Ask The Sacred Deer

My wife is pregnant, will she go back to her original size and shape after giving birth?

OP is fucked edition

is this the year i finally make it?

Does he have to earn his gains the Natty way?

i swear what is up with this deer. whatever.. i will still make it

Well OP, better start buying gallons of milk and whey.

You got absolutely BTFO by the deer.

Is OP a faggot?

Should I just stay single get a bunch of cats and stay fit?

>yes... but
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Should I be content?

Oh sacred deer of natty gods. Let me bother you with me question I need thy answer to proceed.

should I stay natty?

will I ever pick up chicks at the gym?

Should I forgoe the gym membership and just spend the money on dumbbells and a machine for my house?

Hahahaha

fuck I guess I should just bee myself.

OP, its over. Just accept that the Natty Deer god has spoken. You asked for its wisdom, now you must follow it.

I'm just starting my fitness journey Natty deer god. Am I going to make it?

Will I ever make it?

I-I'm working on it.

o-oh okay then...

Should I go up to that fit blonde girl in my gym and say hi next time I see her?

errrrrrr

should I skip the cut I'm working on and go straight into the bulk and heavy lifting?

do yolo

Will I survive tomorrow ?

Should I drop bench and just do weighted dips?

Yes I already know that

reroll

cmon, tell me

Natty deer is a bit of a dick.

Do I have enough juice for my cycle?

Sacred Deer,
will I fucking make it?

Will I end up having sex with my ex again?

Hey fuck you, you deer cunt

Will I have sex with his ex again?

Will I get to watch from the closet?

Should i bother doing weights in the gym?

I know i told her i dont want to be just friends and i cant see her any more

But i am going to bump on to her all the time at uni anyway

Should i be fiends with her and hope i leads to something else ?

(pls say no sacred dear i don't want to be a beta orbiter)

should i buy membership at that 24/7 gym?

Is he asking me out just because I lost the weight?

Ok I WILL ASK IT SINCE NOBODY ELSE HAVE THE GUTS!

Sacred fucking deer who claims the natty way is the only way -

Have you fucking made it yourself even?

Thank you sacred deer.

Sorry for the insane amount of typos, i just woke up.

Should i blast and cruise for the next year ? I know i am only 23 but i think it will help me focus for the upcoming year and lift these heavy ass feels.

will i increase in height

should I ask her out

Should I perma cruise

Should I superset deerbro?

Will I ever be able to run 50m in sub 6seconds.

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Do I have a chance?

Will bad things come from training Hunter?

I'm not counting calories or nothing since ending my cut. Is my progress good?

should I stop being a piece of shit all day?

Should I charge him for the training?

Natty dear - are you Jeff in disguise? If you are then please Jeff go ... Just leave bro

Is Vicky worth putting the effort in?

Is 200 a good goal weight?

fuckin knew it! Please go Jeff

Will this be the last real cut I need?

am i gonna make it before 2016 ends?

Nah fuck you, give me an answer

Will I get skinny and get a qt by the end of this school year

Will I die a virgin?

Haha, you're fucked

Oh sacred dea, will I ever make it?

Sacred deer, shall I start cruising the unnatty highway?

as you wish

Will I achieve my short term goals?

In the deep

should i get a job?

rolling again!

C'mon deer.. yes but what?

Should I skip my deload week?

t-thanks h-holy deer ill try to chill haha!

will i marry shay?

Rerolling

Will I ever have a gf again?