Losing the genetic lottery thread

List all your birth defects and etc.

>tfw every muscle in your body except your arms asymmetrical
>5'6
>right cheek fat pad is bigger than my left one so half technically half aesthetic
>penguin feet
>huge rose nose

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sounds like someone needs a hobby

Oh shut up. The muscle imbalances are correctable and penguin feet isn't a problem, and your face will look fine after you cut. Stop being a whiny faggot you dyel

I really do

>Genetic Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy means my heart could just stop at any time.
>Family was categorised as low risk
>It killed my sister
>"Woops guess you're high risk, you guys should get the surgery that would have saved her now lol"

I don't even care about what else is wrong with me anymore.

have you considered painting Warhamer 40,000 miniatures?

desu 40k is pretty fucking cool. like the lore

Never fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread.

what are you gonna do about it faggot, complain your tricep insertions suck for punching?

The Emperor's Champion is the single best model Games Workshop has ever produced and has singlehandedly saved me in more games than I care to mention

You aint me nigga and 40k is cool

>Don't reply to me or my thread ever again

I always wonder are there paint removers for those types of things

19cm wrists, it overening

Simple Green

>being a sadkunt

We need a saviour.

Zyzz left no legacy

>wide birthing hips
>one eye higher than the other
>ginger

It's not so bad. My confidence is still pretty high for someone in my position

Are you a pale ginger?

>tfw have pectus excavatum

>5'9"
>Severe acne everywhere on my body.
>Stretchmarks from fucking nothing
>Huge nose that also bends to the left
>No chin whatsoever
>Weak jawline
>Completely fucked eyesight. I pretty much only have one eye I can use and that one eye needs super strong glasses.
>Bad knees, can't squat that well
>Overly oily hair and skin
>Hair even has cowlicks everywhere
>Crooked teeth

But you know what the worst of it all is?
>i'm mexican

>19cm
15.5 here, you've got nothing to complain about

Get braces?

>tfw you will never achieve your dreams of travelling while having sex with 8s 9s and 10s because you're just plain ugly :/

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What part of
>i'm mexican
do you not understand

I can't afford braces.

>9/10
>not even thicc

Just rob the denist

This gave me feels I didn't wanna feel

Iktf brother

Bump

>kinda wide hips
>only 6'
>circumsised
Feels bad

>5'8
>phismosis dick
>super wide but short feet and they're covered in hair, people have said I have Frodo feet
>high hairline and baldness in the family
>facial hair only appears as a neckbeard, the mustache part is 9yo tier
>shitty anglo teeth
>tiny little baby hands

Circumsized isn't that bad

I think it is uncut fags trying to create buzz around uncut dicks

It's uncut guys that seem to be really, really insecure about it

>Scoliosis
>winged-ass scapula
>something wrong with my wrist bone which always caused pain while lifting
>uneven shoulders
>Awful motor skills
>Fucked up face
>5"7

>wide body and tall, but not proportionate
>neck too tall
>nose completely fucked and jewey
>face completely asymmetrical
>shit beard gains
>wide hips (but genetic adonis belt, feels good man)
>white as milk, dark body hair
>very dry skin

> pectus excavatum
> hyperlordosis
> keratoconus (went through surgery, won't progress further), myopia and astigmatism
> born with 4 fistulas, two on my neck (surgically removed because they got clogged) and two on my ears
> migraine (under control thanks to Veeky Forums)

>white
>first world country
>good jawline
>6'2"
>outgoing, loveable personality
>good hair

...

>4.02" king of dicklets

>heart trouble runs in the family

I know these feels all too well. I'm so sorry for your loss, user. Lost my younger sister to heart failure a couple years ago :(

It really hurts

>brad pitt from fight club physique, little bit juicier
>pornstar dick
>funny and laidback, never been in a fight in my life
>face is not symmetric at all
>overbite
>horseshoe hairline

All of my good traits dont mean anything because my ugly face just makes me unapproachable.

Could the fat pad be fixed with weight loss

>Tall(6'2.5'')
>Wide back, smalk hips(not a bad thing imo but it's not usual)
>Big nose
>Naturally skinny af, hard to gain mass (i was 125lbs b4gym, 192 now)
>Dick has a weird curve, facing downwards. But at lest it's 7.5" long/5.7" girth

Cleft lip.

It's especially infuriating when you pair it up with a 5'11 height, good jawbones and a generally all right muscle structure. Not that any of this saves me, I'm beyond fucked. If you're obese, normal looking and aren't lifting - do it for those who will never ever get laid.

>good looking, clear skin, nice strong voice, and fit
>but short

Playing Tom Cruise mode here. Could be worse I guess.

>and your face will look fine after you cut

not even OP but this is pure bullshit

my jaw and chin are underdeveloped and I still look terrible after the cut at 10% BF, even fatties have much better (slimmer!) looking faces than me

And fuckin small calves

>seizure disorder
>too tall for a girl (5'10)
>weirdly curled hair
>hips/butt are grotesquely big
>hyperandrogenism caused acne on body + face
>probably slight female alopecia
is it time to gas tank myself yet

Save up for plastic surgery youll get that may or may not look cool

>>seizure disorder

at least you can get long, fucked up seizure orgasms like one girl I saw in an amateur porn

I'm past my fifth surgery, user. And I look like utter shit regardless, fucked up upper lip and really weird, asymetrical nose. Funnily enough it still looks better than most before/after pictures on the net, shows that plastic surgeons still need to get their shit together here.

