/fraud/

Steroids are for losers edition

Old trash

>too high to be at work
>at work anyway
>tryna lock down multiple sugar daddys
>no sleep
>work out canceled

My physique is going to suffer from my recent life choices

On the plus side lost like 15lbs thanks to drugs

D e g e n a r a c y d i e t

what happens if someone who never lifts or partakes in any physical activity roids

Gyno happens

Ughh just come work for me already. I will pay you in epic tren dickings
>what happens if someone who never lifts or partakes in any physical activity roids
I come find you and kick you in the balls for being a fairy fuck. No go lift some weights fatty!

Just got my natty blood test results back, my test is 319 ng/dL at 21yo which is very low but still in the 'normal' range. However, I feel no symptoms of low test other than lowish sex drive and a slightly hard time building muscle, I'm always in a good mood and i'm very motivated and confident. On 500mg test/week am I going to feel like a god?

they gain some muscle
if they dont start lifting/increase the dose they will stop gaining muscle after a while
if they would stop taking steroids they would shrink back down to their original size

What's your guys' experience with Western Union when buying from an online source? And for that matter, can you typically do WU transfers online or is that less secure/ more traceable than in person?

I'd do it in person but I'm worried my social autismo would screw me yet again.

(also, if discussing this topic is not allowed, pls don't ban)

There was a photo of a dude that roided and didnt work out. You could tell he was roiding but he was still dyel, it was too weird.

I can't buy var with tren dickings, cap

I need $$$

WU never accepts my online payments. But it's entirely anonymous irl, super simple/straight forward

You'll feel better
Even 100mg got me to 800ng/dl

I used to run a wu
Like do the regulatory paperwork
Keep it under 5k per chain of store, and under the Id limit per transaction

You don't have a dick

WU isn't anonymous. You /can/ use a fake name, but then you'd be at risk to have money laundering added to buying schedule 4 drugs.

Bitcoin is the way to go. TUmbling and sending through other accounts that are a few degrees of seperation from one that is attached to your personal identity is best.

Also don't use a fake name when getting them mailed, that would add mail fraud.

>I can't buy var with tren dickings
>implying I can't give you var and dick at the same time
>You don't have a dick
Ya I mean tren clit, dick, same difference. This isn't rocket surgery Jerry kun

At the WU branch do you pay with cash or do they need a credit card on file?

....tell me more

I just use cash

How much do you charge when you escort

You're disgusting

Seriously

>....tell me more
I was picturing fucking you from behind and when you start to cum instead of choking you just reaching around and jamming a handful of var in your mouth. Hopefully you can make some good pussy gains. I like it nice and tight. ;)

AZUSA IS PURE!
PUUUURE!!!

It's too late Jerry kun... estp has corrupted me... I want mdma and sex!

My sex drive is pretty much dead.

I see hotties but I don't get that aggressive feeling I used to get.

Im cruising on 150mg/wk of test E.

What gives frauderinos? I'll check my bloods soon

Gotta be estrogen related.

I'm sorry, but it's time to put you down then

I'll never forget you

Brehs. I'm about to have a new cheergirl and I'm about to get my life fucked up. New cheergirl is a hoe and also quite insane
>but we have the same taste in music (classic country, metal/punk, and alt. rock),
>she is a turbo nerd (plays video games and actually outscored me in COD zombies like 3/5 games)
>she's very aggressive for a girl (not too aggressive though
>112lbs at 5'3 and is fairly lean and strong for her size
>and she cute as fuck

HOWEVER----

-She a hoe
-Has slept with at least two of the guys on the team (all before we got to know each other though)
-drug and alcohol problem (not unlike most of the team here though. School is in a small town so all we do is class and cheer and drink)
-I think she has deep seated psychological issues that drive her to be a hoe and get blackout drunk nearly every time she parties

I'm catching feels for this girl and I should not even be talking to her outside of practice because it's gonna fuck me up eventually. I can't even tell myself that women are just a meme and then drop her and get on with my life.

Just thought you guys might want a little update.

