FPH

>be me about a year ago
>move cities to attend uni
>pick up part time job at burger King
>workers given free food for brakes
>never allowed more than a single patty burger combo
>never ate any
>fat manager always taking advantage of the free burger
>she liked to get a side of poutine and onion rings with it every time
>"pooteen n onyyin ringss plss"
>cunt pretending to be a customer would walk around to the front desk to order.
>"eexxttra currrddss plans xd"
>she would destroy this entire fucking meal within 15 minutes
>"glad I could keep muh whopper belly"
>mfw

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Poutine at burger? Fuckin Canada, that's great.
Also, there's a reason she's a manager at BK and you're going to uni.
She's weak, stupid, and has no self respect. I'm sorry you gotta work around that.

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>No diet coke
smdh familia

I've been waiting for the FPH threads ever since the last one hit bump limit

Jesus fuck those "snacks" are there to help people deal with the loss of blood. What a fucking bitch.

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she would be really attractive if she wasn't such a pig. hell her face is still kind of cute at 400 lbs

That's the case with a lot of fatties I've been seeing as of late

>select images of cookies
Fuck you I'm out of calories for the day