We're All Gonna Make It

Ignore the normies pham. If you want normie approval, just up your bicep volume. They'll say you've gotten huge and shit like that even though the only real change was in your biceps.

Fucking this

They've noticed, it's only until there's substantial improvement that people will compliment, some even then are too shy to say it.

Also depending on how often you see these people will determine if they'll even compliment you.

Serratu krunch McMichael held

>son your arms got fatter
>your legs too

MUUUUUUUM THEY'RE MUSSELS

>Visit my hometown on holiday for the first time in a year
>organise to go to a pub with all my old friends from school
>the last time they saw me I was pretty small
>walk in
>"Holy jeezus user, you got stacked"
>"Man you're built as fuck now"
>One friend comes in late and shakes me by the shoulders, "Got a case of Boulder shoulder, user"
>Feels good to be getting some recognition for my hard work even if I am DYEL by Veeky Forums standards

Dont give up

>tfw a girl touches accidently your arm
Feel dem biceps, salope

god speed brother. ill see you on the other side

Give up and get back up like a man ifiot. Youll realize it wasnt worth it if you truly desire A E S T H E T I C S

>Start going to the gym regularly and often
>squats erryday
>mother says I've gotten fat because I can't fit my legs into my old suit

fffffffff

Just to check:

You got in his car?

>fucking gf
>sick in her down real good, can feel the wet spot under her
>go from doggy back to missionary
>wrap arms around her and hold her off the bed a few inches while fucking
>she grabs my arms and says "holy shit user you're so strong"
>fuck her harder
>cum and then cuddle for an hour before nodding off
>break up with her a couple months later because she was a manipulative cunt

Feels pretty good mang

*dicking her down
Fuck

>decide to start lifting
>go to gym today
>everybody looks angry
>eye contact with one guy
>say hi
>ignored me
>walk over to the treadmill and just run for an hour

Kill me

>go to family reunion
>been a year since I saw most of them
>everyone comments on how big I've gotten
>my pharmacist uncle legitimately asks if I'm on roids
Felt good.

>say hi

why

Oh wow you bench 200 and not even 2pl8 yet, YOU'RE ON STEROIDS user YOU SICK FUCK REEE

It wasn't even a verbal "hi" just a nod. It's called being friendly. People do it to me where i live and i don't even know them. I Thought it was pretty fucking basic, guess i was wrong

No.
But I bet you imagine I did.
Faggot.

I was at 245 at that point in time

>2014 freshmen year in college
>Action figure status manlet 5'3" weighing 195lbs.
>broke up with gf over the summer.
>Mostly ran my fantasy every morning in campus gym center.
>2015
>Still fat but having juicy arms.
>weigh 165 but lifting lmao2pl8
>2016
>broke my fucking collarbone and fucked my ankle by a fuckin drunk driver on January on new years week.
>Took 7 months and 8 screws and an iron plate for recovery.
>weigh 145 pounds but lost alot of strength.
Now I'm just a skinny fat fag. I don't know how to get lift anymore because I'm so weak.

* my fantasy
I meant my fatass .
Damn autocorrect

Stay with it goddamit. You have the height, you can be a monster, start eating like a monster. Stuff your face with protein, you won't have any space left for shitty food.

Well, desu leaning on a wall is a legitimate start for undertrained fucks who cannot do a single pushup.

>be at a party, ex-gf there too
>we're talking about cannibalism
>"what part of a human would you eat? thighs are probably the easiest to prepare."
>"well user, if i had to eat you i'd start with those biceps."

i started lifting basically because that bitch got fucking bored with me, ohhh it was all worthwhile

>Earlier this year, crippling depression, down to 60kg at 175cm, people at work mentioning all the time I look sickly as fuck
>Attempt to an hero, 3 months in hospital
>Get out, start lifting and eating because why not
>Up to 88kg, 2 pl8 squat, 3pl8 deadlift, 80kg bench
>People at work start saying I look big under my uniform
>See me outside of work in shorts, one won't shut up about my legs (t-thanks rip)
>When I look in the mirror all I see is small and weak which fuels my self hatred

Is this making it?