P.S. this is the same girl that wants to do a 2 month cycle of var I was posting about the other day

>tfw day 3 of 600mg dnp 1000 total cal cut
>halfway through ate 200 cal of brie and 200 cal prawn toast.


Fucking hell i was supposed to eat 800 cals of roast chicken and 200 cals mixed veg

Don't stick your dick in crazy bro, alternately up your tren dosage until you're incapable of catching feels for a female

She's probably got daddy issues or she'll breakdown one night after you fucked and start telling you that some family friend molested her when she was a kid and thats the reason she drinks and uses drugs. Y'know not speaking from personal experience or anything.

I wish I was still in college

Tren got me crazy horny. Tinder has been fruitless, but this qt trap messaged me and wants to bang.

Femme face, huge ass. May go along with it.
Tren tranny experiences?

*still locked in my college dorm

Nosociallife crew checking in.

I'm not like you. I might leave today. You don't know

Yeah you're right
Same thing but now I have money

I say fuck her but don't catch the feels. She doesn't sound super loyal.
Where are we going drinking later?

>now I have money
Jerry confirmed for real name being CHAD.

>drinking later?
Good luck, he won't even let me go dress shopping with him.

You on a business trip or something?

They're never as good looking in person. I'd advise against it but I always come back so take that as you will.

Do i schedule appt with endrocrine doctor or will i need a referral from pcp?

Women choose the man. This woman is immature, expect her to find another man or outright cheat. I don't know why your father wouldn't tell you this.

You're staying on my bed
I'll fill you up later bb

I do have the FACE the HEIGHT and the FRAME

I think I'm gonna do tren starting in a few weeks. I want to feel the burn and live like I'm Pantera

I didn't hear anything about that yet but she told me she started drinking and pot when she was 13 years old and that set off an alarm in my head

Come cheer with me jerr

I don't want to just fuck her if I don't get to date her afterwards. It would be weird as fuck since we are together so much. Also this entire team pretty much fucks each other and I'm not trying to be like these other guys. I feel like if I do fuck everyone then I'll break some sort of principle that I don't really have

Not with me. I am in control.
>the power within!!!!

Let's see that face, height and frame.

OK
Go team

Ask a trip
10/10 god like

>coworker bitches about being low test
>Feels like shit
>Can't gain muscle
>Doctor won't prescribe trt
>Tell him it would cost him less than 20 bucks a month to do it himself
>Sends me pictures of test boosters he bought for 120 after leaving work
Fuck people

I'm about to finish my first ever 10 week cycle of 500mg test e per week.

I put on more fat than I expected. I am about to start week 7.

I feel like I have these 2 options

-Cut over the remaining 3 weeks, followed by PCT.

-Bulk over the remaining 3 weeks and then run a lower dose of test for 3-4 weeks of cutting, followed by PCT.

What can I do? I don't want to cut after coming off as I feel I'll lose a lot of strength. Any advice?

It's all true. He has a FACE a HEIGHT a FRAME

this is why you don't come off

I'm considering this as well but I'm pretty young and would like to keep staying unassisted by aas an option

just come off and do another test cycle with tren in 2 months

every week:
600mg test
600mg deca
400mg tren
every day
10mg anadrol
25 mg dbol

how much letro?

So come off and cut, then hop back on after 8-10 weeks when I'm leaner?

They will build muscle, probably even faster than a natty lifter. By literally doing nothing.

>dad says "whatever he (me) is doing is working"
>"he has the most veins of everyone i see"
>"whatever you are doing, i like it"
you like trenbolone huh dad

meanwhile we are talking about and making fun of my uncle, saying he is a junkie "drug user" for using adderall

lol

Any other input?

Surprised /fraud/ is not more busy on a Friday night with all the lonely tripcode users that are around

Confidence gains I guess

I just pissed and it got all over the top of the urinal. AMA

I fucking love the god-like ratios steroids give you with the huge ass traps delts upper chest etc..

