Getting fit wont get you a gf

please stop this meme, it kills peoples motivation and is literally worse than the manlet meme.

i had 0 girls experience, i was a kv before getting fit and now girls keep coming and going here's an example from a chick:

>be me 5'9'' manlet, lifting since 8 months
>approach cute girl on the way to our gym
>talk to her every once in a while, some weeks later ask her if she comes to a birthday to me
>she gives me number and we meet day after
>birthday was okay, had a lot in common etc
>ask her if she wants to meet again, "sure"
>meet a week later
>wasn't that good like last time but still not too bad
>one night she texts me and asks if i want to go to a houseparty near my house
>agree and meet her
>we sit outside alone talking all the time, suddenly she starts leaning her head on my shoulder and chest
>she asks if i wanna come to her friends house tomorrow
>i agree and we met next day
>was boring af, after a while she goes into another room and 5 mins later i follow her
>we cuddle, she lies really close to my face so i got up and kissed her, made out and cuddled for 8 hours straight then fell asleep cuddeling
>meet her again 2 days ago
>walk around her village, boring af
>she says she wants to sit down
>we both sit on some table in some children playground at night
>she gets closer and closer so i stand up and kiss her
>make out for like 3 hours straight
>sometimes pause to watch the stars while cuddeling
>while making out she keeps rubbing my chest and arms
>after a while she puts her hands down to my abs and compliments my six pack

But lifting got you a gf?

>stand up and kiss her

when will they learn

well i asked her if she is looking for something serious and she said yes and asked if i do. she also keeps talking about me with her mates (i know them too) and wants me to meet her brother and mother
give me a week or two

she stood up and looked abit away lol, didn't just want to pull her to me and rape kiss her (did that later tho)

Let me put it this way: Getting fit alone won't help. A sperg or social anxious guy with big muscles still is spergy or anxious, so not even home plate.

But the concept of improving yourself by excercising, reading, cooking and eating healthy and developing self-confidence that can be associated with getting Veeky Forums may get you a gf because you turn into a man.

she looks like pic related, blonde hair and same body type just slightley bigger ass/legs and not so angry more cute

well it's true but for me getting fit made me less autistic, more social. everyone suddenly likes me and talks to me etc. it boosted my confidence and girls love that. also girls love muscles so all together it kinda gets you a gf (if you aren't to deep into autism)

was expecting a sad ending, you got me OP

So let me get this straight. You had zero experience with girls. You got fit. Now girls want you. But the moral is: don't believe lifting will make you more attractive.
>wat?!

no i forgot the meme arrows at the subject/title.

thought the irony would be clear

>serious answer in a trollb8 thread.

>walk around her village, boring af
>village

what?

1000 times this holy shit, also, even if this didn't work there definitely are chicks who dig the hot/muscular but clumsy/shy guy.

...

are you 15

I know this is a troll, but I have to lay it out for the dyels.

In no way will lifting for 8 months change anything about you. You should definitely lift, but do it for yourself. It's the only way to stick with it.

If anything this post shows how pathetic op is. Cuddled for 8 hours, jesus christ what a bitch.

What's the point of this thread?

He wants to talk
Let him

Fuck off

shes a virgin u fucking retard, do you think i try to fuck her on the first 2-3 meetings when she hasn't had a dick in her hand before?

Sounds good, I hope your first year of high school is great

"Self improvment wont get you a girl" is a meme on this board yes... but anyone with half a brain knows it a meme.

>tfw sending girls topless pics of me makes them lust after me

It feels fucking good

OP did not mention this girl is 15 years old. He talked about this in another thread.

I've been lifting for 2.5 years and have no gf.

if you're lifting for girls, you've got problems
also
>wanting a gf

well better a 15 year old that looks and acts older than having no gf at all

haven't had a gf since i started lifting and i've been lifting for six years. gfs come and go, but i have a 260kg squat and that will never leave me

this just gets better and better

...

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kek desu user I know its great when girls put out early. But still this is you, "AYY GURL LEMME HIT DAT OR I'LL DROP YOU."

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Im going to reveal the BIG SECRET now why people say that getting fit wont get you a gf.

They think that lifting gets you a gf.
They think, if they pick things up and down again, girls will be attracted to them.
They think having a 225 bench gets them a gf.

Its about the BODY you delusional dyels.
So nice you lift 5x a week, but how do you look?
GG for benching 225x8, but how do you look?
Impressive, you lift since 3 years! But tell me, how do you look?
You are so strong, but how do you look?

