How do I become taller?

How do I become taller?

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Ever watch charlie and the chocolate factory?

Jesus fuck

I couldn't make it all the way through, holy shit who would pay money for that

What the fuck man

I think it's meant for people who are ridiculously short like 4'9"

I swear to God. Starting to swim gave me an extra inch. Might just have fixed my posture or something along those lines. Worth a shot if you're desperate.

Being 6'6 is neat

I've grown 2 inches (5'8 to 5'10) in the past 2 years (25), but that's because I fixed my kyphosis.

If you're so insecure about something you were born with, you deserve this pain.

>Wake up in the morning: 5'9.5"
>Go to bed an night: 5'8.75"

Fuck me.

oh my fuck

>Age 20 at the beginning of the year
6'3''
>Now
6'3'' and 3/4 an inch. No longer king of manlets

I looked up LLILA and these guys are down the street from where I work. It creeps me out that they are this close.

If you tie a rope around your neck and drop down real quick you could get a good 3 inches from spinal decompression

oh fuck, why

>caring what women think

lel good luck with the modern feministic american women and all her "requirements"

feels amazing to be gay

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Someone care to explain how does that shit work?

They place a telescopic rod into the bone and slowly lengthen the leg. The leg bone will break and then heal longer, then break and heal longer again. It's incredibly painful, takes a long time and leaves you pretty much crippled for a year. It also has a good chance of fucking up and I would assume that even in the best cases, there would still be occasional pain.

There is no reason to ever have this surgery unless you're actually a midget. If anyone who is 5'5" or taller gets this operation, they need to see a psychiatrist.

Confused why this is freaking people out? Just looks like it would cause a whole load of pain and only increase your height slightly. Whoever came up with this is genuinely retarded.

Anyone in the medical field will tell you Kyphosis can't be cured, so what do you by "fixed your Kyphosis'?

Look at the ceiling, slowly raise your arms, try to feel your body stretching and whisper to yourself "grow, grow, grow".

you're on the edge bro any shorter and you MUST off yourself

If you are under 5'9 you need to kill yourself desu lads

>the the new manlets will be 6'0

TFW you realize mankind must an hero till one giant is left.

Does this work aswell?

>be at line 5'11 and a half for YEARS
>start randomly running everyday and get shin splints starting two weeks ago
>almost 6'1

I'm also 22

I don't, maybe running helps?

The getting taller ship has sailed for me.

How do I get people to respect me?

Check with a doctor to see if your plates have closed

If not, do the following

>drink a lot of milk(or complementary calcium pills)
>go to endocrinologist ask for ghg
>do a lot of pull ups
>start running casually
>swimming
Hope this helps, but unles you're 5'8 or shorter I wouldn't worry about it

hmm... no thanks

By "if not" I meant "if your plates haven't closed yet

Just in case it wasn't clear

>5'6" till I'm 24
>grow to 5'11" overnight on 25th birthday

Phew that was a close one

That is quite normal. The discs in the spine get compressed over the course of the day. It is also not very much. US Navy SEALs leave the service on average two permanent inches shorter than when they entered it because of the brutal pounding their spines have to take on all those assault boats skipping over the waves.

Lol enjoy your PTOA senpai. See you in 15 years for a knee replacement

Measure yourself with the running shoes off

Fuck seriously?

Does doing squats every week have the same results?

stop lifting

Nah that's too much
You're a freak

Why are animeshitters the most useless persons on this board?

>Useful*