I'm in a relationship with a stripper

The ultimate literal cuck

Well i've always dreamt about being a rockstar
sadly i ended up being an art director

This is the closest thing i got to my dreams

She does privates but she's a huge asshole to the clients. Slappin them and pouring drinks onto them if they touch her

I dated a stripper for a month or 2.
She would basically drive to my place to fuck after her shift was over.
Strippers are just like every other girls, except with more daddy issues

THIS
ACTUALLY THIS VERY MUCH.

Why didn't you just keep it at the fuck-buddy level and not get sucked into a relationship?

...

>she did it to me

Why would you do that?
Why don't you keep her as a fuck-buddy? Respect yourself, Jesus.

What rhymes with
Fuck, suck, duck, ruck, pluck, muck & luck?

Did you meet her at the actual stripclub or did she tell you her occupation later and how was your reaction & feels?

I found out about it a month into the relationship
on the bus
Well after hearing her backstory and how she actually acts at work i felt empathetic

>bragging
>anonymously

wew

Marry and force her to become an honest woman or drop her.

i don't even have to do that
She's actually on a resignation period right now

We're probably gonna end up opening up a poledance school or get her into a burlesque cabaret

You should do it with her and become Magic Mike

>Magic Mike
bulking in bearmode
can't do that shit right now

how can you love someone who gets paid to fuck other people that arent you

I dont see the appeal

>see cute girl on the bus
>she smiles at me and we make small talk
>saturday night
>drunk and end up in strip club
>girl beckons me to have private dance
>its bus girl
>starts speaking about how shes from my area whilst her pierced clitoris is in my face
>speaks the whole time
>a month later
>she starts working at my job
>we work in a bar and she tells everyone shes an ex lawyer...
>staff night out
>we go back to this dudes house
>making eyes at me
>think this is my chance
>shes sitting on a mattress under the blankets on the floor
>ugly af fat dude from my work sits beside her
>they start touching each other under the blankets
>no idea what do do
>everyone around me sleeping
>awkwardly leave the party

I like hearing stories where people can overcome stigmas associated with their past and a woman can land some stupid cuck to pay for the rest of her life.

Plot twist, the man cucked the woman :O :O :O

irony is that she doesn't fuck clients
asides from moral choices they get fines for doing so

>irony
>she doesn't fuck clients
>women have morals
>the legal fees will surely stop crime!
retard

>but she fucks you
think about it user, and stay safe