Ask the sacred deer of Veeky Forums

Oh sacred deer, will I ever get bigger arms

Am I on track for my goal?

is fit gonna make it

You know what? Fuck you sacred deer I'm gonna get fucking abs and I'm gonna get the fucking girl. You just fucking watch.

Oh sacred deer, will I ever lose these final 3 kg of fat?

should i break up with her

Was that qt mirin yesterday?

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FUCK YOU DEER SHE TOTALLY WAS

Am I gonna smash my ex's poon come friday?

This deer is a fkn liar. He probably doesn't even see into the future

Fuck you, deer, I totally am.

O Great Sacred Deer.
Will I keep these new habits or falter back into laziness?

Am too!

Can I lose this extra bf, oh deer?

Will I reach my goal weight and finally be a real human?

Oh god of gains on a Indian watercolor board, will I end up looking like a spooky Skelly?

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Ok then... so should I attempt to win muscle mass instead?

Guess I'm not smashing her poon soon.

Lend me your power!

roll

Will I fuck a 10/10 very soon

Will I get swole from working the farm, oh sacred Veeky Forums deer?

Will I get the girl?

Quit fucking with me sacred deer!

Am I?

Shall I break it off with this cool girl I met a few times because I don't wan't to get my heart broken comming to close. She's a qt with the same taste in music.

It exists guys, two roll agains because pharaohs hear was stone. Even dubs. Our deer is a cruel one.

will i make it breh

But I'm scared seacred dear. Also going to africa a while so will not be able to keep contact from there

Fuck you sacred dear that didn't answer shit

Roll again then

Praise the sacred deer, and will I make it?

Alright deer, I'll take that 1% chance.

Hey sacred deer. Will I become aesthetic if I truly work at it with courage and determination?

Will I get laid tonight?

will i make it?

Will you bless my body, sacred deer?

Double no. The I shall continue a bit longer... Hopefully I'll be bored soon

Oh Sacred Deer, will I get sex on Wednesday after my date?

AM I GONNA MAKE IT TO BEARMODE

Will rebbeca love me one day?

Am I hideous, deer?

Will I pull?

Will I fuck more bitches?

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should i ask them out?

did she even like me

Will I make it?

reroll

how many scoops

rolling

Should I do olympic weightlifting?

Will I ever be a big guy 4u?

do i get a consolation prize

Sacred Deer! Will I be able to gain that sweet kg pro workout on OHP if I fix my lagging bench? Pls respond

Will I lose it soon?

Were they right?

What do you mean chill bro?

answer the question you shitcunt

Come on.

>EDM
>autistic
EDM is for normie girls though.

If they were right doesn't pertain to your future, senpai.

pls man I need to know

O sacred deer, will I inherit that apartment?

Please don't make me reroll again just fucking answer.

so I should become a qt trap now?

Will I make it and be aesthetic as fuark?

O sacred deer, am I too ugly to lift?

I'm not mad deer, but if you keep avoiding the questions I'll shoot you and eat you instead.

Should he do it anyways?

reroll

Is she going to break up with me today?

Will i get where I want in life?

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, I'M MAD NOW YOU CUNT

I beg you wise deer, please!

>Yes, but...
Yeah I know, my herniated disk, but I'll fix that so no worries.

Rolling again
Yes or no

You're a fucking gay degenerate deer, flush yourself.

Will I get that Masters in Aerospace?

Is she thinking of dropping me for Chad?

will AP and I have osmething going this semester?

Will I make it?

Who am I kidding, i know i will

Is that gril still crushin?

Oh sacred deer, wil i ever get a gf?

Does she regret leaving me?

are my roommates fags?

Will we start dating again this semester?

reroll

will I'll get to 95kgs by April?