Hey bro, what did you say about people who are 5'5"?

Wanna trade some of your calves for a couple inches of height?

Could you say that again, its hard to hear from up here

why? did you have a hard time hearing me from down there?

They can't reach the cookie jar, It's on the top shelf..

I said that they make cute bottoms

sure but this man has no abs

Come again bro? I couldn't hear you the first time.

>tfw can't even reach the top of the board when doing presentations for class

It hurts

...

Brehs serious question. He says hes natural is this true or just some marketing? His calves are damn impressive. One day I may. Is it possible to achieve this level of natural?

Those who brag about their height (and only their height) are those who have no other redeeming qualities other than how tall they are. It's a real sign of insecurity.

One who is secure with who he is does not need to put others down, he knows for sure that he is at a great place in life.

I'm 5'6" 109 lbs and I love myself.
Why worry so much about height?

his gf is hot though.

Im a 5 7 manlet and my calves are juicy af too

There are 3 parts of the calf,
train them equally and heavy

pretty sure she dumped him. I don't have an instagram to keep up with people like this but I remember read it somewhere on this board

I said... it's easier for you to look good, but you'll always lose out to the lanklet that took 3 years to get as ripped/proportional as you...

tl;dr manlets always finish last

Go for it jeff you'll win the olympia natty for sure

lmao if I was 5'5" I'd honestly kill myself.

Yes, he does look natty, even more so when you consider his height.
[spoiler]You won't necessarily look like him, though, because insertions/bone structure > muscles mass.[/spoiler]

dude works out at my gym in Kelowna BC

they make smexy bottoms... anyone tell you y'all gots purdy lips?

I really hate the term "bro"

>i'm 1'2" bigger

Untrue, but if it helps you cope with your insecurity I won't stop it

This guy has a solid 10/10 gf, but holy shit, his proportions are so child like

If I were 5'5" I would actually consider cutting off my shins and replacing them with prosthetics so I could increase my height.

Well he's a child's height.

Do you pet his head like you would with a small child whenever you see him?

shit İ'm sorry, İ didn't mean to step on you...

it's funny cause İ'm meant to he the roach, heh, when will they learn

>If I were 5'5" I would actually consider cutting off my shins and replacing them with prosthetics so I could increase my height.

WTF!... you are insane... why not cut your dick off and wear a huge strapon because DeTyrone has a bigger dick than you

Looks kinda odd tbqh senpai

>no!! it's not true!! someone shorter than me simply CAN'T and I mean CAN'T have a girlfriend hotter than mine!!! untrue untrue!!! =(

who is insecure again?

But still cute though no homo

Scott Eastwood?

face ruins it, dude needs to seriously beard up

perspectives are fucked up here

head is closer to mirror than rest of body so it looks comically large compared to his upper body

why would you like to look like this?

But you save images like that, so who gives a shit?

>"Sorry, my gf has a manly voice, she just went away for a sec. She said you look like the tiny version of a hot guy, you're a mini hot guy.
She also said that only girls that can't get the full sized hot guy would go for you.
My advice for you? Lose your muscles and become a trannie."
>"you motherfuck-"
>*finger wag and run away*
>"yeah...run away you bitch! *sigh*"

He looks like a sprite that's been photoshopped in

arms too thick for rest of body, he'd look a lot better with a bit less muscle

Yet he's still small.

lol

There are ton of cute 5'0 tall women that would love this dude.

Not sure why dudes get hate for their height. I'm 6'2, 191, 12 percent or so bodyfat, mixed and can't get laid to save my life. Meanwhile,t his dude is out here slaying.

There is a width to height ratio that will make you look weird. When you're short you don't have much of the height side of the ratio to work with. Also slim fitting clothes will really help.

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