First day at school. Starting my second year as a chemist.
>Get up at 7:30. >Eat some oats and a protein shake >Get on the subway >piggy back on someone else through the entrance >cant afford fee >missed my train >get on the next one >Weird latino-looking ladies giving me looks >of disgust >just 8 stations to go. >get off and head to escalator >there is two of them >1 of them break down, luckily not the one I took >The gods are with me today >get to class romm 9:02 am, start 9. >Wrong class room >go to dean, its this room. >"I wasn't informed anyware" >blahla -"Yeah yeah whatever thanks" >Enter the right class room at 9:07 >very small classroom >teacher is turkish and can't speak my language properly >missed roll-call, no one bothers >get worst seat, board at the left of the room, seat at right front corner >play with phone like an autist >recess at 9:45 >all my "mates" go out having jolly laughs, noone says hello >teacher walks past me and coff, exits classroom >when the room is empty I check my name at his front desk (my name is first at the top he will surely notice) >leave at 9:50 >home at 11:00 >gf comes home at 18 >gonna get shitfaced here at the computer
Should I just kill myself?
Liam Rogers
HAHAHA OW WOW
Liam Baker
Weird latino-looking ladies giving me looks >of disgust
Kekked out of this dimension
Caleb Russell
>be travelling >meet grill, end up sleeping together >have to leave but we agree to meet up a few weeks later in a different country >catch feels for her >meet again. Fuck each other silly, exploring our deepest fantasies together >leave again, after promising to keep in touch >she lives too far away to pursue anything >keep talking on WhatsApp but today she deleted her account
Not sure if I should feel upset or relieved.
Matthew Jenkins
>all my "mates" go out having jolly laughs, noone says hello
Haven't seen you all summer and wont even say hello
Henry Stewart
Man, oh man.
Samuel Ward
Relieved.
Charles Flores
>Should I kill myself?
no but go only at the essential lessons and get good grades. Rub it in their face in some years.
Kevin Kelly
>get to class room 9:02 am, start 9. >Wrong class room
How did you manage that!?!?!
Benjamin Rivera
Best one yet. Veeky Forums hall of fame pelase
Connor Robinson
>"I wasn't informed anyware"
This!!! Always This!!!
How are all the classmates equipped with pre-notes, and know the rooms etc? Was there a meeting I missed? I feel like such an outsider!!!
Charles Jackson
Had one of those. You should be relieved
Thomas Russell
Hoooly shit man
Zachary Allen
wow just drop out
Charles Brooks
>He fell for the school meme
Wew lad
Adrian Peterson
>got email telling me i have been rejected from med school and to try again next year
could have been better hey
Ethan Anderson
>turkish kek you're fucked gg lmao
is she at least hot
Sebastian Green
>her
Jack Morales
Im never gonna go to another lecture, jsut lkabs, exams and other stuff.
I have no gf, meant go to the gym.
'crying'
Jack Flores
>Not going to lectures
Don't be silly user, go to those lectures and help your grades, lecturers always mention stuff in the class that wont be in the notes
t. user who has made that mistake before
Levi Gutierrez
But its.. so stiff... teacher who cant even speak the language properly. All is in the book.
gonna try go lectures for 3 weeks though.
>I'm pretty shitfaced now
Jacob Richardson
Make a habit out of going to the lectures mate, seriously hearing the same shit twice will help you to memorise it. What are you drinking btw
Ryder Foster
>spend half a year trying to figure out what the fuck do I want to do with my life while being a neet >get into university to study economy which I have zero ambitions towards >feel like hanging myself because I feel like having no purpose >friends calling me autist and pretending I have this huge social anxiety (I dont feel anxious about socializing just a bit of a bother) >should propably try to make friends in uni but it's hard when I'm pretty pissed most of the time
Alexander Butler
>be PHD student >Get up at 6 to workout before teaching undergrad courses >Drive to UMD gym >fucking freshmen everywhere >barely legal girls just standing near weight racks picking up random objects just to see how heavy they are
REEEEEEEE FUCKING FRESHMEN GET OUT OF MY FUCKING GYM
Brandon Edwards
Beers, strong ciders, started about 2 hours ago.
