Lifting for years like fit recommended

>lifting for years like fit recommended
>lift more than 90 % of gym
>still have lmao0frineds
>decide that since im probably too ugly for tinder I should talk to girls irl to get tfw gf
>go to a speed dating event advertised near a university
>find out when I turn up that youre supposed to attend only in pairs or multiples of two (with half men, half women)
>im on my own looking like a thirsty autist
>organiser is some loud voiced laddy Chad parody (almost dyel but tall and good looking)
>organiser says I should sit down anyway at a table
>when everyone else sits down I realise that he put me in a female seating position
>as hes announcing the rules he points this out to the entire group and everyone smugly smirks
>he even says I can choose to put on a high pitched voice to let the other guys see me as practice
>he starts event
>wait 5 seconds before walking quickly out of event
>go and cry in a public bathroom nearby

Welp, lifting changed nothing about my chances of getting a gf or not being seen as a sperg

Bumping cause you made me laugh

I'm fat; get called weird by almost everyone; got the face of a male Merkel (according to some). If I can get a GF/friends, you can too!

>he cried

dont listen to this fucking piece of shit wierdo OP you cant get gf and you will never improve

The only fucking mistake here is that you went to an event without properly understand the nature of it.

It has NOTHING to do with lifting or tfw no gf or autism or anything.

retard

this is so fucking funny

breh just keep at it, wer all gong 2 mak it

Fuck man, that's rough. Maybe chad was jelly of your muscles and wanted to put you in his place so he could feel better about himself and his dyel body? In a way this is good for you, now you know what reality is like sometimes. But don't let that get you down, keep on keepin on man.

>The only fucking mistake here is that you went to an event without properly understand the nature of it.
What about crying like a little bitch? I'd say that's a real fuck up.

If this isn't bait, that lady did you a solid. You are sitting there fucking ripped up and swole from years of lifting. She gave you all the attention, all you had to do is ride it out. The ice was already broken for every single girl there.

I don't know if you are going to make it man

>le real men don't cry meme
Kys

Why didn't you use your muscles to intimidate the place? throw some chairs or tables before you walked out?

Now everyone will talk about that gay bitch boy.