Do you have a mommy fetish, Veeky Forums? If you don't have a mommy fetish would you go for this?

Do you have a mommy fetish, Veeky Forums? If you don't have a mommy fetish would you go for this?

Would you want an early 40s gf who
>makes your breakfast, lunch, and dinner with all the nutrients you need according to your plan
>encourages you to make gains and go past plateaus
>scrubs your body for you during showers and occasionally cleans your penis with her mouth
>does your laundry
>cleans the house
>praises you
>calls you "baby" in a tone reserved for small children and animals

Condition; you have to call her "mommy" at least 25% of the time in public or she dumps you.

yes

this sounds good but i've been with a 40s chick for a short time and she clearly was in a hurry to have a baby 'accident'.

On the other hand, what you describe sounds really good, I find 20s chicks somewhat dumb and unempathetic.

no

No and no

How old are you? Once you're mid/late 20s you start to see who was weeded out through school. The ones who made it into the professional world should be your dating pool.

gross dude

[spoiler]sounds like heaven desu[spoiler]

>cooks dinner, cleans, laundry
and all i have to do is call her mommy in public?

I just won't go out in public

>implying you already go out in public

Sure I would do it.