Halloween Thread

HAHA SÅ ER DER BUBBER-TRÅD!

>being this boring and predictable
hurr durr why not just show up as a body builder that would look just as cool

I'll just put on a fedora and go as this poster here

Best theme party for Veeky Forums bros and hot sloots?

Gladiators and pornstars

Post a pic when you do
No homo

REKT XD

Is a swimmer a good or lazy costume?

2nd and 4th from the left

>hhhnnngggg

You dont want to put too much effort into it, lest you will look like one of those cosplay freaks

>Im going as Bane

I hope that by Halloween I'm ready to go as Ninja

If something goes down this year im either gonna be jack burton, snake pliskin, or a generic hawaiian shirted tourist. But im not counting on it.

I'm going as Grimes, I hope people get my unique taste in music

>tfw Asian
>college has annual halloween party
>Went as a Ninja freshman year
>then Samurai
>then as Bruce Lee

Im out of ideas, Veeky Forums

go as genghis khan

Dress like Ryu of SF
Or Idk some octopus monster

Halloween isn't a thing here outside kids and thugs going out to vandalize the city

So basically I have the carnival in around february. plenty of time to finish cut and lean bulk so I think of going as a spartan warrior

Mothra

....Goku?
Kenshiro?
JoJo?

Kung Fury

I once fucked and arab dancer (she wasnt arab, she just you know... Belly danced or whatev). She was horrible, worst sex ive ever had.

Did she belly dance well at all?

I like this one.

I want to be a gladiator.

Although halloween can be too cold to be outside with that much exposed skin

Especially when youre a bitchmade faggot like me

Trying to get some mother fuckers dress up as cpt. olimar and have a bunch of bros who lift be pikmen.

2 > 4 > 3 > 1

I turn into a diva when its cold too, user

Last year I was a Spartan with an oversized cloak for warmth ;)

what are some good gladiator outfits?
if I google all I get is retarded shit, I want some authentic

ever watch Spartacus? Just go with that

Go as a sjw pink hair quirky glasses fat gut and all. Maybe have a sign that says not asking for it

Never but I plan to start, seems nice.

That's hard af to replicate

>Slade and Nyssa

I would go as the slave version of a gladiator.

Buy brown bathtowels and fashion into a raggy looking diaper like clothing.

Smear dirt on you.

Maybe a girl (or your mom) has makeup that you could draw scratches with.

Lots of stores get fake wounds in for halloween.

Buy the biggest looking sword you can

The ONLY problem with this is that people will inevitably mistake you for conan the barbarian....which...to be honest...id be fine with that brah

If you want flashy gladiator movie-tier attire, search for "sparticus" costumes.

Is there a theater group new you you can rent from?

Eustace bagge

Thinking just overalls, the hat, and glasses. Maybe I'll make a mask or something.

I'm going as a chip and dales dancer.

basically it's a track suit I can rip off with a necktie underneath and spandex.

basically like party boy from jackass

Nothing to rent from

desu I might just go as those guys in 300

Im going as Khal Drogo/Dothraki person

Easy af costume, just need some brown leather chaps, some old af leather jacket and belts, a wig, and a beard

Maybe a tan

>everyone is going as a ancient barbarian/gladiator.

I go as the joker every year

SAGDE DU BUBBER? :DDD

You can go as sexy dracula if you are aesthetic enough and not so autistic that you don't come off as a gentleman m'lady.

3>2>4>1

counting from left

2>3>4>1

you have shit taste

2 is objectively best

Move aside plebs

And yes, im dyel as fuck.

Why must 4chin turn my shit

Eat shit fag

3 is best girl

lol did that last year and had a blast. I did the white outfit and sharpied some tats on my arms

Jesus christ

4 is objectively the best girl. Get your shit together.

I have a underbite so I was thinking of going as Baron von underbite.

I fuckin hated that guy in Chappie

Working hard to achieve as close to pic related as possible.

You two I like. Go forth and get Halloween sloots.

pic related

>mfw gf tells me she wants to go as harley quinn

bats here, i have no party or anything but what could I dress up as on my channel to make Veeky Forums laugh and make us all feel like we have friends?

My fucking wishes will come true!!!!!!

"What are you, a gay UPS guy?"

I love the costume idea, but you get this a lot. Previous Halloween threads prove it.

I always start my cut late summer so I can continue it to Halloween.
But never be THAT guy who goes as fucking Hulk or some shit. Play it cool with something showing your gains off in a subtle way. Zombie basketball player or some shit

>"What are you, a gay UPS guy?"

i'd be laughing, the place we're going is gonna have thousands of other people in weird costumes so i'll be fine

Do American adults really dress up for Halloween? I thought that was just on tv.

jackie chan since most probably you're a manlet

Idk, she was a teacher but i never saw ber dancing.

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I'm trying to get my friends to dress as the rest of the magical girls in sailor moon so I don't look like a faggot by myself. Will I have to tuck my peen?

>Doesn't tuck every day

>eurofag hasnt experienced halloween parties with every girl wearing skimpy costumes

feel bad for you senpai

Brah errbody knows a referee is THE best costume.
>settle any dispute
>officiate beer pong games
>call a 5 yard penalty on a chick for her number not being in your phone

List goes on and on. Easy on the whistle though it can get annoying.

this is genius

clothes better be tight to show off gains

Bulking season is now lmao, summer is gone lad

You know the game boys, roll away

rolling i i hads to choose i guess 1?

Halloween is quite literally the best holiday for everyone under the age of 30

gimme dat 9 no homo

rolling for lawls

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Being this much of an Australian. Its still summer up here champ

plz be 9

fug

Why did the thread have to get ruined this early :[

i referee soccer and I would just put on my referee uniform if i got dragged somewhere for halloween

i was way too ugly to ever have any girls want me, but sometimes i would pass people in soccer uniforms and we would talk shit. also sometimes a party was gonna get shut down so i would blow my whistle and tell everyone to run

hes the zef side ninja you fucking pleb

Why not go out to be witnessed?

>Last year went as a monk
>First time going out for Halloween
>Went bar hoppin'
>Wound up in a gay bar later in the night
>Got so fucked up I don't remember, first time ever getting black out drunk
>Was shouting THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU to a bunch of gays
>No one really cared

I might go as a pirate this time. I don't know yet.

rice picker

5-6 pls

>objectively
2 looks 'objectively' literally inbred with a resting bitch face and no tits or hips. 4>1>3>>>>>...

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HAHAAHAH yes

Gonna go as starfire

rolllllll

Go as Master Betty

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Nice double trip

rolling for 1-2