How would you react if your future son was into lifting but turned out gay...

Are you fucking serious? He is having sex with men ffs, I would be embarrassed and ashamed my son is a worthless faggot. I feel sick.

I wouldn't care. It's his life, not mine. He should at least find joy in fucking since everything else is shit.

"ok"

I'd have special daddy/daughter time with her where we played a game in which she would sit on daddy's face as a joke and then we laugh about it. No one was ever allowed to talk about daddy/daughter time though. It was just between us

>implying all gay people are faggots

What would make him worthless exactly?

>visiting the gayest board next to /hm/

Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

Tbh I wouldn't really care, gays tend to be more successful anyhow. As long as my kid is doing well I really don't give a flying fuck about some "genetic legacy" bullshit.

That said I wouldn't put all my eggs in one basket, probably have two or three kids.

cause, unconsciously you think about titfucking

>gays tend to be more successful anyhow
source : your ass

>buying into the gay straight binary

You need to read more. You know those Greek gods you wanna look like? You think they looked down on male/male intercourse? Look up the Sacred Band. 300 of the most powerful and capable humans ever.

Sexuality is more complicated than two options.

If you look down on your son for loving beautiful humans, you're scum.

>them child bearing hips

hhnnngggg

I would pay for a hooker like this to straighten my son out, if that didn't work I'd disown.

Would rather my son be gay but happy and successful than straight neet who visits a Cambodian bamboo basket market.

about as fedora as it gets

>not fucking your own son straight

You're probably a shit parent anyway.

If anything, I'd be happy for him. He not only exercises, but he won't be dealing with any of the drama bullshit from women.

Lol...

So would I tbph

If he was manly as fuck and fucked big buff guys then wouldn't care

If he was mincing around fucking traps and not standing up straight then i'd probably slap him

i'd be disappointed at first cause i always liked the thought of my son bringing prime teenage pussy home. nontheless, i'd still be okay with it as long as he's not some flaming faggot.

I would start making a new son because he is a useless mentally ill degenerate who can no longer carry on the family name or continue the white race. Then I would enlist him in the army so he can at least serve his society and he'll have the opportunity to get raped or be raped by other gay soldiers

It's literally the same 2-3 /hm/ gay males who perpetual spam this board with gay shit. They try their hardest to make it look how progressive big strong fit men are. It's so cringeworthy.

I'd insist that he at least knock up a girl at some point, even if it's surrogacy for he and his bf. I can't say that I'd completely not give a fuck, but if he's living a good, happy life and being productive I don't give a shit what he sticks his dick into as long as its legal.

You're thinking of the National Guard

Wish I were gay

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As long as he ain't the bottom bitch, it's fine

Ain't no son of mine taking dicks up the ass

So if being gay is genetic, does that mean having children with a woman who has a gay brother would be upping your own risk of having gay children

it's never too late to start, user

aslong as hes a top alpha male than i dont see a problem with this because then you will still be able to play and watch sports with him

As long as he adopts a white kid and raise him normally, I don't give two shits. If he continues the name and is a good dad so that I can be a grandpa, no problem wathsoever.

Well that and not being a faggot. If he's just homi no worries, but if he acts all feminine and stuff, that'll be problematic.

Is this the high test thread?

Hard to say. They haven't exactly identified a "gay gene" and it's more likely caused by a combination of factors making it harder to predict than that.

>gays tend to be more successful anyhow
While that's okay if you're thinking about their current population, this is irrelevant when you're thinking about a single gay.

The reason "the gays" are more successful is because the ones who aren't become just that more likely to off themselves. And if you prune all the worst parts, everything else ends up looking better.

So it's not really that gays tend to be more successful, it's just that the gays who didn't end up being successful are no longer here to make them look like normal people.

Though you could argue that without women around, gays will end up being at least three times as rich, even if they're getting exactly the same amount of money as a straight man.

I'd disown my son if he turned out to be /pol/tard.

It would be awesome. I'd have a son and a son-in-law, 2 boys for 1

Hopefully he'd give me a lot of sweet tips on where to meet the qt tgirls.

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Whats wrong with traps? Then he would be getting best of both worlds and not be technically gay

>Son, I...
>No Homo dad

.....................

Dude...

Fucking a trap is the very definition of "technically gay".

I don't think so. If I get to fuck a hot chick in the ass I'll do it whether she had a cock or not

I'd probably get angry for a bit, then calm down and congratulate him on having the courage to come out. I'd then warn him about the dangers of gay sex, especially with regard to STIs and prolapses, and tell him to be extremely safe and careful with sex, moreso than straight people. I'd also tell him not to speak in a gay voice and let the whole world know that he's gay, and to only let people know he's gay if he's pursuing a guy or if someone specifically asks him. I'd also give him lifting advice, because what kind of shitty dad lifts but doesn't give his weightlifting son some old-school tips?

It's possible to love your children user. Even if they turn out be bigger faggots than you are.

>unconsciously

>chick
>having a cock
i suppose this makes sense, it is current year after all

underrated

>tech·ni·cal·ly
>ˈteknək(ə)lē/
>adverb
>1. according to the facts or exact meaning of something; strictly.

Fucking a trap is technically gay. Literally.

What is gay

You are the one who raised him to be a faggot it's your fault.

