>start as a skinnyfag >lift hard and eat clean for 4 years >stay natty >develop bratt pitt fight club physique >have long hair >hang out at a goth club >meet a goth chick >we make out >after a while she tells me you are very feminine, I would love to fuck you with a strapon
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE
I WASTED ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE GOD DAMN GYM SO A FUCKING BITCH CAN TELL ME IM FEMININE AND WANTS TO FUCK ME?
FUCK NATTY LIFTING MEME
Jose White
post pics
Hunter Davis
You a jersey fag m80? The bitches in the goth clubs here are bat shit. Once one of them slid her finger down my ass crack, then sucked on it saying she was trying to consume my essence . Just went with it because tren.
Nolan Sanchez
No, im in Europe, but seems like goth bitches are bat crazy worldwide
Aaron Lee
Fucking made my day m8
James Phillips
Nice greentext. Too bad it never happened.
Jordan Allen
This was a screencap. Nice try faggot.
Anthony Sullivan
Man, I can swear on my life it happened. That bitch used to text me for months after that incident, telling me that she loved me and she wants to be with me eternally, and that she draws pictures of us together etc.
I'm talking about crazy shit, at one point I was actually afraid for my life.
I have posted that greentext once again when it happened, about 6 moths ago. Maybe someone screencapped it
Jack Nelson
Made it
Dylan Ortiz
>sticking your dick in crazy
Chase Garcia
every straight man needs to be pegged at least once
Blake King
>not wanting to feel that big black plastic cock in your ass
get out faggot
Zachary Nguyen
Luckily, I never fucked her. We just kissed in the club, and I touched her boobs. She got mad when I touched her boobs, and said its sexist.
Nicholas Lewis
>be in a bdsm relationship for two years >she leaves me >get fit out of depression >start vanila-screweing tinder bitches right and left for months >get into a relationship, have vanilla sex, sexy talking about it >"If you say that again I'll bite you" >"No, you won't or else I'd have to spank your ass" >"WHAT!!!! YOU PUT A HAND ON ME AND I'M FUCKING CALLING THE COPS"
Juan James
>not sticking your dick in crazy
you're missing the best sex. Just don't give any personal detail
Nathaniel Campbell
gagged reading this
how the fuck can people find feces sexually arousing?
shouldn't there be some hard coded evolutionary safeguard to keep people from messing around with poo?
Jack Hall
kek was she being serious?
Leo Clark
>tfw gf likes slaps in the ass >i've slapped her face a lot and even spit on her a few times(I dont really enjoy spitting that much but when youre super horny you do things like that) >I've left her ass completely purple >I grab her hair and push her around as if she were my sex toy >I've kept fucking her when she was in pain while my dick perforated her internal organs >at the end of the day loves me like everything
glad I didn't find one of those crazy bitches or feminists but still, sometimes I just want to make sweet love and she wants to be treated like a fuck doll and starts to bait me like "are you weak user?" and then obviously I have to go from sweet love to pounding like a pneumatic hammer or whatever those huge tools constructors use to make holes in the ground
Landon White
>Skinnyfat >Girl calls me lanky >Start lifting >Different girl says I look like a yoga instructor
Welp I got upgraded from shit to yoga fag atleast.
Nathan Lewis
crazy bitch.
Elijah Sanchez
topfuckingkeks mate
I just blasted out laughing
Matthew Wilson
maybe the girl is just peculiar didn't you think about that? besides being goth doesn't have the potential to be very masculine. don't be so insecure.
Angel Miller
>while my dick perforated her internal organs
sure thing m8
Zachary Clark
>I eat so much why am I not getting big Count your calories you faggot
Caleb Williams
absolutely. I asked if she had some bad experiences that I "triggered" with my comments, but not, she's just stupid
My ex gf, man, she was petite, brunette, nine years younger than me, and I did everything to her while she asked for more
Adam Ortiz
>long hair >goth Still not asking for it
Christian Rogers
it's an exaggeration obviously, but those positions where you can go really deep(like holding her legs on my shoulder) it's impossible due to hurting her
how do you convince her to anal though? I've done 3 times in almost 4 years of a relationship She cums in less than a minute from it and then I cant fuck her more because it starts to hurt her she also says she feels like farting all the time so no anal for me, sad since it's the only way I can fuck without a condom(she doesnt take the pill nor wants to)
Julian Nelson
that's my fetish
Xavier Gomez
Reminds me of that comedy bit
>Dude is at the club and a chick hits on him >She's hot but he's just not into it say he lets her know that he's not interested >"What's the matter, user? Are you gay or something? >"Gay? I got fucked by a dude and HATED it! Of course I'm not gay!"
John Wood
Cut your hair Surinam
Connor Ortiz
>like holding her legs on my shoulder
Fuck, I love that position. It hits them right on the G too.
Justin Perez
>how do you convince her to anal though? I didn't, she asked me for it. I trained her with patience, lube and dildos, teach her to mastrbate all the time, and in a couple weeks I was wrecking her ass daily.
I really fucking miss her.
Isaiah Robinson
>She cums in less than a minute from it and then I cant fuck her more because it starts to hurt her Do you also believe in santa claus?
Chase Brooks
kekkers
John Bailey
kek, it's true though from vaginal intercourse she has to use her cunt muscles(no idea how they're called) to cum while I go slowly but deep inside
from anal I dunno, guess it's the mental aspect of it for me it's mostly mental and visual since feelings wise, it's so tight that I can barely feel anything and it's hard to cum
Camden Evans
since you are such a guru, please explain to me how to go from the first guy to the second guy in this video related
x hamster (dot) c0m (slash) movies (slash) 5802440 (slash) boyfriend_vs_black_bull.html
fwiw I have an 8x6, I can last for about 20 minutes, and I'm really fit. I seriously feel like it isn't the performance, but more that the sex has become routine (going on 3 years) and it used to be different. Is the second guy really that much better, or is it just because of the taboo/new experience for the girl?
srs question, and no im not a cuck
Dylan White
>from anal I dunno, guess it's the mental aspect of it This is hilarious please never stop being you.
Adam Bell
DELET this if rule violation for NSFW or whatever but if anyone is dumb enough to go to that link from work they deserve to be fired
Bentley Young
A guru? what
I'm not even watching that cuckoldry garbage m8 I'm 7 inches and ive yet to measure thickness but it's more than 56mm since I use condoms with 56mm circumference or whatever it is and theyre reaaaally tight For the sex to not become a routine or boring you just have to fuck in different places and also try new positions, the mental aspect is reall underrated you have to surprise her, or even just tease her the whole day that when you come home she'll be begging for it
>all girls are the same >they all cum the same way
Mason Jenkins
>you have to surprise her, or even just tease her the whole day that when you come home she'll be begging for it actually i've noticed that these do work
as for the video w/e I coulda linked two separate videos that one just encompasses what I'm trying to ask in one small ~5minute window
I've also jerked off to it, though, which led me to ask the question
Austin Hall
there is. it is called disgust. Most people find this disgusting.