Pick Up Artists

How does it FEEL knowing that when (IF) you get a GF a PUA is going to SWOON her?

All it takes is 2 minutes of SMOOTH talk and your getting KEKED 8.pm TUESDAY night.

Doesn't matter how Veeky Forums you boys get, at some stage your girl is going to be alone and in walks these SLAYERS. Her poon is DRIPPIN.

How can you guys even compete with guys like J-DAWG,Matador and even the GREAT Erik Von Markovik (MYSTERY)?

Give it up Veeky Forums, it aint gonna happen in this life time.

(pic related, the last group of guys you wanna see walking towards you and your girl)

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looks like the faggot in the middle skipped leg day

Here is your reply.

But Mystery went full beta mode.

PUA is just learning some tricks without actually bettering yourself.

What happened to him?

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L M F A O

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This is a few of the best puas in the world.

I have been years in the community and nothing has changed, still the same games and routines it seems.

>I have been years in the community

Tell us your best pick up line.

my gs is autist she would spill spaghettis everywhere

That was from age 19-22.
I don't have a pickup line. Just be confident :^)

Want to buy me a drink and tell me how pretty I am?

Guaranteed at least a laugh and that's a good start.

how many girls u fucked? i did 200 never knowing about game lel

ay bby u wan some fuck?>

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

>some pale dyel in a felt hat
>walking around a club harassing every woman he sees
>"h-hey so uh what do you think of my black nails?"
>people openly making fun of the guy, laughing at him
>"wow look at that autist. the worst part is he thinks he's cool, what a loser"
>the "star" awkwardly shuffles around getting rejected by woman after woman
>finally finds some 35 year old cumdumpster with bleached hair willing to talk to him/be on tv
>he spouts some bullshit about spells or magic potions
>"wow you're so cool i'd definitely sleep with you mystery"
>mystery turns to his friends, the turbomanlet and a used car salesman
>"you see friends, that's how you get women"
>"that'll be $1500 for the seminar"

knew a guy into this trash. here were his favs:

>"you seem nice, are you cool?"
>"do they play salsa here?"
>[the cube]
>"im from out of town," (in his town) "what do you do for fun here"

If you watched the TV show, you know this is true.

Guys....I can't watch this. It causes me physical pain. Its unbearable. Talking to girls is so easy. It isn't a specific set of questions and statements planned before the interaction. I use to work at Buckle back in the day when it was popular in my area. When I would go to bars and see girls wearing jeans from buckle I would say "I like you're (insert brand name) jeans". It literally always opened the door to a conversation where I would compliment the way the made her ass look and fit her almost perfect. Everything else was just small talk made quickly. I would talk with Em for about 60 seconds then break the conversation and walk away and find my bromandos. 9/10 times they would find me less than 10 minutes later and be flirty and touchy. It's all downhill from there. Talk sexually for about 30 mins to an hour and bed Em. Usually I'd wind up fucking them 5-6 more times. I literally had a rotation of about 10-11 different women at a time.
I think confidence and acting as if you truly don't give a shit, combined with knowing when it's socially acceptable to be sexually "inappropriate" is key.

I don't see what's wrong with the salsa one. It's just a normal question.

salsa is the first sign of autism

A loo, a skelly, a hypermanlet, and eight random betas. This sounds like the beginning of a bad joke.