Fictional Goal Body Thread (Realistic Edition)

Post your fictional goalbody here

>this guy is over 45 and could break my 25 year old neck without effort
I'm such a fuckup.

One of the best games of all time tbqh

>this was fit as fuck before and now it's dyel for me

fucking body dismorphia

Didn't like the 3rd as much as the first 2 desu, but it was still good.

Nah it's still fitter than 90% of the population.

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>tfw no augmentations

>ywn have a robo-dick

>this guy is fictional
>you are a real human being
you got him beat user.

What's this from?

This shit is going to take forever even with gear.

But he's a badass fictional guy, which is objectively better.

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Yu Yu Hakusho

>Tfw you want to be as swole an Orc chieftain.

How come people were calling MP3 Max fat?

Made by different studio to simply cash grab, no wander the third was generic shit.

Venom Snake's body with Geralt's hair thicknes and style from Witcher 3 (but with my normal dark brown colour)

I hate myself

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Tbh it was very generic, but I liked the environments and it was okay to go around shooting shit. It's nowhere near as good as the first 2.

>tfw want to remain black but have white facial feautures
Kill me.

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He does have Kind of a beergut, but he has quite some muscle underneath it.
The whole game was jarring for me with it talking about how max is a huge fuck up,him stumbling around and falling over his feet in cutscenes, and then switching to him doing the most badass shit imaginable.
Example:
The nightclub hekicopter sequence.
After shooting 7 armed thugs while hanging upside down From a helicopter, and shooting two rockets out of midair, you get treated to a cutscene of him falling on his back.

>ywn reach Quaritch mode

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greatest villain of all time
>first time you see him hes benching huge
>scars all over the place
>runs out into oxygenless atmosphere shooting a gun not giving a fuck
>casually notices hes on fire and pats it out
>sips coffee while destroying the fuck out of natives

kek

is this a meme on fa

>Quaritch will never be the bad guy in a prime Arnold flick

Feels bad man, he was wasted on Avatar

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>villain
user, I-I don't know how to tell you this

Is this attainable natty?

>you will never be 20 feet tall

why even live bros

How do I unlock turtle hermit mode?

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