Depression gains are the best

fake it until you make it
depression will go away
maybe get a gf or bf?

>First Statement From Depression Patient "I am growing stronger." - Veeky Forums News

>tfw mom says I'm getting fat
>tfw stopped working out months ago
>tfw stopped because partially torn bicep
>tfw mom knows about it but says I'm fat anyways

What a cunt. These normal fags just do not understand how fucked having a permanently injured bicep is.

Are you able to love only one person in your whole life? Or is it able to love two people at the same time

>Or is it able to love two people
u wot m8

>New Asian coworker, he's a little awkward and bad at English, but he's nice.
> Comes up and grabs my bicep
>No homo
>"user, you're so big. Very big arms, hour much do you work out?"

Might be from a dude, but the compliment still feels good. Although my autistic self didn't like being touched...

there is finite quantity of trust and faith you are able to place in other people, and once you've used it up, it doesn't come back. so your first true love is almost always your only, and everything afterwards is a pale procession of shadows

Forgive my english user let me write that again. Why isn't it socially innacceptable to love two people at once

You are retarded

Delete this

the illuminati is controlled by women

women want to oppress the alpha male, who is biologically programmed to have multiple women

therefore they institute monogamy

Loving someone is beta.

>visit family home for first time in 6 months or so
>"user have you gotten taller?"

I want to be wider not taller ffs

what a bunch of nonsense, reads like "m-muh first love, i'll always compare and no one after that will be like her"
fuck off, every relationship is different, if you're not willing to commit to something new and decide to compare every time, you're an idiot

user teach me your secrets of height gains

T. 5'11 king of manlets

Im the same height I always was. I just lie to myself that thats my mum's way of telling me I've gotten more muscular. That's what it means... right?

>>go to college's reception w/my usual sleeveless shirt
>>sleeveless shirt

okay

When your waist gets slimmer and your shoulders get wider it gives sort of an illusion of height

t.beta manlet

my waist has gotten bigger though I'm pretty sure

>made progress to eat healthier, so gave up fast food years ago with my mom
>have been drinking nothing but soda and sugary items whole life
>wean self off soda and force my mom to do the same
>tfw want to see her when I'm middle-aged
>decided I wanted to work on my physical level after I have spent years becoming my own true self
>am skinny, scrawny, manlet whole life
>get first job, and not soon after apply for a gym
>haven't seen to much progress until recently, because I've been doing it wrong
>during this time, she has been congratulating me the whole way on changing myself
>wants to do the same
>decides for herself she wants to lose weight, because she is a smaller, fatter me
>has lost nearly 20lbs since starting
>wants to start getting fit herself
>mfw I've led her towards the steps to valhalla

>wearing sleeveless shirts

i wish i could do this for my mom

Go to physical therapy. I fucked my back up real good earlier this year and had to build up to strength training. PT clinic was the best thing that could have happened.

Definitely a geed/freshman

Do cardio.
Do squats.
Eat less.
Push yourself to not be a fatass instead of making excuses user.

fpbp, etc.

>large fatass
>started lifting 3 months ago, recently got off of SL and started a split with a friend from college
>getting better at lifts, finally break my plateau on OHP and bench, fixed my forms, almost at 5x5 2pl8 deadlift
>cutting at 1500 calories, losing weight like crazy
>don't see any differences, but entire family, even people who haven't seen me in months, say I'm getting skinnier and look better

I don't know if they are just saying things to make me feel better, but even losing 30 pounds this past month and a half hasn't put a dent in my perception of my body.

Lifting for 4 months. Caught a noice gym bunny miring while I was doing cable hammer curls last week.

Saw an old friend I haven't seen in over a year, when I was a skelly dyel. He told me I looked like I was wearing a meat shirt.