I-it's not really like that user. I just fall unconscious, pee myself and spasm on the floor.

>I just fall unconscious, pee myself and spasm on the floor.

it's exactly like that then

show tits tbqh

Pls halp

i'm fat ree

But is you thicc

This

more phat than thicc

Do you have hairy arms?

This is an important question, so please answer truthfully.

Thicccccc

Post butt pls

thiq

>rare birth disorder
>heart shifted to the right side and took some pectoral muscle with it or something
>lopsided pecs

you ever come out the womb on fucking hard mode

Lets go with the ass from straight behind.

ps. were all 6'4'' and 250lbs so being 5'10'' is ok

looks kinda cool? show pic

>treat acne
>get nose job
>get eyes sorted out
>get hair sorted out
>get braces

Go travelling anyway, it's still amazing.

i h-have some hair on my arms but they're tiny and like blond
why?
this, sounds interesting

>wax your feet if you care that much
>shave head or get hair surgery
>be clean shaven
>get braces

ITT: people complaining about mostly fixable things.

Keep turning..

>inb4 shaved man

>nose a tad too big
>thin upper lip, sometimes looks as if it isn't there
>shitty hairline
>bigass pores, some acne scars
>asymmetrical eyes and eyebrows
>weak chin and jaw

:((

Mexican where? In Mexico? In the US? If you're in the US, why not try to get braces in Mexico?

eh i hate it. as i said its pretty grotesque /:

I have 16.5, but my hands are average or large, which makes my wrists look quite a bit smaller than they are.

>5'10"
>too tall for girl

Haha no way. Some guys over 6' have a thing for tiny girls they can toss around, but in general tall people want tall people.

Ass is good. Work on the cankles

I used to know a guy who was around 5'5", with thinning hair at 18 and gremlin like bone structure. He was a stereotypical meme spewing attention whore who would act cool to hide his insecurities. He told me he would get surgery to get taller if he could and that he wished he had better hair. Even had stereotypical manlet temper despite trying to act cool. It's funny because I look exactly like him minus the hair, and he reminds me what'll happen if I take fit seriously.

>recessive chin

first of all the only 8s and 9s are the brunette and Braids and the main guy is probably a 4/10, I have no idea what he's doing there.

that said, it does look like a ton of fun and makes me regret wasting my best years farming Primals in Nagrand.

Forehead big af, atleast I have mind powers, picrelated.

What's a rose nose?

>i hate it
>posts photo

Also, most important.
5'8"
Dyel

are you related to supermong

>huge forehead
>droopy eyes
>big chin
>small mouth
>roastie
>saggy tits
>burn easily
>old looking

>big forehead
>gets haircut that shows forehead

Pick both.

IQ above 110
>implying high IQ isn't maladaptive
>implying IQ above 110 = forever a cuck

>Born with deformed vertebrae missing 30%, constant backpain. Lifting is hardmode.
>Scoliosis
>Heartproblems

Thanks mom.

i know. i'm for 'fat shaming works' but i also think if i force myself to look at my body i might grow to kind of like it. which makes the weight loss process easier when you're not beating yourself up all the time

>phimosis
>flared ribs
>gyno
>wide hips

-Foward head posture,shit posture overall
-Too tall (6'4"),harder to make gains
-Skinnyfat
-Wide hips
-Pectus excavatum
-Flared ribs
-Third nipple
-Acne scars
-Big ears
- 5,7" dick
-Unaesthetic scars on right arm,left leg and right asscheek from falling on broken glass
-Weak jawline
-Unable to grow decent beard
-Vision problems,can't see shit without glasses
-Yellow teeth
-Blackheads on face and nose

That makes no sense. Youll grow yourself to like it and then you wont work to change it. Thats how fat acceptance works. They mentally disable themselves to love something ugly and then live with it.
Id fuck you though, good ass

Try tea tree oil on acne, senpai. My gf had really oily skin and acne, but using diluted tea tree on q tips works best

i thought so too but honestly i'm an 'emotional' eater like most women so when i feel ugly, as ironic as it is, i eat more. whereas when i'm happy, it is easier to focus on diet and train in the gym because i don't feel so insecure.
and liking my body won't really hurt my motivation because i wanna lose weight primarily for my health and to find a husband.
just because this isn't the body i want to have later, i don't have to feel repulsive i think. Same goes for DYEL auschwitz men, they shouldn't beat themselves up for their skelly body. as long as you're working on it, it's good

there's a fine line between fat acceptance bullshit and feeling 'ok' in your skin

I have a gap between my two front teeth and a underbite
kill me pls

You have shit posture because you keep bending down to listen to short people/are self conscious about being a tall freak

>bad posture
>shit chest
>shitty fat distribution
>cardio gains are difficult to make
>small penis

CAPE COD
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Hnnnnngg!
Sit on my face Mami.
Snap?

*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*