WELCOME to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are ya?

>WELCOME to the Salty Spitoon, How tough are ya?

I post on Veeky Forums

I bench bress a blate on each side. :3

Ive shoved my dick into things that don't have a pulse

I buy beef hearts because I want steak but refuse to pay more than $2.50/lb for it

I do hip raises

I freestyle in between sets

I can run 25 minutes

Ive started dating a 200lb Latvian woman

THICC

i do weighted dips

below parallel

I've kissed 3 big roider black guys in my gym

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I lift the heavy things up and down

I sucked my two gay friends dicks to prove that I wouldn't like it and that I wasn't gay.

I don't perform any kind of regular physical activity despite the increased risk of heart disease

I drink 4 raw eggs everyday,too poor for scoop powder

I don't warm up before I do my lifts

You fucking madman

I drink 8lt of chocolate iso-100 with 3 scoops per litre a day

I remembered I have no gf and I didn't even cry.

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this madman makes me sick

I suck trannies to steal their cum proteins.

I'm part of the alt-right.

I did my session of SS this morning...

without any milk.

Salty Spittoon-tier

Rest of you faggots get over to Super Weenie Hut Jr's.

I did Legs today before the start of the weekend