Have you ever encountered a white knight in real life?

>making a stupid fucking face as a subconscious defense mechanism

starting to see this more than duckface

Fucking cucks lmao

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Come on Brandon, don't do that, we all know you wanna bang that girl too.
Mind games are for women, dont be a woman or you'll get screwed over like one.

That's what happens when they realize they haven't gotten laid yet and need to become alpha

Wtf that's the grandpa or something. Not whiteknight if you just fuck up some asshole who played your little girl.

Holy fuck Leo is fucking based as fuck and Hannah is fucking hot I'd jizz all over her fake titties.

She's never worn it outside the house so obviously it doesn't count.

Haha, this pic reminds of an asian girl i used to date. Went to her house and met her skinny manlet brother. He told me that he would kick my ass if I treat his sister bad/leave her. Told him that he shouldn't worry.

Couple days later I banged his sister in his bed and in the room next to him so he could hear us. Even saw the guy after the relationship ended and nothing happened.

lmaoing at your white-knight ass, user. She ain't gonna suck your dick for that.

>subconscious defense mechanism

how?

B-but it was sarcasm

Yeah. Lots of times. They're always fucking creepy.

Always young too.

This doesn't work does it?

>All these guys are such fucking pigs for saying they want to fuck you.

>Sure, I want to fuck you, really really really bad, but I'm not going to just say it, lol.

white knights are just trying to get laid

y-(You) too

:^)

I think he means;

>lol I look soooo ugly when I'm pulling this stupid face lol

>tfw no matter how beta you think you were in high school, you never did this shit

feels good

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What are all you guys talking about? I'm a total white knight IRL and it works almost every time. Every time a guy makes a crude joke I just condescendingly correct him. It's alpha as fuck and girls love it.

t. virgin

>White knighting for Sasha Grey
What
Might as well white knight for Gianna Michaels, she is such a frail and delicate lady

lol.

There is something to be said for whiteknighting for normie women. PUA style guys can be dicks and annoying.

But white knighting for the dignity of whores is below the bottom of the barrel.

No he means
>hahaha I'm totally not fat ugly and pasty I'm just making a funny face pls I'm for serious I'm not too uncomfortable with my own appearance and shy to take a straight-forward picture of my self that reveals how gross I am I'm just a guy who makes funny faces all the time hehe

This one time I defended a girl on the internet and we eventually had sex.
it works sometimes

he's right tho

>he

she'd be cute if she lost weight

As long as your height, frame and face is good to go so could anyone

Nope

>he

That's le turtle, it's a female.

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>Hetalia
>Black Butler
>Death Note
>Pokemon

Too many red flags

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holy shit that's a girl???

>tfw i'm a faggot that considers autism tier humor like that as cute
Help me Veeky Forums

>threat her with respect

I've heard of Hetalia, isn't it like Polandball but way more gay?

There's a place for your kind.

It's called reddit.

Sounds like your autism is terminal, friend

Nice try, but no one is falling for your bait today.

Jesus christ

I'm sorry, but there is only one place which can set you straight

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Yeah, like Polandball but fujoshi bait
"Way more gay" doesn't do it justice

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>That pic

50kg less and maybe I'd put up with the autism

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Kek that looks like her dad or someone. Not cringe, just some sweet family bants

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>I'll beat you up if you don't treat my basic bitch daughter right
>Not cringe
Grandpa's a fucking cuck m8

he can watch while i fuck her

the more i look at these the more i enjoy the autism

>shirt has uneven hem
>not tucked in

absolutely disgusting tbqh

>at a party with bro
>bunch of girls, all of them drunk
>one girl pulls down her panties, lifts up her skirt, and moons the both of us
>I'm all like dayuuum girl ooga booga
>still looking (cuz I'm a thirsty fuck)
>this guy starts yelling at me
>"Look the other way, you sleazy eyed fuck! Learn to respect some women."
>start laughing at him
>the girls laugh at him too
>our noble night goes back to his red cup and to his group of friends, all of whom have bad posture

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I like how easy it is for her to turn into a guy without makeup. All she did was barely changed her hair and added some glasses.

>allow me to save you from rape
>as a reward you let me rape you

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why did she delete her account

>Learn to respect some women.
*Learn to respect women!

because grammar is a good

last one, sadly

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>my name is Brandon

whoa that chick in the BG, would biblebang her in a fucking heartbeat

>manga
>book

>highschool
>asian acquaintance tells indian you gotta treat girls with respect
>i tell them not to do that and be a faggot
>"of course you would say that user haha"

Lookin like Nathan from South Park

We need an update on turtle. She disappeared years ago

yeah. all things considered, she never really came out of her shell.

THIG
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Who takes those pictures I wonder. I think on one of them there was (maybe) another guy?

>art in college
At least it isn't women's studies i guess

the one like on her post was him after pressing f5 for the following hour

10/10 kek

>that guy
if a girl takes off her underwear and points her vagina at you, she probably wants to have sex, not for you to "respect her" by not looking

No. But I've seen most white knights on Veeky Forums to pretend they're alpha

If that's not the dad I'm physically sick of this

>not being down for your family
kys grease stain.

Sure, Brandon

It's probably another woman (a feminist)

FUCK I WANT TO BEAT HIS FUCKING FACE IN AND MAKE HIM APOLOGIZE FOR HIS EXISTENCE

FUCKING NUMALES

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youtube.com/watch?v=PwCED5BQcwM

Is that thing male or female?

it's a turtle.

>want to drag all men into the sea
You're dragging manhood into the abyss just by existing, so I guess that's something