Can I go to the gym like this? (It's mostly lonely)
Julian Kelly
I felt such a menace and shit. It was liek they wanted me to leave kinda. Or i'm delusional
Nolan Adams
>Guinness and kopperberg >irishman detected
Probably not a good idea to go to the gym sauced though lad
Joseph Martin
>MFW swedish musterd race
Henry Wood
further proof
Elijah Walker
shout at him/her "İNGİLİZCE ÖĞREN KİRLİ YABANCI YOKSA SİKTİR GİT!"
he/she will then try to assert dominance, but hold your ground and then he/she will try harder for you because he/she will now respect you
my uncle was a contractor in Turkey and his boss always used to bully him, so one day my uncle beat the shit out of him and then his boss stopped bullying him and gained respect for him
Cooper Butler
nevermind then user :^*
Wyatt Cox
the more I read this the more I catch of your autism dude.
Sebastian Evans
This is golden like the golden one.
The golden Swedish autist.
Thomas Russell
Eppley is hell first two weeks of the semester, I always would just skip lifting and go for a run instead. Not worth having to get in a line for one of 4 squat racks for 30000 students.
Parker Cox
I feel your horror. OP here, gonna be doctorand in 3 years... (P hD for you freedums)
Camden Sanders
Turk here, always show dominance or they will
Oliver Green
Nice trips, and yeah I was able to do plenty of lab work during the summer and my regimen. I'll wait out the shitshow. Also I hate these young girls. Just absolute disgust.
Oliver Wilson
OP here. he stared me in the eyes often at the lecture. Made me uncomfortable
Carter Roberts
Its cause were white males and theirs already too many out there oppressing everyone else.
>tfw 99 percentile mcat and 3year internship didnt even help
Josiah Perry
you only have one class?
Caleb Ramirez
eh yeah? 9-12. Any more would be crazy
Camden Perez
>master's student >teach intro to bio >all these qt freshman girls
wwwhhyyyyyyyy
Anthony Phillips
Listen to Emergency & I - The Dismemberment Plan
Cooper Nguyen
>have good entrance exam score >have very good GPA >have amazing references and experience >nope
I know people who got offers with lower scores, lower GPAs and the same experience as mine except they did some charity work on the side. who the fuck cares about charity work? that doesn't mean a fucking thing in terms of how competent a doctor someone will be. I'm over this shit already and I'm not even in medicine yet. I'll just redo the exam, smash it and tell the schools which rejected me because lol no charity to eat my dick. good luck to you m8 in this retarded slipstream of shit.
Adrian Gomez
Med school is a meme, take it from a second year who's getting anally ravaged everyday
Camden Butler
I have to deload because my lifts have stalled. Largely in part due to poor form. Feels bad man. Started a fucking fitness tumblr to start keeping better track of what I eat. In my head I have this vision where I keep updating it for a month or so then share it with Veeky Forums so they can ridicule my horrible numbers and body but eventually a few offer me support and that makes it worth it. I know it's just a fantasy. Veeky Forums would just rip on me till I kill myself.
Brandon Mitchell
Don't worry, the girls will give up, ride the cock carousel around their dorm and get thicc from Diner quesadillas.
Anthony Miller
I want to experience the meme for myself though
Josiah Collins
Because God hates you. You'll come to hate them as the semester goes on (like I do), or have sex with them like an immoral fuck.
Ahh, their limited prime window! I do always laugh at seeing the younger ones deteriorate.
Kayden Baker
Slow chill day >Woke up at 8 >Decide to eat breakfast while I say good morning to the peeps on discord >10 am get in Killing Floor 2 >Realize I didn't actually eat breakfast so I have a salad for lunch with a banana >Piano practice for an hour >2pm more Killing Floor >3pm appointment with PT >Come home at 4, talk a drunk autismo out of suicide (maybe for attention but no one should joke about that shit) >More Killing Floor till 6 then I eat dinner >Browse Veeky Forums till 8 >8 - 9 was more Killing Floor >9 pm I do the change over for night shift >Start cooking meals for the next few days >Try to make some music afterwards till midnight >Now 1 am and I can't sleep >Cardio, skateboarding and some music stuff with friends tomorrow I live a pretty good life
Chase Campbell
Take a chill pill bro, everyone has shitty days, have a drink for me though
Leo Ross
>get up at 8:30 >drink whole milk with a teaspoon of coffee and 2 teaspoons of sugar >smoke 3 cigs while browsing fit >10am >get dressed and head over to local slot machine place >order a coffe with milk >go to bathroom and snort 10mg oxycodone >proceed to lose about 100€ on slot machines >get phonecall from sister >she bought me a plane ticket for 9pm (from Spain to Hungary) >turns out she is about to buy some land and she wants me there for whatever reason >go print out the flight confirmation >get home and pack my bag >snort 10 more mg of oxy >currently browsing fit and waiting to leave for the airport