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When will you bring a girl home?

You're an adult already
You spend too much time on the gym

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what home? JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE A HOUSE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A HOME! who's that man?

>TFW dad and brother are chads
>I'm the beta son

Are you my fat pathetic ignorant dumb slimy piece of shit excuse of a brother?

>be oldest sibling
>sister 1 year younger than me has been married for 4 years now
>youngest sister is engaged to her boyfriend of 4 years
>never had a girlfriend
>barely consider myself not a virgin due to ED problems every time ive had sex
>only sibling to attempt suicide
>the two friends ive made at my uni dont talk to me anymore
>will be fortunate to graduate with my 2 bachelors degrees by the time im 26
I want off this ride

Well, mom and dad, let me lay this one on you. I appreciate all you've done for me, I sincerely do, but perhaps you should acknowledge the role you've played in my social failures.

>Girl
Kek

no because there are no chads on Veeky Forums

I'm gonna move out and then fuck bitches on the reg.
I don't need to introduce you to every one night stand.

Never.