Go brahs here I am

"Pizza n fuck?"
"Whats wrong you don't like pizza?"

Just say she's pretty

Her interest is just
" looking for people to sing a cheesy duet with"

Are you serious about getting this girl OP? I can help you get her with ease if you aren't baiting here

>Are you serious about getting this girl OP? I can help you get her with ease if you aren't baiting here
Serious dude im fucking super serious
Might have fucked up with this first message

No user your pretty.

Start posting lyrics of a cheesy song. Journey or some shit.

Rolling for this

Yeah ya did

No apostrophe on hella' ?

Game over

Better move onto the next one

"elsie elsie elsie, ye never leern man, ye never leern. Like someone's geeting sceerd cause dey gonna git outtoteled; like whaddaya gonna do whin it hippins elsie? Whaddaya gonna do - it's iniveetible. It's just iniveetible. Like. Y'know. I got ya squat...een the bag."

Dubs and you have to do it

Sorry can't help you now. You're on your own kid but good luck

>hella cute

wewww lad

Re roll

the fuck is this shit. You reak of reddit

>hella

Fucking Americans

Absolutely disgusting

pick one

I'm basically don Casanova a LA MAJESTO

Post multiple convos and let us talk for you

next time, just say 'hey there, cutie :)' or some shit. don't talk like a nigger, it makes you look pathetic. also, keep your first message strictly on one topic. you have two in yours (you greeted and also explicitly complimented her), this makes you look needy and desperate. just say hello, and address her with a complimentary title (this also sets you up for the pull/push flirting method, and from there a date is easy to get if ahe responds well). very small changes, but they make big differences

OK maane now this is motherfucking podracing

ask her why she has hairy arms

Anyone wanna go on tinder social with me?

Get on my level lads

>saw ex on tinder
>I swiped right
>no response

Don't know what I was expecting

...

Nice red lips lets say we make them pale again ;)

Should I be getting decent swipes?
Trying not to tryhard here

>Giving fat chicks attention
NOT going to make it.

your first two pics could be way better
put some effort into it

your top right pic is dope man l00king good.
got that chill handsome nice guy look going

face is def good enough for decent swipes. get at least one good quality pic and make it your default

You have very little social collateral. Put up more pictures of you with other people. Your bio thing isn't very inspiring either, it makes you sound negative.

tl;dr - make yourself seem more social and positive

I don't have any other real good pictures. That's the main problem. There are none with me and my friends barring one from 3 years ago.

Fml

switch 1 and 2

got any brothers/sisters/cousins?

also, semi-ironic 'cute' pics with your grandmother/old female relative (who is not your mother) work well

Can you not

I literally set up my camera and a scene for the sole purpose of getting a new profile pic. Turned out great. Solid amount of praise on social media and upped my tinder matches by like 75%

Don't really care how fucking lame that sounds, it's a lot less weird to me than asking a friend to take a pic of me posing

lol i come back after like 2.5 years and youre still around

How do you have a multiwindow like that clover doesn th show up for me

For samsung

Put 4 as 1, 3 as 2 and 1 as 4 and replace the computer shit with i like to stroke puppies

Can I not what?

Hella is NorCal slang

Shit. I guess there's nothing you can do about that.

Ah well, maybe in the next life :(

it also makes you sound and look stupid

Wut do?

Post her profile let us read her bio

What kind of man do you think she likes?

It's a northern californian thing.
t. southern californian

5.5/10, without make up 3/10

damn that is a keeper if real

She literally says what kind of man she likes

Nicht Kinder machen mit Untermenschen, kumpel

Looks like a massive cumdumpster tbqh

Goblin

Hi sweetie you have great style

"On a boat, got a drink, sunset... what more could you want?"
>she replies
>you then ask another question based off what she just said
>continue back and forth 3 times
>ask for a date, using the words in her first reply as a basis

done

Do.....do you ACTUALLY own fedoras?

#goals

keked very loudly

Mods you're useless as usual

c-can i come too?

Dis gonna be a gud dred.

>tfw in small country tinderino is small
>tfw dont want casual sexorino
>tfw even if I did facebook friendorinos are few
>dont want open tinderino for that
>tfw thinking of suicide makes me smile

k I'll share the last one I got too, what do now brahs? Bio is completely empty

waifu material right there

Ufff

you know, i read something the other day about women who like to wear black singlets
>lol, what was it?
that they're quite susceptible to agreeing to go an a date with me
>lol, is that right?
yeah, but your shirt looks a bit more navy, so i guess you're out of luck (her shirt is obviously black, just use this for humour and for an almost guaranteed response)
>my shirt is black, lol
oh is it? terrific! so how's thursday at 7? (or whatever time)

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just got on tinder for the first time with a good selfie.

Will see how many matches I get. Reminder that facial aesthetics and height are the only things that matter

Ugh, you again.

holy shit kill yourself

>Disgusting earings
DROPPED

god what the fuck

this isn't even ironically autistic, it's like top shelf premium cut autism from a sperg institute deep in the jungles autism

a hole is a hole mang, although I don't think I'll fit my penis through her earings

>As she quickly googles what DG is

That chick is fucking weird. Check out her instagram since I also matched her it's filled with kinky shit and drugs

way ahead of ya senpai

I shouldn't be this aroused

Confirmed no sense of humour

She's too pure for you

Yea drop the trip man every post you've made so far is compete shit and I'm pretty sure you don't lift.

Is tinder even a decent outlet to get laid anymore? So many people say its just bots and I really don't know if its worth sorting social media to make one if its dog shit.

Personally I think the bigger problem is that girls just use it as a form of validation and don't take it as a serious way to get laid.
Of course I'm fucking trash at interacting socially which is another problem.

I still reckon a night out in a bar will get you a bit more luck.

she looks like an annoying cunt but it could be fun to break and dominate her.

>but it could be fun to break and dominate her.

She would be dominating you bud

>She would be dominating you bud
Beta cuck detected.
The moment you break her down and start basically raping her she starts leaking like an oilpipe

You're not losing much tbqh.
Lower half of her face looks like she was baptised with nitric acid

You from Frankfurt? I got a business meeting there tomorrow until Saturday, know a good gym?