Do you have a mommy fetish, Veeky Forums? If you don't have a mommy fetish would you go for this?

i did not imply that

>calls you "baby" in a tone reserved for small children and animals
>Condition; you have to call her "mommy" at least 25% of the time in public

Deal breakers. Cant have respect for that kinda shit man.

>mfw we have a maid that does this for me

I'm not sure how long it would last, but I'm game. I can't imagine a woman like that liking me enough to do any of that though.

>Condition; you have to call her "mommy" at least 25% of the time in public or she dumps you.
that's not much of a condition
why wouldn't you constantly call her mom in public? why wouldn't you call her mom in front of people and then tongue kiss her or grope her?
that's like half the fun of the mommy thing

i want to fuck a milf really bad, and if they have a really gross body i would still die just to get a blowjob from them

There are women in the outside world, OP. Why don't ya lay off the porn?

>Doctor Goldberg

Th-thanks /pol/

if she's not lactating then no deal

Yea, if she was hot

>he doesn't know how to induce lactation in women
lmao spotted the virgin

Haha funny you should mention this because I'm meeting up with a sexy single mom whos 29 years old tomorrow. I'm 19.
Shes been talking alot to me this week, she's into the same shit I'm into, she even works in my same industry and is helping me find a job. Met her off tinder. Can't believe it brahs

This

unempathetic

No. Stupidly large tits are gross. Most milfs are saggy and ugly.

I'll take the teens, thanks.

how often can i come on her huge tits?

>tfw you will never have this and a lithe young girl that are content to share you

forgot my image

And stupidly gay men are gross. Fuck off.

THATS NOT A GIF

>I love disgusting used up cumwrags with giant saggy tits.
Kill yourself you filthy cuck.

You're going in unprepared, she is going to eat you alive.

>I love flat teenage girls who don't know if they're wet or if they pissed themselves

Just end it now. No one will blame you. Everyone around you knows your life isn't worth living anyways.

>want to fuck a milf
>absolutely disgusted at the thought of fucking my actual mom

>Teenage girls
>FLAT
Lmao have you even seen teens nowadays? Girls growing tits in middle school now.
Anyway flat>saggy any day.

I bet you think a 300 pound bench is impressive or B cups are big, right? Flat = little boy. That's how it looks. I don't give a fuck about your standards, and your "I LIKE IT SO IT MUST BE TRUE" arguments sure as hell ain't gonna change mine either.

I like A-Ds. Anything bigger depends on shape and body size.

>tfw no 50s housewife mom

I'm in my mid 30s and I get all of this from my wife, minus the creepy as shit "mommy" and "daddy" nonsense. She was stoked as hell when I started lifting, and now all I have to do is pick her up and throw her on the bed occasionally, and BOOM huge breakfasts and mixed drinks await the next day.

And I love huge naturals. I fundamentally fail to comprehend how anyone can like specifically small boobs. To each their fuckin own

huge naturals look horrendous naked, bro. wavy flapjacks, deep stretchmarks and pepperoni dinnerplates await you once the veil has dropped

Because they're huge and saggy? Shits gross

>those full, wobbling udders
UNNGH thank you Greatest Generation.

Im pretty prepared brah. Pretty excited too

hooooooly fuck

those things have me at full mast

jk just a half chub but dayum

>small boobs are always, 100 %, without exception, perky with amazing shape
>small boobs are immune to gravity and skin flexibility and never sag
>big boobs don't vary in shapes
>all boobs don't have a natural sag because they're meant to produce milk and not look perky for adults

You convinced me there

>single mom
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>implying big nips isnt great

single moms are fucking crazy

I dated a single mom who was a legit 10, amazing ass, loved to have sex, would pick me up and drive me around - this was before I had a car - it was the fucking dream.

Until I caught on to her trying to baby trap me

Fuck that shit senpai. Play it cool, don't get in too deep and you should be fine

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> baby trap

I don't understand this tho. Why would she try to do this to a 19 year old? What money do I have to give her?

This sorry mate

She has a decade of real expreeince, a solid decade of playing power games, manipulations subconsciously or consciously, realtionships, arguments , she will know how to get what she wants and you will most likely have no fucking idea it's even happening. She had a kid to another man, that means on the low chance this relationship pans out you will have to have him in your life, I'm going to guess he is older than her which means he's way older than you, he can always use that as a point to make her feel safe and secure, that will most likely be your biggest battle why should she help a teenager trying to get another job in the same industry when she can get an established 30 year old man who has all of his shit togther. No offence to you mate it's not your fault it just is what it is, and if you arnt 100% switched on and don't know how to handle a women's shit you will quickly become her new cute baby chew toy and you will be wrapped around her finger.

On the other hand you will learn quite not only sexually but how the inner dynamics of crazy works, if your in it just to bang and have a great time you'll be fine but if you want a real relationship you need her to look at you as a man and not get second child with benefits

You have your youth...

I refuse to listen to this slanderous drivel any longer

Well that's true but I can't ask for a better deal right now.
Her ass and tits are insane and she has a pretty face and is giving me job connects plus shes experienced sexually which is awesome. Younger girls fucking suck in bed

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I posted this in another thread but it died shortly after. I was on Oahu last month and posted on CL for some side fun and had a 45 year old married MILF who wanted my young cock, she was telling me what to do over Skype and playing well into the mother/son thing. And then the day came I was gonna fuck her and take care of 2 of my fantasies at once and I pussied out. I regret it every day since.

What made you pussy out?

Only pursue for sex.

Is 100% correct.

They can put on a show. Trust me. I've seen my coworkers that this has happened to, and they're miserable.

A single mom is BY DEFAULT not relationship material.

