Preparing Oatz is a pain in the fucking ass. I hate having to prep it on my stove, add milk, butter flavorings and whatever.
I concocted a special and quick way to consume oatz. Mind you, I've been using the Magic Bullet blender so eyeball it if you use a different blender.
>One banana >Some OATZ >5 cubes of ice >2 teaspoons of vanilla extract. (optional) >sprinklings of a bit of sliced almonds (optional) >Another sprinklings of chia seeds (optional) >Whey protein bitch >Some milk. Add more or less for the THICCNESS.
Blend that shit. I can prep this in like 2 to 3 min tops. Why would anyone eat disgusting oatz when you can blend that shit?!
Jace Reyes
r8 pls?
Christian Lopez
Why even blend. My morning breakfast is two scoops of protein, two cups milk, and a half cup oatmeal flour. Sometimes a banana on the side. You just stir it or shake it. No blending.
Evan Richardson
yeah i pretty much do something similar >1 nanner >2-3 scoops vanilla protein >splash of vanilla extract >2 cups milk >1/2 cup oats
Landon Gutierrez
Needs whey
Evan Gonzalez
Oats (NOT COOKED) + milk = profit
tastes good, takes 20 seconds, why is noone doing this?
Jaxon Richardson
Damn you're lazy lol i do it twice a day. Prep oats, beat in egg, add protein powder, 2 tbsp peanut butter and a tsp sugar. Sometimes i even chop up a banana. Oh no, you have to measure shit too!!!
I dont even own a microwave, does that trigger you?
William Bell
I do something pretty similar, and then fry it like a pancake.
Noah Price
On one of scooby videos he says he uses frozen banannas so that he doesn't uses icecubes.
Thought that was pretty smart.
Josiah Harris
i just soak my oats overnight and eat them with 2 teaspoons of brown sugar
tastes bomb as fuck
Kevin Myers
Overnight oatz >milk >oatz >leave in fridge overnight >eat for breakfast
Connor Morris
don't you need to activate the almonds?
Michael Nguyen
I do this, but let them sit in the fridge soaking for ~10 minutes.
Paired with a cup of black coffee and maybe a banana is my go-to breakfast.
Hunter Collins
>cold breakfasts
no thanks.
Kayden Edwards
wow you sound like one big pussy
Luke Scott
>says the guy who eats like a fucking diet yogabunny
Elijah Green
Quick rolled oatz Peanut butter Cocoa powder drizzle of honey Pour a cup of coffee in it Stir Pour another cuppa coffee
Breakfast. Five minutes, tops.
Kayden Reed
A shake made with a frozen banana is so much better than one made with just a regular banana. I buy a bunch when on sale, peel them and freeze them.
Connor Perry
You can also add a can of white beans for extra protein and fiber. White beans have a really mild flavor.
Nolan Turner
guys srsly start mixing eggs and proton powder into your cooked oats, it's like a baked good with protons
Landon Gomez
>not just microwaving the oats
Liam Reyes
that sounds horrible, but i'll try it.
Lincoln Hernandez
You don't just add a bit of water to ya oats and eat it?
What the fuck is wrong with you people, even steel cut oats are boss with just a bit of water mixed in