Is this the ideal female body?
Is this the ideal female body?
It's better than mine, I can say that for sure.
>not posting jazzma.
ribcage too small, looks a bit uncanny
I forgot how hot she was in her day.
That is, actually, the ideal male body.
Body sure. Face lmaooooo
Not for me, but I can see how you guys would like it.
she's still got it desu
What the fuck happened to her face? Bitch is straight outta ToonTown.
Also, no.
no, this is the ideal female body
>cankles
pass
I meant ideal body for sex
not that you'd care, being gay
is the the ideal female body?
protip: it is
How do some white women avoid becoming JUSTed?
source
being jacked off by a beautiful womans well defined calfs is the most intense pleasure a man can expierence and i feel bad for you
no, this is the ideal female body
Perfection.
: ) nice
well defined calves is probably one of the most masculine traits on a person I can imagine
just admit it, you want a woman who looks like a man
Kylie was never very pretty in the face so I think she knows how important keeping fit is for her
Plus she's rich and famous
Most rich and famous older white women do fine cause they can afford good dermatologists and personal trainers
ass is too big
[spoiler]i'm not even irish[/spoiler]
Shes a racist blm supporter.
share a pic??
no.
Disgusting nigger
This
I think you mean to say that it's her job to look good, so she is investing alot of time and money on it.
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It's shopped bros. How can you people not tell
honestly, slightly too lean, and legs have no mass. 9.9/10 genes doe
This fucking chick man.
>tfw shes screwing a middle aged white man
Still perfect m8
Looks like my aunt, she couldn't find a boyfriend for ages, after hitting 35 she went to holland and married a Nigerian two years later
>pic of naked butt
>"looks like my aunt"
wut
this is
This is my ideal tbph
the body type, she had pear shape with massive african tier ass like in the picture
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this is the perfect woman
Yes
No, this is the perfect woman.
mein negger
Yes
this is shoop right?
no, she really is missing three fingers
Twig arms are gross
kek
>Man nails
Even my nails aren't that wide. Fucking faggot.
What an incredibly strange thing to nitpick.
Pasty ole skin can see the veins nd shit
Grody as hell
>body
>female
>ideal
pick 2
"No"
i want to make violent, loud and dirty love with her
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MAMA
JUST KILLED A MAN
Imagine being Daniel Craig in this movie and having to be all like "damn, Monica Bellucci, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and repulsive leathery mug. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be James Bond and not only pretend you're interested in seducing this octogenary wrinkly mess of a woman, the favorable lighting barely concealing her crows feet and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she mumbles some stupid shit in that half-assed english she picked up in some rural village in Belgium or whatever. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MONICA BELLUCCI LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her ancient fucking mummy hands trying to caress your british spy silky hair. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later Rachel Weisz. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her barren womb as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statoosq" (she meant "statuesque" but she's a stupid fucking foreigner from god know's what fucking italian hoodlum)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers and expensive facial creams in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking James Bond. You're not going to lose your license to kill. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>Nice tits
>God tier ass
>All this while having a low bf %
Lootz hit the freaking genetic lottery man.
>ywn suckle on mummy Bellucci's perfect Italian tits in front of the open fire, after a beautiful home cooked lasagna, with a half drunk bottle of primitivo on the side table, as the cool florentian evening breeze blows through the open balcony window onto your sweaty engorged dick, as she whispers filthy sweet nothings into your ear in the duskiest sultriest Italian you can imagine, before she moves her bursting red lips over the head of your cock and sucks your soul right out the tip of your knob...
May as well just fucking end it.
>that sex scene in Shoot 'Em Up
this 2bh
Kek. I enjoyed this.
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wew lad
It's shopped to give shit results? hahahahha oh man
Guys need to learn what a real GOAT PAWG ass is. It's not about being big wide and flat, but big tight and curvy at the same time.
it's about being big and round
It's all about how bubbly it is and most importantly the gluteal sulcus when standing straight
What about her face tho?
O LORD MOAR
Pretty sure the tits are fake
yes
boobs or bust
booblets can compete
fuck that looks completly out of proportion
DDs or she aint getting the D
is this more to your liking famalam
>when booblets want to "cut"
>implying they dont need to bulk their boobs
Holy shit. She's a living short stack.
>ywn never sneak up behind her and effortlessly pick her up and throw her over your shoulder as she giggles, kicks, and playfully whines "Noooooo~"
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>those three on the right
Why are boobs that small even allowed?
No
This is
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literally zero muscle. not that impressive, anyone can just eat little and be thin
Her job technically is to sing
But if her nails are too long, she will hurt you when she fingers your prostate
This is.
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I love looking at pictures of women like this
but when it comes to sex I can't get it up with skinny women because my penis thinks it's a male body
>that fatty on the left
I thought she was kinda fuggers in this movie
Are you serious? They don't have any control over how big there boobs are
Boobs is bust tho
But they wont have her hips, tits or ass retard
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IS THERE POTENTIAL TO BRING SUCH A WOMAN TO SEXUAL CLIMAX IN THE ABSENCE OF A PENIS WITH DIMENSIONS CORRESPONDING TO 20.32 CENTIMETERS IN LENGTH AND 15.24 CENTIMETERS IN CIRCUMFERENCE MY BROTHERS?
Oh jesus I can never go to japan
I'll go to jail for rape I just know it.
They'll find me in a room of passed out 20/10 gym bunnies, school girls, and MILFs, still savagely pounding the vice grip tight pussy of a Japanese office lady who gave me directions to my hotel room and decided to come along for coffee.
They'll have to bring in 12 fully armed cops and stun me multiple times to stop me from rawdogging the unconscious blissed out woman.