You're going to be dealing with someone else's bastard, and the father the whole time.

The kicker
>You're dating someone that was dumb enough to have a child out of wedlock, and then not keep the guy around

It speaks volumes about their dedication to commitment and ability to behave irrationally.

Honestly though, if you're considering getting in a serious relationship (I'm using a conditional clause. That means it only applies to you "if X") with this broad, then you deserve everything that's coming your way. Someone has the be the sucker.

I have a mommy fetish. Downblouses especially

Idk man I'm 18 and I was really hyped and and before I walked over to her house I just figured the tiny chance it might be a setup. I regretted it and I emailed her twice since I returned a month ago saying I had something come up and I'd be back next summer but no replies :*(

>don't be with her in public
>fuck young girls on the side
sounds like heaven

here's one without the watermark

Same 19 y/o dude here. Yeah I'm not trying to make it anything serious. Gonna meet her, have some fun with her, and see where it goes from there.

She's already told me that she doesn't want her kids around when I'm with her.

Your youth is probably the only reason she is with you, she probably feels she wasted her youth on wrong men and bad descisions and raising her kid has given her a glimpse at youth and a chance to start again this seems to be the case with her openly hunting teenagers off tinder. I keep calling you a teenager not as a slur but to bring you back down to earth, I thought I was the absolute shit at 18 we all do but after I turned 25 I deeply reflected upon myself and realized I knew absolutely fucking nothing and I got rekt for not knowing a single god dam thing about power games and a woman's horseshit.

Since Your still a teenager your past relationships took place in a school setting with other teenagers and should of given you some idea of what you think you should do but when people leave school and start working and growing as people the playing field changes drastically and she's ten years in compared to your one year in (18 being the "adult" age) when entering into a relationship you can't start so many leagues behind as a man it's already tipped in favour towards females, the handicap percentage you will be operating under is crushing, your in the little leagues and she is a major league player of a game you may or may not know even exists. Fuck her like a madman and bail, stick around and you will be hunting 19 year old girls off a 2026 sex app to reclaim the youth that was stolen from you while you watch you watch her get swooped away by a 45 year old with a business and 2 houses.

Careful. I am 24 and recently "had fun" a 32 yo woman for a few months. The mind games they play, the way they manipulate, and how they manage to do whatever they want is unbelievable.

Don't ever let her make you do what she wants, and be prepared to cut all contact with her if things get out of hand.

Thanks for the advice man. Any stand out examples you could tell me about? Red flags?

What are you the red flags you can confidently see?

I've already accepted that it isn't going to last. But this is interesting, if anything the time spent with her will give me some insight and new knowledge.

Small boobs are almost always superior in perkiness. Spoken like a true virgin.

With that mindset you have hit the jackpot m8, everytime you fuck her pretend its your last time because you need to able to bounce at the drop of a hat, don't hang around for the promise of anal etc, manipulate her into thinking giving this sweet inncocent 19 year deserves all her holes because all the 19 year old girls in town cant even compete with her amazing talent. She will spoil you rotten if you play your cards right and that's the only reason you would fuck her short term

Something that took me long to realize is that she knows exactly when you call her because you are lonely or bored. She also knows when you are trying to do something else and wanna stop calling her.

If she is crazy, she will tell you things like "oh user, just 5 more mins", but she will VERY slowly increase the time until she grabbed it all completely.

Set yourself a max of "time wasted" on her, and don't go over it, or she will push it to know how far it will go .

Also, don't lie to her. She knows, but she won't tell. This is extremely annoying.

Well not really much on the surface. she has told me she wants an emotional connection
"You know when you're with someone and you just feel so comfortable with that person"

True story
>temporary moved city for work
>tinder
>meet up with 40 year old CEO of an Internet company
>meet up for drinks a Thursday
>she bought me like 5 rounds
>end up fucking
>books us a hotel Saturday night
>buys me room service
Was fucking delish, like 5 star
>spend the whole night fucking
>we part our ways when I head back home
>2 months later
>flys down to see me and books a nice lodge for the weekend
>litrally pays for everything and tops my fuel up in my car
>she'd fly me up to her city every now and then for fuck weekends

Sadly she's found a man her own age now but the memories I have, god dam! Thanks fit for helping me get my body

I mean what are the red flags you as a person look out for in anybody?

Thanks brehs. This will be an interesting week for sure

source please

Fucked a mid 40s lady on cl while her husband watched. Later she texted me saying we should run away together and when I said no she said she had aids

wtf, my no fap senpai...

Holy fucking shit balls man, are you ok? She was nuts right?

no

Oh yeah got tested six months and a year later. Was scary as shit but we used a condom. Was just scared because she sucked me off

The real fucked up thing was I had to park my car down the road in case their son came home and he was only like 3 years younger than me (I was 19)

LOOOOOL WTF you were trying to fuck on cl at 19? i mean i get the horniness man but jesus fuck

L O L O L O L O L O L

fucking kekked hope ur good m8 get tested again

I've fucked 4 girls on Craigslist but I have a gf now. It's easy as shit when you live in a college town so why not? As long as you being a gun and condoms you'll be fine.

Oh yeah this was in 2012 and I got a routine test for giving blood in June.

Always wrap your shit up kids.

You sound like you freak out alot

I want to laugh, but I can't.

sauce, pls.

Yeah everyone thinks this man. Of course fucking your mum is horrific and disgusting, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to spread a 40 year old milfs fat ass hole doggie style and cream pie in her anus?

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>your parents' maid is paid to suck your dick and wash your body for you

the receptionist to my landlord was a crazy hot 50-60yr milf. Massive plump tits and hot face. She was so nice to me too.