the legend Big Lenny

Lifting for cute girls
Becomes obsessively vein
Never good enough

what the fuck
source video?

Anyone who refers to themselves as a bodybuilder has about a 99% chance of mental illness

does he even hit shoulders. kek

Is he retarded? Serious question

We don't know
But it's possible
Probably more likely autistic

youtube.com/watch?v=B77apnARgxE

He has assburgers. He has proven he's decent with numbers, he just never implements any of his hypothetical routines.

He has more than that senpai
Nigga cant spell and acts like a child at 30+

Add, ocd, learning disabilities, autism, possible bipolar.
Nothing a litle haldol shot won't take care of.
>WARNING: side effects may include becoming a complete incomprehensible retard

GOLEM GET YE GONE

he's entitled to it bro

I'm just discovering this guy. Is he's Veeky Forums's version of Chris Chan?

You can make parallels but that's insulting to Janoy in all honesty. Chris-Chan is an absolute autistic wreck that's gonna die soon

top fucking kek

His nipples literally left his chest

Hes no little man or Little Bo Peep bro. Don't fuck with him bro. You don't want to fuck with fucking him. Bro he ain't no little man bro. Hes bigger than you, he's like 230 and he's fucking taking supplements. Don't talk shit bro in the morning, fucking please. You're messing with a fucking Internet celebrity.

He's actually most likely schizophrenic, gets completely brainfogged and fucked up by haldol injections (like that time he couldn't spell his own name, day after injection) and was raised by a greedy, negligent alcoholic kike mother that told him to steal and take everything he can from the people around him.

Actually kind of sad, but there's nothing to do for us, I'll keep enjoying the ments anyway

DAmn he can grow a pretty mean beard, has he ever grown it out?

For a 2 day stubble to cover the cheeks like that its a pretty mean stubble.

beards not allowed at pubelicks bro it piss

Amazing. Love the deepness here.

>adam
>cardio junkie that does burpees and crossfit
>has a better bodybuilding physique than a self proclaimed bodybuilder 8 years in the making

ffs Jason excels at being the worst at everything.

Some dude I see around

>that lanky dad bod guy in his mid 30s
>no muscle definition at all
>always see him on the smith machine doing 1/3 range of motion bench press for 2 rep maxes
>gets up, flexes his traps and walks around the gym like a peacock
>doesn't do squats or deadlifts
>just sticks to machine exercises, does 1-2 rep maxes and then walks around with his traps flexed like he's an animal

sometimes I sincerely wonder if someone is paying him to act like an ass.