/fps/ /fhg/

The fuck is that?

My mum is the hypothyroid mum I posted about last thread. I bought a bunch of protein powders a few days ago in vanilla, strawberry etc

Today:
>go into kitchen for my breakfast of mocha coffee/protein.
>Look for my blender bottle and it's missing
>that thing cost me £11 I'm salty as fuck
>start asking everyone at home where it's gone, if they've seen it, everyone says no and it's only mum who I haven't asked

>"have you seen it?"
>"yeah that stupid thing doesn't work, I tried some of your milkshakes but they're nasty. How do you expect to wash anything down with those things?"
>I find my bottle next to her bed. It's full of unmixed powder and water, she's used about 2x the recommended amount of three different flavours all in one mixture
>Didn't even mix properly
>muh expensive protein powders
>>>>>meal replacements being used to "wash down" food

but it's her thyroid that's the problem

Look guy,
Viagra can not be given with medical insurance.
Cialis can, the reason for this is because when you and your doctor talk in the back office about your ED issues. The doctor will suddenly out of nowhere say
>user has IBS
When the doctor says this, your insurance will pay for the drug. Because it's not for treating ED, it's for treating IBS.
Are you getting where i'm going with this?
Fatties can't get their dicks hard, because they have IBS wink wink, nudge nudge.

oh boy :D

really makes you think

Did she think they were like Nesquik or something?

Yeah, about suicide

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kekus maximus

I... I honestly feel like it's really hard to do some basic shit I happen to believe in, like NOT treating women as garbage and maybe thinking that throwing acid in their faces in kinda fucked up, and NOT eat corpses because ewww, because that suddenly makes me a "vegan" and a "feminist" and that would mean I share an ideology with these, uhm, "people"? I guess they're people? I mean they don't identify as people but as fucking turtles or something but nevertheless, still people I guess? Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that they make me want to be a misogynist and eat dead stuff just so I'm not associated with them in any way.

wat

This is actually a good point. Capital is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer, unless under compulsion from society.

I happen to be a vegan and a feminist but in that rare, non-retarded kinda way, and they are ruining it for me by being super-retarded and I kinda want to eat meat and beat women now just to be as unlike them as humanly possible.

>tfw will never be this confident

However being at a healthy weight and eating appropriately would negate most of those problems.
If you're going to work at a job that requires physical labor you better treat it like physical training.

*delusional

get off my board

You aren't meant to work $8/hr physical labor job for your entire life.

We import illegals for that.

Make me, faggot. Was my board long before stormniggers made being alt-right first edgy then normal.

I know this is an unpopular opinion these days, but they're people too, you know that right? But nevertheless the opinion stated is not laughable - it's perfectly reasonable to state that a very physical low-wage job is hard on the body and that you might not be able to complain to the boss because you need the job. We're kinda here to make fun of these fruitcakes for having silly opinions, not stating somewhat reasonable stuff.

The average person is very, very dumb. Physical low-wage jobs are usually extremely simple, so that even the dumbest can still perform them.

There being too many dumb people around means that the demand for jobs which they can do is high, so companies get to have their pick.

The solution is to procreate less dumb people, not to coerce companies into paying more. Less dumb people around means companies will have no choice but to make better offers, or their competitors will for the limited supply of dumb people.

>tfw no redpilled /fit bf
>cvcked vegan hooman rights actigayvists fill the gym

You aren't meant to, but it happens more often than not because of the way companies treat their employees.
In my experience, the only real differences between the entry level physical jobs and the higher positions are paperwork and being responsible for the entry level plebs that will never get your own job because you're filling the only decent position.
You can't climb the ladder when the top rungs are filled.

>but they're people too
>but they're criminals too
I have no issue with criminals being treated as such.

Besides that, they save nearly every dollar they make, work in the US for 10 years and move back to mexico and retire. I don't think I would be bleeding my heart for them.
There is nothing reasonable about someone complaining that their shit job isn't a great job. Of course it is a shit job, that is why you were qualified.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I NEED MOAR
FAPPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT

Your first mistake was to trust the fatty. Never leave ANYTHING you value around them.

