12 days into nofap

who tf is ashamed of masturbating

>23 years of no sex
>literally trying to have sex with anything

>I ate 6000kcal daily for 13 years. Losing weight is physically impossible for me.

i did accidental no fap by getting a gf. I used to fap 3-4 times a week, now i have sex 3-4 times a week.

Where are my benefits? or is actually nocum?

>Pro-tip: it's helpful to stop masturbating to porn, not to stop masturbating

its the same shit. the point is youre giving yourself quick n easy dopamine.

You don't get benefits, recent science indicates vaginas excrete pheromones that literally make you clingy and lower your test, meanwhile whenever she ovulates she seeks less clingy and more masculine men over your recently-beta ass.

You're losing your gains and being cucked. You're better off going homo.

People who are addicted. I'm ashamed that I wank so much I can't get it up with a girl irl.

>Pushing 40

> Full head of hair, no grey
> Libido
> Wife, kids, business
> Daily fap since forever, on top of daily sex

Sure thing. Live repressed like a puritan. Stressed out people seem to age wonderfully.

Me tbqh I started dating my gf who never had sex and didn't know that guys masturbate regularly (or even what "masturbate" meant) until she heard me and a bunch of guys joking around talking about it. Once I explained what it all was she got really sad thinking that she wasn't good enough for me blah blah but made me feel really bad so I told her I'd stop until she's ready to have sex. Probably won't happen until marriage (Catholic girl :/)

>recent science indicates vaginas excrete pheromones that literally make you clingy and lower your test,
[citation needed]
theres also studies saying having sex regularly inceases test and lowers stress and all that

you should date other people

>been on nofap for 6 months
>no desire to fap
>always feel good and have energy
It's godly. You'll make it, brah.

>12 days without ejaculating
enjoy low test levels my man

I personally feel like nofap is retarded but not ejaculating for periods of time has real and tangible benefits. You should try going for 7 days minimum (no ejaculating until 8th day) but no longer than 3 months to keep your pipes clean. I definitely have far more mental energy and better feels from intermittent fap fasting of periods of 7 days - 3 months. I mean regardless of what the science says it's basic logic that your body will have more energy if you're forcing it to make new sperm everyday.

This.

I'm 30 and I fap twice a day. I can't even imagine those fucks here who say they only fap 2-3 times a week. If I had that low of a libido I guess I can also go for nofap, shouldn't be that hard.

Do you use porn?

>nofap
>missing out on dem precious forearm gainz
>its like you dont wanna make it

Also, protip.

If you marry a woman who can fall asleep •without• an orgasm, you're going to have a bad time.

Like, stereotypical comedian bit-material bad time.

Use that energy to find grill

What about vector graphics?

I really love how retardedly confident I become whenever I am on a 5-days-streak. I really just don't give a single fuck what anyone thinks of me and women can tell that there is something about me but they can never never tell what exactly. It drives them mad lol. That alone should be motivation enough to keep going

I'm and yes, 9 times out of 10 it's porn.

MAXIMUS KEKS

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, pathetic little fapper? I'll have you know that I have contributed with the majority of all nofap threads and I have over 300 confirmed days of not fapping. I am disciplined in not touching myself or looking at porn. You are nothing but another disgusting fapper who I am about to destroy with my pseudoscience sources. As we are speaking right now I am contacting my network of fellow nofappers and we are about to break our records of not fapping in order to build up and unleash our semen tsunami on you. If you had only known what a sticky mess your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ejaculate all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>rasterized
that's still pixels you dipshit

Females love smelling that anxious despiration on a guy instead of a cool, relaxed, aloof chatup.

The more jittery and desperate for orgasm, the better.

These two right here got it. It's a placebo of sorts, but it helps me sort out my life and feel control over it. Still I think the porn's the worst of it, I had a relapse a while ago and rewatching vanilla shit was the most exciting thing in the world again, I guess we're just jaded, even if we don't fully realize it.

look guys i'm giving up fapping because i'm way too young to be the impotent PE loser who only uses masturbation as a means of beating myself up and as some form of excuse to stay my shitty self. I'm happy for you guys that have never experienced problems like these, one day I hope I can fap like a regular dude again but for me fapping is just a small aspect of a larger psychological problem that needs treated ASAP

How fucked up is the porn? Can you still cum to vanilla shit?

whats PE

I actually took it a step further and did no ejaculate. It's exactly what it sounds, no porn, no gapping, and no sex. It's hard for the first couple months having no release and turning down sex. But after a while I feel sort of detached in a sagely sense. Definitely worth the mental gains

>Females
Are you an alien inspecting humanity? Talk like you aren't autistic..

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>How fucked up is the porn? Can you still cum to vanilla shit?
Yep, it's pretty much normal porn. The most "degenerate" thing I fap to is rimming (girl on boy).

I'm 50 and I fap 5 times a day, and wake up with full on morning wood that lasts 30 minutes. I also get laid every day, and I also bench 4 plate and drive a Lamborghini

>I can't take this, please help Veeky Forums
then stop you autistic piece of shitposter

>haha I'll make fun of older guys with libido haha because I'm 20 and can't get it up haha

Fuck off retard

nofap is a meme that will literally give you prostate cancer

if im doing no porn should i stop fapping to facebook pics too

They said no visual stimulation.

no artificial stimulation at all. don't stare at the high test threads, don't go looking for audio porn.