I'm on your side, but the other guy is right. That's gay in a technical sense. In a practical sense, though, I've seen trannies more attractive and feminine than the majority of vaginagirls. I'd take a qt trap over a fat slag or just an average potato faced girl any day.

if I lived in a vacuum and my child told me they were gay I'd be perfectly fine with it. my worry is that in this day and age there's tons of shit filling his stupid head to the point where he's so confused he doesn't know what feelings are

Tbh my biggest issue with it would be that I wouldn't have a genetic heir.

If he had a surrogate mother, I would have no qualms

I wouldn't want a daughter for this reason, i don't even want to think about something like that and what she will do as an adult,, it would scare me but i am a strong man, and i can be a strong father, i would be there for my daughter but i would be severely disappointed if she turned out into a whore, that would devastate me but who knows, when you're in your 50s, will i really care what my kids do or who they are?

Good thing you clearly won't be having children anytime soon.

Don't curse the future with your weak genes

Underrated post.

Achilles fucked dudes. If you called achilles a faggot hed probably kill you and fuck the corpse.

>mfw the death of Achilles's "best friend" basically kicks off the plot of the Illiad
>mfwnf

No he din't stop pushing your fucking propaganda Joe, nor did Spartans

Yeah it would probably be the classic George and Lenny tale.

>Go to the gym
"Tell me about the gay men dad"
>Sure son, there will be loads of gays when you finally make it
>All colors too, black gays, yellow gays, normal gays
"And what about the dicks"
>Huge dicks, dicks are far as the eye can see
"And I get the suck the dicks right da-"

And then you smash your sons head in with a 45 pound plate. It's sad but it had to be done.

>he's gonna maintain a healthy lifestyle
homos are notorious for their drug use and not caring about living beyond 50

looking healthy != healthy

I thought all those ancient people practiced pederasty

>Implying liking sports is a requirement for being alpha

I'd force him to fuck some girls. Then if he still thinks he likes men, I'd fuck his face and go hulk on his ass, if he still thinks he likes men after that, well fuck off then mate I ain't parenting a homo.

>Sexuality is complicated
You either fuck women, men or both. What's so complicated about this.

I'm that son.
My dad barely reacted and literally has never spoken a word of it. I don't think he's comfortable with it but whatever. He doesn't lift, he's out of shape, and I'm a lot more masculine and "alpha" than he is.

If I was ever a father this is how I would feel too

Women are pre-programmed to produce gay sons once enough straight sons have been born. They are there to care for the family without additional expensive wives and burdensome and unnecessary children.

>tfw when you're the only child and a homo

Tough luck, dad

>More masculine and alpha than he is
Except for the liking dick part amirite

(You)

OP is a homophobe and likely has latent homosexual tendencies

>when you're in your 50s, will i really care what my kids do or who they are?

I would hope so user

gay son > sloot daughter

trap son, now, that's a problem

An interesting theory, but probably not plausible: jaymans.wordpress.com/2014/02/26/greg-cochrans-gay-germ-hypothesis-an-exercise-in-the-power-of-germs/

>lol u homophobic fag
>mfw

Tfw I'm gay but also a lot more manly/alpha than my dad. I'm 6'2, have a deeper voice, more muscular and earn more than my dad at 22 as a graduate mechanical engineer. He's 5'11 and does some dead end no qualifications office shit

>if you don't like X it means you secretly love X!!

>that body
>that acne riddled face layered with makeup

to be fair, there is a study: psycnet.apa.org/journals/abn/105/3/440/

of course, replication crisis, etc.

Eh, not to me. I think lusting after women with flowery pussies and expensive hair is pretty beta.

Scoring a strong, manly guy that could beat the shit out of you seems a lot more alpha.

lol

Girls tend to go for guys more than men. Therefore women are more alpha than men

>The fraternal birth order effect has been described by one of its proponents as "the most consistent biodemographic correlate of sexual orientation in men."
>According to several studies, each older brother increases a man's odds of having a homosexual orientation by 28–48%.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation

How'd your old man react?
I'm in a similar situation and I think it disappointed him but he can't really say anything because I obviously "out man" him in every other aspect besides women.

>mfw you're right

fuck guys, what just happened.

Stacey is the real alpha here, Chad is just her bitch.

Yeah, I know, but in order for that tendency to be selected for it requires the gay brothers to increase the reproductive fitness of their siblings way more than seems plausible.

>When E. O. Wilson supported a hypothesis that attempted to explained homosexuality by gay men helping close relatives in ways that produced more nieces and nephews, he sure sounded like an idiot. Because, looking at Hamilton’s rule, they’d have have to produce twice as many of those nieces/nephews to break even – a behavior twice as effective as mother love – which is impossible, of course, in any kind of Malthusian world. Moreover, they don’t even perform these helping behaviors.

I'd be more mad if he was into fat chicks, desu. If he was gay at least I'd know he wasn't going to be some shlubby fatty. And I honestly am not spending brainpower imagining him putting his dick in things, so gay or not is a non issue.

Similar to yours I think. He didn't start yelling about me going to hell and disowning me but he seemed pretty uncomfortable by it. Probably salty because I'm his only child. Don't really care though, I rarely see him

Why hasn't this been posted yet

Kek

> not gay
> browsing fit

pick one.

because it's fucking nasty? keep your gay incest porn to yourself, friendo

>If you obsess about other people likeing X to the point where you have incredibly strong emotions about it you might like X and just project your hatred and shame out at others like you

Gay incest is the safest kind of incest.