Its about the body.
Try looking like Jeff Seid, and tell me someone with that body couldnt get a gf.

What is logic.

motivate people, the opposite of what 98% of this board is doing the entire team.

True, this is the perfect example of what you said

THIS
HOLY SHIT DUDE
OP gotta understand girls have dudes come and go too. sperglord.
That's how dating works. When you find someone who really likes you you'll know.

we are all gonna make it.

pic related

Ever seen Greg Knuckles?

Dude has a 400lbs+ bench but he looks DYEL as fuck.

Thats what i mean.
It doesnt matter how long you lift.
It doesnt matter how strong you are.
It doesnt matter what your bench is.

Its about the body. You have to look good. Be jacked, have ripped abs. Look big in clothes etc.

You can be the strongest mofo on this planet, if you are a fat powerlifter neckbeard or a muuh abs twinky 12 yo boyyish faggot, it doesnt matter.

Yes Greg Knuckles, perfect example my dude

>making out for 3 hours
Teenagers.
>8 months lifting and have abs
Fruad as fuck.

Either way, none of this happened.

>8 hours
Even if you were exaggerating and it was only a fourth of that... Fucking Christ, man.

last time i did a greentext story of some girl i just met that day slapped my ass, complimenting me, picking her up (literally on my back)

and everyone said i was lying

is my life really that special or is it some kind of meme on Veeky Forums

well we were making out 10 mins, then cuddle 20 mins, then make out again 10 mins and did this for hours long. till like 6:00 in the morning. after a while we just cuddled and drank abit

its Veeky Forums.
You made it, you are getting fit. People shit on you, because they are fat ugly and lonely.

But dont worry, lotsa people will read this and feel motivated. But they dont reply, because then people will troll these too.

keep going.

ye it was actually my point to motivate people but it seems that to many people are to deep into autism here and don't believe in any good things in life

This. I'm honestly not that bad looking, but I have 0 confidence because various reasons and I'm also skinny fat and have shit posture, so improving those along with bettering myself will most certainly make me want to look at attractive women in the eye and then it will develop from there.

Still, being single at 27 and having the social skills of a teenager really sucks

this place is stuffed to the fucking gills with socially maladapted retards huffing their own farts to try and get high on their own self-absorbed sense of importance and try to shout down anyone that looks like they have their shit together because it highlights their own crippling do-nothing be-nothing flaws

the sheer force of unwashed nerd rage, autism, overwhelming lack of social skills, hilariously fucked up redpill bullshit that belies the simple fact that they're just plain ugly people on the inside, and desperate edginess cloaking a bottomless maw of attention seeking just builds and builds in some fucked up kind of echo chamber until it sounds like nothing but a sociopathic child throwing a temper tantrum

>single
>0 confidence
>no social kills
>skinnyfat

gee, i wonder why

damn right words

How do you avoid going Greg mode? Work more hyper trophy? Cut?

dont be fat.
more isolations.
dont do main lifts 24/7.
dont be fat.
work on asthetics, not on strength/size

But its asthetic, so train them

did i mention you shouldnt be fat?

>GG for benching 225x8
who the fuck do you take me for? a novice?

>after a while she puts her hands down to my abs and compliments my six pack

"nice"

I could honestly report like half the threads on the front page.

/thread

I remember this thread, great shit.

Look up Joe Falcon, the pro miler from I think the 80s if you want to read about a DYEL who could throw down some serious lifts. Football players at Arkansas used to hustle their freshman teammates by betting they couldn't out lift a guy from the XC/track team.

You sure about that, atheist?

holly fuck that beta manlet story, is it a pasta?
Here's what happens in the real world, kid:
>birthday was okay, had a lot in common etc
>ask her if she wants to meet again, "sure"
>meet a week later
>wasn't that good like last time but still not too bad
>one night she texts me and asks if i want to go to a houseparty near my house
>agree and meet her
>go to house party
>have some fun, check out other available chicks
>put a bit of pressure on her this way
>then bring her home
>destroy her wet holes
end of fucking story

>Manlet Emo Story
pls kys

What a bitter little twat.

Go be a negative shithead somewhere else.

>Getting fit won't get you a gf
>Now let me proceed to tell you a story of how I got gf after getting fit
Fuck off, you just want an excuse to tell your little fairy tale story

Bruh.