How to get laid online?

Yeah its me. I have no idea why they exploded; obviously just very insecure about their weight. But its hilarious

>your just jealous of my perfectly sculpted serratus

I audibly kekked

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Lookin joocy brah

Natty?

>Thai roid problem

The image I used was not me, but I was the one who did the trolling.
I got the pic from someone on fit years ago. I believe he was not natty

This is the most autistic cringey bullshit currently on Veeky Forums

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>mfw if your pic wasn't of someone that had more-or-less made it, you'd get told to fuck off for using such fedoralord-tier language.
>mfw she seems like a solid 8/10 and fell for that load of shit because you have a Chad photo
>mfw I have no face, but all the jelly

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>I believe he was not natty

wanna know how I can tell you are a DYEL ?

Sure go ahead my clairvoyant.

you think this guy in your picture could possibly be natty

You're fucking retarded or a troll.
I could look like that with the correct lighting and camera angles and I've only been lifting properly for a year.

lmao

post pic

oh shit

Dont have decent lighting still better than you

B A L D
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you should start lifting bro

no lighting will make your chest look like the one posted above

Gained 12kg in the first year of lifting. Been maintaining since then, and have only gained an extra 2kg

OP here. I'm not the bald guy lol. I'm

U should learn the games of lighting to get laid on tinder m8

No im the bald guy inside of you
Embrace yourself dont deny me

Got any funny ones left op?

Nice cock sucking lips
Also try pulling your pants Even higher mr. Auschwitz

You look like that dude from the american history X movie, in a bad way

The guy from the fake okcupid profile is big and shredded. You guys are neither.

I got some but they aint that funny

jesus fucking christ your head is big compared to your body

That's an underwear and I'll take cocksucking lips as a compliment no homo

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you look decent for a year but let's be honest here even with perfect lighting you are nowhere near the picture used above

good thread

I enjoyed this thread.

Fucking hell this is a huge motivation girls keep talking to u when you're that buff even if u just mush random buttons on keyboard

...but ...but my mum thinks Im the best

Mate this is the only funny one so far

>my perfectly sculpted serratus

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holy mother of insecurity
ask her if she needs a hug and tell her you "won't flex too much ;)"

>training every day

>your workout is my warmup
>crossfitters this delusional

Shit tier trolling for OP

>would you ever have a crush on patrick

Yikes

From the other day. I almost feel bad, but look how she responded.

a classic

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you've got me crackin' m8
hilarioous

Bruh even as a joke that makes me cringe so fucking hard. Why did you message that hamplanet

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Finally I just didn't respond

She messaged me first

awww

Holy shit user. Keep going.

>Aug 2012
4 years too late man.