Same as OP I've still got a long way to go. But I swear, we're all gonna make it bros.

I'm 90% sure everyone in his story was being sarcastic. Specially the teacher.

>getting mired at the gym is now a common occurrence
>"wow you're really strong, any advice"
>the girl at GS25 round the corner bites her lip when I come in.
>get felt up by drunk girls when I talk to them
>tfw making it
Considering changing my name to Chad, what do you think Veeky Forums

Should have said you'd eat her heart if it was a hot summer day then ran off crying tbqh

When i was dyel i got told often i dont look 6ft. I laid down next to a girl and she said "i didnt realize you were so much taller than me". Some friends were comparing height and they put me up against a dude 2-3 inches shorter than me. Now that im slightly less dyel (170lbs) girls comment on my height more

Most people just view it in terms of bigger and smaller, a 6'3" skelly is going to look smaller than a 5'10" bear mode

>5'3"
how have you not killed yourself yet?

I recommend your willpower, user

stop projecting, you self centred fuccboi

Body dysmorphia the post

>>mfw I'm in the car

how can your teacher see your body if you are in the car?

>squat going up
>bench going up
>deadlift going up

Bonjour

>lifting for 8 months
>people notice progress
>not a dyel anymore

You definitely still are a dyel. A buddy of mine thinks just like you do. Hes skinny as fawrk and started working out. In less than a year he has the v and abs but can barely bench 185. You may look strong to normies but you're not out of the dyel zone yet.

>watch me humble brag

>6'
>Always thought I was fat
>Eventually balloon up to nearly 300 lbs
>See photos of me from highschool
>Realize I really let myself go
>Start exercising a few times a week
>Cut out soda/beer/other sugary bullshit
>Down from 275 to 235
>Substantial enough for people to notice as I approach dad bod from lard bomb
>Still no where near my goal but making progress I'm told
>Mfw I still can't see what they see
>Mfw when I wonder if I wonder if I'll ever realize when I finally stop being a fat shit

>been lifting and cutting for nearly 3 months
>lost 9kg, getting stronger
>people are commening that I look healthier.
One smug day the comments will instead be "so you've been going to the gym?" And I will look upon them and answer
>Do You Even Lift?

Beautiful

>3rd day in gym, everything hurts, trying to hang in there
>kinda boring lifting do boredposting on Veeky Forums while on the treadmill
>tfw you need add mess to work out

Add meds, shit

TRUU!

Yeah you don't have what it takes, leave lifting to the motivated kid

Dunno senpai, my stomach is rather large, so it doesn't ever feel like it's going away.

>I've been lifting for almost two years now
>Followed the standard routine and diet advice
>Still intermediate lifter
>Still small as fuck
I... I don't think I'll make it brahs
go on without me, I'll hold them back, give you a chance

wait so you grabbed her while in missionary, you on top and you held her up from the bed??

did you support yourself on one arm and the other one pulled her up or something, i have a hard time picturing this

