Why are nymphlets superior to tall girls?

I'm not even that guy. I'm just popping in to say you're not funny or clever. You're just retarded.

Guys, I was only pretending for fucks sakes -_-

Guy married to a 4'11 girl here, hnnnnnnnngggg

This is the most retarded thread I've seen in a while, pretty sure your looking for the word petite OP.

You're thinking of a nymphet.

I wouldn't mind a tall girl. I would enjoy climbing her
>tfw manlet

Sauce

Real life opinion coming in.
I'm 6' 2". 29-years-old and well-traveled.
I've met 3 women taller than me. Some my height. TONS of girls below 5' 6".
I've fucked about 14 girls (I don't sleep around). One tall, most average, a few very short (to include a few asians in the mix...1 half-black).
My cock is almost 9 inches long. About slightly above average thickness at around 5.5 in. They've all told me it was huge, all but two admitted it was the largest they've ever had.
100% of them got their cervix hit. 100% said "ow." One actually liked it.

The short girls.
Hated it.
I was everything they wanted otherwise, they thought they wanted a big dick. They did not want a big dick.
It was a BLAST watching them suck. I was turned on seeing them so small on me but the sex itself was not great. They were also the least involved.

tl;dr
Femlets are perfect for porn.
They are terrible at literally everything else.

They aren't

dubs and ill link the source

>9 inches long. About slightly above average thickness at around 5.5 in
hey pencil dick

Dubs.

When will they learn?!

sir pls gib i have the dubs

>both off by one

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Quads, what ya gonna do now, bub?

Dubs.

Dubs here

get

do it faggot

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>black hands

Sauce pls

Don't worry Guys Adolf has the dubs right....

but who was camera?

It can look that way sometimes, yes. Especially when I send dick pics with my big hands. Even on the large frame, my big dick doesn't look like a bil ol' mandingo. It's not the thickest, but I'm not anyone's thinnest and their opinion of my size changes once they get their hands on it and I get too frisky in doogystyle and ram their hips into me. They do not appreciate that.

Here

PAY UP OP

You ruined it for me user, fuck you.

god fucking dammit way to completely kill my hardon

that sucks. but check these

8x6.5 master race sorry user

There you go, sauce pls user

gimme fire

Sauce fggt

KEK has spoken

double dubs

Fuck that, tall girls are fucking erotic

You sound like an enormous fag.

>6.5in girth
Pic with ruler or never happenned, lying piece of fucking nigger

user doesn't have sauce and thus a massive faggot

Wether youre lying about the size of your dick, the girl's opinion on it or none, you're giving me and my shorter than average dick more confidence.

>Pic with ruler
you know a ruler can't measure girth right?

>actually marrying them
>raising manlets
Wew lad. I hope she's barren.

please give

>9989
Ouch lad. So very nearly witnessed.

Sauce?

Pssssshhh, too fuckin' easy.

Dubs?

>He doesn't have a giantfu
>He wants a Manlette

Confirmed not gonna make it

This desu

although you're lying, 9 inches is extremely rare.

I'm rocking 6x6 and I still hit cervixes of literally every girl I'm with. None of them likes it.

Because we can act out the daddy/daughter fantasy together and cum harder.

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I like the way you think.

jokes on you i didn't wanna fap to a coal burner anyways

>implying I care

I'm 6'3 nigga I'm set, fuuuuuuuck my kids that tiny pussy tight!

Could you please explain the suffix -let to a non native speaker?
Manlet, Lanklet, nyhmplets, I mean I get what those words mean but why doyou use "-lets"

I suppose it started because of piglet, a legit word.

>choosing a lanky bitch over a tiny semen demon
no user, you are the faggots

I never cared about height, I would still fuck the shit out of an aroused woman.

tall =/= lanky
most tall people probably weigh more than you and also look good including her.

he's not black, it's just lighting. the sole other webm that exists shows he's huwhite

There's a girl at my work who is 4'9". I hang out with her during smoke breaks (she smokes, I rarely do). She actually agreed to come to my house Saturday to smoke pot and watch horror movies. I almost feel like a creep because she's so small but i've seen her ID.

give her the dick

legally speaking, that thing is a dwarf. don't taint your genes. just lay your pipe at most.

idk whether to be happy that he's not black or sad that you didn't post the other webm

thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1450/67/1450670114192.webm

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thx bud love u long time

well atleast your kids will come as 5'10

I'm no fool. Always wear bags for hook ups.

The only down side to small girls is shallow puss. I can't phrase this in a way that isn't bragging, but i've got a big ol' dong and its rare to find a girl who can take it all. I'm definitely taking pictures if I can, because its going to be ridiculous.

no kids height is almost always 99% of the time within 5 inches of parent's average height

in that small-dicked retard's case:
(6'3"+4'11")/2 = 5'7"
so his unfortunate offspring would be between 5'2" and 6'0"
aka 80% chance of being a manlet

>I would still fuck the shit out of an aroused woman.

you sick fucking pervert. take your twisted and unnatural desires off of my board.

Yes, everyone knows genetics are all about simple math.

Who gives a fuck dude, Like I said it doesn't affect me in any way and that pussy tight. I'm 260lbs also so I'll be bigger and stronger than my faggot kids and able to beat them up well into my 60s if they're manlets

Do it dude, short girls are the best to rag doll

>that pussy tight
the fact that you can even fit it in is sad
>bigger and stronger
you mean fatter and fatter

>manlet with a real 6'0+ man for a dad detected

Ahahahahaha I bet your mom was some little nympette and you could here her getting slammed every night no wonder you're so bitter. He probably still lords over your short ass and calls u kiddo

I guess you didn't read Lolita because the word "nymphlet" doesn't appear once therein.

sorry bud im 6'4". hows the weather down there?

>maximum damage control

Nymphlet doesn't refer to anything retard, I was assuming he meant to say a real word.

Breh this is the age where you can make up words on the spot and every non-autist knows what you mean because there's plenty of context to flesh them out. For instance the picture OP posted clearly indicates he was referring to short women. The rest of the thread picked up on this.

That is synicaltaly cetertic, you are clearly making shit up, OP just misspelled a word and wasn't pretending to be retarded. You might of noticed the fact that instead of been a quirky new age word it is instead one letter off nymphet and he was just being a newfag and using it wrong, you gertitric hytonic faggot.

Shut up faggot.

How bretosychfamatic of you. You're being a fagot (no 'g', open to interpretation).