Imagine if some retarded shit like obliques and glutes had the most androgen receptors or something

>
>They will build muscle, probably even faster than a natty lifter. By literally doing nothing.
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

So why are you guys so insistent on blast and cruise instead of cycles?

Don't you go in cycles so you don't shut down your natural test production?

Where can I get some gear in Aus or online? Price isn't a big issue

Where's cap gone? He's not responding to email

Is a second cycle too soon to be running tren? I wanted to stay lean and put on mass. Why not just go straight to the compound known to do it best? First cycle was test e only and I did alright on it.

My theory is they lose most of their gains because their training and diet go to shit off cycle. So they decide that they're okay pinning the rest of their lives. But yes, you'd be correct, cycling is done in hopes to keep natural test production good.

You probably don't have the right email address.
Advancedbodyscience2000 at gmail

My life is falling apart. I moved across the country to accept this job, and I'm getting treated like shit. I haven't been given any training. I have coworkers that like to use my age and inexperience against me every chance they get. They don't give advice-- they merely attempt to tell me what to do, and then get mad when I don't fully adopt their methods or take advice from other people who are more civil.

Last night, I had a coworker puff his chest up, call me a jackass in full view of coworkers and customers, and stick his finger in my face. I told him I had too much self respect to have that conversation with him and walked away. Immediately reported what happened to my boss and he said "oh well deal with it I can't do anything."

I feel like I'm going to get fired when I haven't even been a given a fair shot at success. It's bullshit. My bosses won't respond to my written requests for training. They just ignore me. I don't know what to do anymore.

That's pretty fucked breh. This is your first professional job and you are way younger than everyone else?

whats the job? honestly i would start looking for work elsewhere.

You must submit to the natty checkpoint or get in the aug line you scum.

s-scooby pls

Teacher. And I'm 20. So customers means parents as it was meet the teacher night. Guy that wanted to fight is 50.

Teaching.

I don't fucking know guys. I'm just irritated by it all. On the brightside, angry workouts are fun as fuck. But the negativity is chewing me up on the inside and the uncertainty of it all makes it hard for me to enjoy myself.

Ordered a blast, shipment tracking info hasn't been updated for 24 hours.
It was sent via priority mail 2-day.
Did the feds find it? Am I just being paranoid?
I saw someone post something similar to this earlier, but I think that was an international order, mine is US domestic. Does it still go through customs or is that just interational shit?

I know I will eventually get my shit... source is well reviewed and claims to always get the package where it needs to go, even if it takes more than one try.

Why would the DEA give a shit about your roids?

They're too busy chasing weed growers fampai

Blasted a few years back and kept on 250mg test for a year with a few dbol, Winny, mast cycles added in depending on bulk/cut.

Planning on running 250test/250tren indefinitely.
Can I handle it? What precautions to take?
Does vitamin b6 help with tren?
Will be my first 19nor

Anything above 400mg test is horrible on me and I don't like the effect because I can't handle that without ai. 300 is my sweet spot. I don't want to blast tren cause if I like this dose I want to run it for months

>"oh well deal with it I can't do anything."
>Teacher
ah, tenure

what a beautiful thing

TRT fraud here, but I run a little more than therapeutic dosages since my Doc is a bro. I'm wondering how roids affect cardio. My gf is into half-marathons and while my strength is amazing, my cardio is pathetic. How hard is it to get into good cardio shape while keeping your gains on just test? Also, is it true doing very heavy cardio while roiding can enlarge your heart?

Well what training do you feel like you need? And some schools are just shit. Maybe look into transferring. My mother is a teacher and has had some great schools and colleges and some really shit ones.
I guess really the same goes for any job.

pretty much this, in hs i has a pretty smart comp sci teacher that was forced to retire b/c he hadnt been working as long, we had a dumb as fuck science/health teacher that they couldnt fire b/c he had been working there for like 35 years. i dont know why you wanted this career but you don goofed, maybe try private schools?

Figured this was the best place to ask this, this is basically my goal right now is this achievable natty? I'm pretty sure it is just want to confirm

I'm not really worried that they are after me or anything, just that maybe my package was xrayed or some fucking thing and confiscated IDK.
Curious if that has happened to any of you getting your roids shipped domestically.