>unplanned pregnancy discovered in 2015
>real depressed before had gained weight
> was a 5'4", 242 lb hamplanet
>genuinely shocked I was pregnant.
>5 months into pregnancy, end up needing 2 surgeries for my crohn's disease
>couldn't eat because of the problem the surgeries fixed
>Like literally couldn't eat, because literally couldn't pass any bowel, so all food was thrown up no matter what I ate
>Dropped to 217 lbs by time of surgery.
>Somehow baby survives all this with no adverse affects
>My OB said he'd only had one other woman with the same problem as I had and they had lost the baby
>manage to gain weight and bring baby to full term
>baby born this november, she's perfectly healthy (6 lb, 9 oz)
>day after she's born I weight 230 lbs.
> start to lose weight, get down to 215 lbs
>Get in a car accident in March and fuck up my neck, hand, and get a huge concussion
>car literally hydroplaned into a guard rail
>as I was getting out, I watch another car hit the same turn, completely hydroplane and hit the guardrail about 10 feet from me
>after that, get into a real depression
>get up to 226 lbs.
>Gain/lose nothing until July
>decide I want to lose at least 30 lbs by my baby's first birthday
>Down 24 lbs, still depressed
>I can't even see a difference though
>Doesn't matter
>Once I hit 30 lbs, I'm going after 40
>Once I hit 40 lbs, I'm going after 50
>Mother already thinks I've "made it"
>Go home to take care of my mother for a while
>She shattered her ankle stumbling home from a bar
>Literally bed bound/wheelchair bound/has to use a walker
>she tells me I look great at first
>But as she sees what I eat (because she basically has to eat what I eat, I'm taking care of her all by myself, my baby all by myself and her house, and her animals etc)
>she starts complaining about my food
>its' "boring"
>She doesn't want me to get "too skinny"
>Or set an eating disorder example for my daughter
>Tell her in kindest way to fuck off

Am I gonna make it?

You're gonna make it dammit, don't let the bastards grind you down!

stop being a sad cunt
you're gonna make it just like the rest of us

Im not gonna make it
No matter how big i get, how smart i get or how successful i am i can´t get what i want in life.
Very fucking sad to think my life time happiness peaked at fucking 18 and it´s been a constant downhill ride from there.

Ive lost my motivation to work, study and work out simply because it changes nothing. Life simply refuses to get better and the only thing that changes is i get more tired of this bullshit

>Fat as fuck since childhood
>Like crazy fat, 325lbs at 5'8 was my worst at 19
>Elementary school gym teacher was bro tier as fuck
>Always tried to get kids in shape, clearly cared about our physical condition
>Gave me free access to his summer camp to help me lose weight
>Never stuck, just kept getting fatter
>Get sick of being a fatty, drop shit ton of weight start lifting
>Haven't seen gym teacher in almost a decade
>He comes into my work
>looks at me for a minute, takes him a while to recognize me
>Smiles
>"Look at you man."
>High fives me
>Realize I grew a little taller than him too

Th-thanks coach.

...

Thank you user.
You know, the funny thing is, my daughter is my biggest inspiration. I want to be a good example for her, I want to be a mom she can respect and love, I want to live a long life with her and my husband. I don't want to die young from heart disease or diabetes.

I mean, being pregnant really, really changed everything in my life. For the better I truly believe.

I know you guys make fun of guys with fat girls, but I am so lucky that my husband supports me. He helps me cook healthy. He eats what I eat when he's around me. He keeps any snacks out of the house and at his work. He's unintentionally lose 38 lbs himself (6'4", 270 to 6'4" 232) just from supporting me.

I want to be healthy so bad. When I went form BMI Obesity II to BMI Obesity I it was genuinely a proud moment for me.

I've been using a food scale and myfitnesspal to eat at a deficit. It's the most tedious thing ever but it really click when things are layed out number wise.

Oh and these fph threads, holy shit do those motivate me not to give in when I have cravings. Those threads are godsends.

Anyway, sorry for the blog post. First time ever really posting about any of this even anonymously on a tibetan sandpainting caucus.

Keep up the good work guys. We're all gonna make it.

Seems like a good guy.

This was me at the end of 2014

>Did a hard bulk that year. Weight and strength went up. Went from like 65 to 85kg in a year I think.
>Mires everywhere, people telling me I got big, felt like a fucking God.
>One time at the end of the year, friend pulls me over
>"user, as a friend I really care about you so i'm being completely honest with you. You got fat"
>Reality check hit me hard. Realised I was nearing 20% bf so I cut for 2-3 months and people complimenting me saying I look more shredded.

Real friends man, what can you do with out em. Also, people saying "you got big" isn't always a good thing, remember that lads.

its when you scare people and they cant form proper sentences then you know you've truely made it

you seem like an asshole, user

you seem like a judgemental prick
would not hang with