>Unironically believing that Idiocracy represents reality
Wow you're edgy. Ever consider that the cause and effect is reversed there, buddy? Maybe there's a high demand for shitty jobs, so lots of people need to take them which means that A) they never develop intellectually B) society doesn't encourage intellectual developement and schooling because it needs dumb people

Yeah, but in Leftie circles I'm pretty much a god because no guys there lift and no girl wants to fuck a beta no matter how much of a feminist she is.

Not getting into a political debate with you. Just standing by the fact that the opinion in the pic was reasonable and not funny. Now we can have different opinions on how, or even if, we solve it, but low-wage jobs are tough on your body.

It's for ED and PAH only. Viagra and Cialis name their PAH version one some other brand name

IBS has nothing to do with a drug that only dilates blood vessels

Not claiming idiocracy, just saying that stupid, poor people who are unable to raise their children to not be retards shouldn't be breeding 10 of them.

Agreed, but there are reasons that this happens beyond "they're dumb lol". I'd suggest actually researching the issue and not just picking the opinion which happens to seem right at first glance.

I agree with most of your points, but would disagree the low-wage jobs are tough on the body as a blanket statement.
The food industry and retail are the furthest thing from difficult.

Has there ever been a liberal that didnt eventually talk themselves into the "go educate yourself" comeback

Gee I wonder why her mother drinks.

Maybe his beloved minimum wage workers should get an education and a real job

You dont even need an education. Plenty of jobs that pay well that dont require post secondary. You just have to be not an idiot.

???

I work as a dishwasher and get no breaks and am standing/running around putting away dishes for 6 hours straight and the worst thing that happens is my feet are a bit sore at the end of the shift. Goes away after I sleep. You need to fuck off and not be an enabler.

Fat hate guys not your basic ass economic views, pick up a book or get back to laughing at the orcas of tumblr

Lmao how's it feel being a faggot?

god damn, son. how old are you? my mom is also a fucking fat piece of shit that never achieved anything in life exept ripping off my dad. everything got better once I moved out at 17. now I see her about twice a year and she's just getting more fat, lazy and hateful of everyone and everything. I wonder how she's still alive. she also smokes 3 packs of cigs a day. absolutely zero self controle.

>non-retarded
Reread your first post and you'll find that's not true

>what applies to me should apply to everyone.
you are literally what's wrong with the world.

this one bitch of facebook keeps posting a bunch of this stuff

REEEEEEEE. How dare you judge her health by the fact she had a heart attack!

Is the Diet Industry some new university? This shirt makes no sense.

>>WARSH IT DOWN, user!

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He once tried a juice cleanse and after 36 hours he didn't look like Chris Evans, so he gave up.

Biggest mistake of my life was telling my obese father, who kept making grossed out faces at me whenever I brought out the whey, that my shakes tasted like "a chocolate milkshake".

Fucker got wasted one night and when I woke up the tub was on the counter, still opened, powder everywhere, about four scoops missing. I had to keep that shit locked in my room until I moved out, because even though I paid for it myself I "had to share" for some reason.

I work in a Wal shit Mart
They make you do the work of 3 people because there is no coverage, and this you're one of the few people that actually does their job, you're expected to pick up after others and get yelled at while the slackers get to do what they want
That ends up with you running around like a chicken who lost it's head for 7 hours a day

I'm not saying it's the hardest job ever, but it is definitely stressful, mentally and physically

>6 hrs
I'm a prep cook/salad station and most of my shifts are from 9am-11pm. The kitchen is up a flight of stairs from the prep area. Trust me when I say that there are jobs that destroy you from inside out after days on end

>what applies to me should apply to everyone.
you're right, if fat people are so shit at manual labor and can't cut a job that requires standing and bending over then maybe they should cultivate some other kind of skill to be of use to the world.

Try it for 30 more years and report back on your findings

on the contrary
humans adapted and evolved to be physically active all day. we did not evolve to sit down in the same place and position for extended periods of time, hence the myriad of joint and neck and back problems people get because they sit in some kind of chair (car, office desk) all day.

>vegan
>feminist
>not retarded

dont delude yourself you faggot
you're every bit as retarded as these tumblr fruits. the only difference is that they parade their retardation around for the world to see while you keep your mouth shut irl to avoid being outed as a tremendous retard.

>capital
>wealth in the form of money or other assets
>Money is reckless of the health or length of life of the laborer
Idiot. Go study for your Econ. 101 test.

