AMA

Veeky Forums is awesome and so am I. I'm on day 34 of my juice fast and down by 30 pounds so far. Ask me.
Also juicing thread. What works for you?

Idk man. How strong are you?

>cheating fraud general

My over the head press is 85-90 lb range atm, and just hit a new Private Record on my Bench Press, finally got that lmao 1 bench bros.
I'm gonna make it.

I thought you were dead already, how are you holding. Any findings? Any juice in particular that does this or that?

>Idk man. How strong are you?
Not very, I admit. I used to lift hard, but got a job where I sit a lot and put on the pounds. Now I'm trying to peel them off before I go back to a routine.
Decent juice has enough protein to keep me going. It's not for everyone, but if you can do it it's the only way to take off a bunch of weight quickly and still get nutrition.

Plz go I do not appreciate you messing with my thread, this is MY AMA not yours.

>>cheating fraud general
Sorry, you lost me. What is your point, faggot?

>I'm gonna make it.
Sounds like it. Good on ya.

>how are you holding.
I'm hanging in there. I don't know if any particular juice is good for any particular thing, I just try to get lots of variety, about 80/20 veg/fruit, with some herb or ginger, and lemon which seems to help the digestion.

>how are you holding?
Not too well, my wife's son just got sent to juvie

you're not funny and you won't get karma points when you try to submit this to reddit

>you're not funny
I'm not trying to be funny, and I'm not on reddit. So eat me, you fuck.

why are you replying to yourself?

>steroids are often called juice
>juice general
its a joke faggot

I'm not replying to myself. Some retarded troll, probably you, keeps posting under my name.

You're very funny. I'm sure that your mother thinks that you're handsome too.

Thanks I really appreaciate the positive feedback.

Are you going to juice for life? What are you gonna do when you have to go back to eating like a normal human being and you put all the weight back on?

>Are you going to juice for life? What are you gonna do when you have to go back to eating like a normal human being and you put all the weight back on?
I'm not going to juice for life. I'm going to juice only until I hit my target and then start eating, but eat better and avoid the garbage that led me to get fat.
I've juiced before for a 60 day fast and dropped 45 pounds. I kept off most of it for over two years, so I'd consider that a success. Over the past six months I got depressed and finished every night with popcorn and ice cream and put a bunch back on. I'm determined to not go back to that lifestyle.

Yeah, you sound like a faggot who is always in a state of "I'll never be fat again, just like last time!"

>Yeah, you sound like a faggot
I don't care about your opinion of how I sound. Go back to /b/.

Great attitude. Stay fat faggot. Fix your diet instead of wasting your time with retarded meme diets.

>Great attitude.
You couldn't do what I'm doing if your mother's ass virginity was at stake. Eat me.

Sure I could. I wouldn't though because I'm not a retarded fatass who thinks juicing is something smart and hard to do

>I'm not a retarded fatass
Yes, you are retarded. I hate to say it, but you're mentally deficient. All the signs are there.
And you'll prove it by replying to me and continuing to troll a legitimate thread because you have to get in the last word.

Enjoy losing all of your muscle mass. Kill yourself faggot.

Gvvv

>Kill yourself faggot.
If you're right then I'm doing that already and you'll get your wish. Go pound salt.

Progress update: I'm shitting a lot more than usual, sometimes there's blood in my stool.
Should I be worried?

>Gvvv
The Dutch soccer club?