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Post any stupid shit you have witnessed

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I can't even watch this.

This happened a few years back.
>chest day, time for flyes
>bench is a few metres from the mirror
>10/10 girl comes over and starts doing girlie shit in front of me
>datass.jpg
>some skinny young fool sees this and decides to try and impress
>greets her as he passes, she ignores him
>looks at what I'm doing, right, flyes it is
>trouble is I'm using 34kg dumbells
>he grabs the 15s and gets busy
>struggles to crank out four reps and quits
>10/10 laughs
>foolish boy is humiliated, leaves the gym

That was a good day.

>Be me
> 12/12 qt gymbae walks into gym
>everyone looks
>I glance
>Get back to chest workout
>gymbae comes close to me
>I am chosen by gymbae
>user can u spot me when your done
>Sure gymbae
> jelly gymrats see me
>get jellier
>Ill help u gymbae.dis guy weak
>Gymbae looks over
>says "did I ask you"
>gymrat says.but he cant help u he weak"
>gymbae says" doesn't look like hes weak"
>gymrat looks confused
>Gymbae counter attacks confusion with "now gtfo of my face, me and user have to work out and then catch some dinner"
>mfw I almost dropped a 45 on my head from happiness
>gymbae says he was planning on asking me out the other day but I looked busy
>mfw natural pre workout flowed through my body

>using the treadmill one day
>8/10 regular comes in, hops on the one next to me
>some retard had been trying his luck with her for some time with no success
>sees her running, gets on the one next her
>slaps his hands together and rubs them briskly
>going to show us all how it's done
>we're going at about 12km/h
>retard selects maximum speed at hits start
>hits emergency stop one minute later
>staggers away gasping for air, nearly collapses
>8/10 grinning, so am I

ya'll niggers probably gonna call me an autist, but I had fun so here we go anyways

> after summer vacation
> lots of new people at the gym
> one tall and one small blonde work out together
> they keep glancing at me
> go do some pull downs and other pull shit
> they're kind of following me around
> go back to DL area
> they go opposite direction
> tall qt blonde smiles and me and says hello as we pass
> give her the death stare and walk straight past
> notheretotalktowymenz.zip
> load up my 3pl8 DL
> they take a bench next to me
> last rep, slam BB as hard as I can
> bench is shaking, small qt almost falls off
> they evacuate the area looking abit scared
> smile on the inside

this never happened.

>"he"
unexpected kek

I saw a guy walk into the glass door in the front of them gym then just really mad and started hitting it. After he stopped, he walked back to his car and left