I wish there were more long term studies done on abstinence and testosterone levels. I've seen some people report test gains after several months of nofap. The line of reasoning I've seen parroted is, "guys with ED don't have high test so nofap is a meme". But this is a horridly flawed conclusion. Many men with ED have test production issues. And having ED =/= nofap not all men with ED are incapable of ejaculating with a semi wood.

Year long studies of healthy male humans abstaining is necessary in order to accurately guage test levels and no such studies come even close to existing. So the conclusion that nofap doesn't increase test is premature at best.

>audio porn
b-but why

premature ejac

eh, hell no

Catholic girl blowjobs are amazing m8

>all this
>he thinks nofap is stressful

i wont buy it.

because i know he'll try to do it as a loophole

It's stressful if you've been jacking off daily for decades ever since you hit puberty.

Am I reading this wrong?

>Circulating levels of testosterone in men with normal sexual function (mean 635 ng/dl) were not significantly different from testosterone values in sexually dysfunctional men (mean 629 ng/dl). However, men with primary impotence (N = 13) had significantly higher testosterone levels than men with secondary impotence (N = 180), with mean levels of 710 and 574 ng/dl, respectively (p < 0.001).

The important bits here are the test levels of healthy men, men with primary and secondary impotence

>primary impotence 710
>secondary impotence 574
>healthy men 635

This would seem to indicate that men who can't ejaculate have significantly higher test levels than the others, no?

link.springer.com/article/10.1007/BF02115938

>2016
>being a cookie cutter porn addict

>mfw

Wow you got your life figured out. I'm so impressed.

fappers BTFO

Lenny is probably more addicted to porn than at least 95% of Veeky Forums. Hes gone past the "fetishising homo sex of your own gender" stage which is already deep into the abyss and is in the "constantly seeking irl dick to suck" stage.

he's a reformed porn addict but said that the whole liking trannies thing came out of his porn addiction and stayed with him even after quitting porn

How do I stop masturbating when cumming feels so good?

You're supposed to either have sex or milk your prostate at least once a week while on nofap.

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Why isn't this study cited more or refutes anywhere? It's the only long term study on t levels and ejaculating and it proves nofap increases test.

what about smut

>vib ribbon
great game but damn this made me laff

It does not say your test increase when you don't ejaculate. This is not what the study was about and it has not been proven.

I have to stop fapping because I'm tired of finding myself in a drunken binge session where I'm falling in love with japanese porn stars

and fapping seems way easier to remedy than drinking

both men and women have testosterone and estrogen
of course women have more estro and less test where as men have more test than estro but long story short if you dont have enough estrogen than your dick doesnt work, its not uncommon when you're roiding that you throw off your hormones or the extra test "overpowers" your estrogen

Noporn is literally the best troll this site ever produced. Bunch of retards staying plebtier and not masturbating to porn and torturing themselves because they think this will somehow solve anything. Hilarious shit.

Pro-tip: it's helpful to stop masturbating, not to stop masturbating to porn

Is it okay if you fap to porn 2-3 times a week. It seems nofap benefits those that are addicted to porn, but are there any benefits for non addicts?

>are there any benefits for non addicts?
No

What about increasing test and confidence? Or is that a placebo.

it says men with primary impotence have higher test. these men can't ejaculate by nature and they have higher test.

do you feel any negatives from it?

>test

no

>confidence

maybe

Fap to cute 2d traps. Forget about 3dpd.

post pics of your friends

>fantasizing about my friends peeing on me
I love how no one has commented on this yet.

Don't worry, OP, I fantasize about my friends peeing on me too.

>>Literally fantasizing about my friends peeing on me

>tfw no friends fantasizing about me peeing on them

77 replies before anyone commented on

>Literally fantasizing about my friends peeing on me

This is why I love Veeky Forums

>>Literally fantasizing about my friends peeing on me

I've heard of yellow fever but this is ridiculous!

get the hell out of here

I want to wank over some dirty fetish porn but I'm doing NoPorn

I'm not even that horny but I just have an urge to start browsing porn sites

That's called addiction laddo just don't do it

Yeah I know senpai

I need to cut down on Veeky Forums use as well, it's harder than you'd think to stay off the web for a week

You have to go back

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope you die

I dont get it

>PORN
>Being stimulated by an inanimate object, that can neither respond, acknowledge you, understand you, help you, in any MEANINGFUL way
>No opportunity to grow/develop social skills, instead fapping requires seclusion and isolation, rejection of outside world to have an internal moment
>No use of imagination, no growth of mind, constantly imagining and visualising what you've seen instead of creating new things in your mind.

>NO FAP
>Can see things as non-sexual, instead of EVERYTHING SEXUAL
>More energy for other tasks, rather than MAKING TIME TO SIT IN FRONT OF SCREEN FOR 10-20 UNINTERRUPTED MINUTES
>Better self awareness, instead of HUNCHED OVER COMPUTER ON YOUR OWN

OP, it's not about peeing or urination, it's about good feelings being associated with your penis.
Ignore them buddy, onwards to better things

Just the usual quick feeling of shame afterwards, then I'm back to normal. Still, I think I'd like to cut it out from my life (the porn not fapping)

Yes goyim, keep wasting your vital energy and turning yourselves into sterile wage cucks. The feeling of lust and desire should be quenched rather than endured. Keep masturbating to the porn we make for you.