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>daily reminder to keep lifting so you don't settle down with an angry fatty like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=JHzGiGUj5SU

>make fun of child molestation
>get mad at the fat joke

This is like a horrible parody

I read the first bit as "never felt like"

NEVER FELT LIKE.

Well if his cock is a burger she might want to put it in her mouth. It's good plan really

>Transfat activist
She advocates for margarine?

And this is why you can't trust fatties with anything. They don't value anything, no consideration ever, they are the embodiment of entitlement.

Not that guy but my roommate once said "lol why do you drink that stuff? Nesquik is literally the same thing"

user what's the source of that gif? Tv show?

>Contributing

I've never felt like thinking this will last forever

>6 hours straight

You poor baby.

Very physically demanding jobs with shifts literally twice as long are incredibly common. Hell, some proffesions have shifts 3x as long.

>literally

You are objectively what's wrong with the world.

Like, un-ironically.

what the fuck is that

>trying to get my dad to be on a diet like me
>go into the den and see him eating grilled chicken on wheat bread, a total of only 320 calories
>say I'm proud of him, go to my room, come back an hour later, hes eating 2400 calories worth of pasta

the future.

12 hours of standing and walking around is pretty tough straight out of being a couch potato for the first couple of months.

It's the psychological strain of being immensely bored and unsatisfied for 50% of every single day that's the true suffering.

In 2022, there will have been a niche acceptance movement for that that's become mainstream, and because society can tell you what's attractive and what's unattractive (unless you're gay, then your sexual attractions have had an acceptance movement, and so you don't have to listen to society telling you what to be attracted to) you will have to want to tap that or be considered a bigot.

obvious trollblog

>pansexual but currently abstinent

Literally "I can't be any more desperate and yet nobody wants to fuck me"

I honestly don't lnow if that's a man or a woman

Same guy in your reply.
I worked walmart on the 10-3 overnight crew.
Understaffed and no coverage, working the job of three people. No doubt about that.
But fuck it if it's difficult. Stressful at times, sure. But it's piss easy physically.
On to of that, I worked as a manager at another retailer during the day.

On both jobs we had fat people who could outperform the kind of people that sparked this discussion. Hell, I have a fucking 63 year old lady, little pudgy, that can/does/prefers to unload entire trucks by herself because the younger guys in "decent shape" can't keep up with her.

I started my work history at 8 years old and did construction/manual labor until I was about 25. Moved to retail because it paid the same at less physical stress.
All I'm seeing here are idiots who have never been challenged in their lives.

>Never did paid work
>Target wants me to come in tomorrow to interview for backroom job
>put on my application that I'm free all day every day because I'm taking online classes this semester
Should I be worried? I have to be up there in 10 hours.

Worried about what? Having to work? Your on Veeky Forums your squats should be more difficult than fucking target tier work.

Yeah. Worried about what?
Get some fucking rest and go in there.
You're gonna get plenty of time for other things because it's highly unlikely you're going to be scheduled for 40+ hours on your first job.

Definitely not, When I worked at Target, the backroom guys had equipment for all of the actual lifting and fucked around with their carts all day.

So yeah im losing weight and I realised that I dont really like junk food much

It just feels like an urge and when I eat it, its like it taste nice but not really anymore its like the urge to eat junk food is kinda more than the taste I enjoy.

Or even food I cook like chicken my family really likes it but i dont as much.

That's not confidence, that's deciding to be a clown because facing reality is too difficult.

Its like the kid from the UP hate-fucked that angry grinch baby... then in some twisted manner produced that abomination of chromosomes

I doubt they'll give you every hour they can. You'll likely work 5-6 days a week, 8 hrs a day. I worked in a grocery store in Canada, but I assume it'll be similar. If you tell them that you're taking online classes they should be understanding, just make that very clear in your interview.

Work hard, try to care. It will be difficult sometimes, but putting effort into the things you do is a very good habit to get into. Ultimately your schooling comes first, but don't blow it off as some shitty side job you're having for a couple of years. Effort will be noticed, and if nothing else your reference will prove that.

Basically try to keep a good attitude about things and the job will be a lot easier/enjoyable.

>vegan
>feminist
>not a retard

Nice bait

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