If you just hop on you will get there much faster. Since I've been on I can't fucking believe how much better life and especially lifting is. You actually make legit progress. Felt like such a god damn grind before just to add 5 pounds to a lift.

It's not even a tenure situation. Dude just has no spine.

Well for starters, I have no formal education training. I'm teaching the subject I majored in (math). Other first year teachers were provided with training on classroom management, and I wasn't. So I'm having to learn as I go.

It's a pit stop until I find the motivation to pursue a Ph.D. or go to medical school.

mmm I feel ya, but I'm in college right now and can't afford that sort of thing unfortunately. Maybe one day though

I want to get into roids as a sort of motivator for getting into lifting

Should I just kill myself instead

Take some online courses. Educate yourself. Make friends with other math teachers. Find a teachers forum if all the teachers at your school are ass holes. Make friends with the gym teachers and get back into lifting and ask for teaching advice.
I'm just throwing shit out there. You have resources you haven't tapped into yet though.

That's what I did, I spent a lot on roids and started taking them which made me put a lot of effort into eating and lifting cause I was excited for the gains

Did you ever stop doing roids or did you just blast all the way?

>stop doing roids

I finally got a gf from the gains and stopped for a year cause I lost interest in gains, but I'm doing another cycle now and will stop in November and continue to just maintain my body.

It's achievable natty with a shitload of work and dieting.
It's a 10 week cycle with a average routine and not much attention to diet

Depending on where you're starting from that's a year or 2 of lifting natty. Or 2 months on gear

Please respond

>Bulk over the remaining 3 weeks and then run a lower dose of test for 3-4 weeks of cutting, followed by PCT.

See how you feel on low dose test. I did the same as you but I stayed on for 3.5 years. 6 months later my natty test at 26 was higher than my natty test at 22

1) natural testosterone production is nil when you start using, cycling doesn't preserve it or anything stupid
2) most users will go back on. It's more harmful to the HPTA to smash it down and force it up over and over rather than just keep it subdued and bring it up once. Recovery doesn't change if you're shut down for a week or a year.

gonna need some citations for that

Yo do you fuckers do stomach vacuums?

is this shit a meme or legit? Kind of makes my intestines hurt lmao

>It's a 10 week cycle with a average routine and not much attention to diet

w-what do i have to run to become that? If that's a 10 week cycle then i'm natty for no fucking reason

Goddamn the week Ive had. Im actually surprised I didnt physically hurt someone especially with the fuckton of tren Im on.

>get back from breakfast with the missus and back into my parking space
>bitch next to me is on her cell phone and doesnt see me pull in so she rubs her goddamn bumper down the side of my new 40K sports car
>leaves scratches and dents down the rear fender, door, and front fender

First thing out of this cunts mouth was "omg Im so sorry" next thing out of her mouth was "I dont have insurance". At least where I live they impound your fucking car if you cause a wreck and dont have insurance.

It doesnt end there though

>on the phone with my insurance company explaining what happened with my cunt of a next door neighbor
>asphalt company that was repaving the drive way in the condos next to mine pull their trucks up to get ready to leave which happens to be behind my car
>hose comes loose and they spray and by spray I mean they completely cover my fucking car in tar and asphalt

Im completely losing my goddamn mind at this point lol. My wife pushes me down on the couch and tells me to stay the fuck inside because she doesnt want me going to jail and goes out there to talk to the asphalt company.

Dont think my Jimmies have ever been so rustled before.

>Recovery doesn't change if you're shut down for a week or a year.

Are you sure? I was asking why a 250mg test/week for a year wouldn't work and people said I'd need a shit ton of pct and hcg to not fuck my shit up or something

Lol.

Gonna need some citations that say otherwise, actually

There's nothing to say that permanent shutdown is a thing. If you can't prove the existence of something, you don't need (or furthermore, can't) prove that it DOESN'T.

Sorry, who said that? It's common practice, especially here to do that.