"Wow, your arms are so big user! Can I feel them?"

>"Wow, your arms are so big user! Can I feel them?"

>Sure. Whatcha playin' dude? Who's the chick?

>p-please feel my penis

>s-sure mom

>Shut the fuck up bitch. Can't you see I'm playing?

>not having a hot mom who stroked your cock while brushing your hair as you suckled her tit all while telling you how much of a good boy you are

JUST

>"You do all the time without asking, Priscilla, then sometimes you feel like you have to ask before."
>"ahahah user! you're so mean :D"
>"slut :)"
>"pig :) hot pig :)"
>"mom, can I call you a slut too if I oink? :D"

...

>n-no
>its s-sore from yesterday's workout

If a girl touched my arm I have no idea how I would react, better not mess with the unknown yet.

>yfw DS is more interesting than DD's
in 4 years this kid will be posting incest pics on b

>Everyone thinks it's his mom
>I always assumed it was his sister
Really makes you think

Teen pregnancies are on a decline, people are just slow to adapt to the truth.

Interestingly I thought it was his babysitter for some reason

fpbp

>I can tell you've gained some mass. Your neck is a lot bigger.

Best compliment I've ever gotten desu.

Lul

user's babysitter?

Also, I just assumed it was meant to be user's cousin.

Truly Veeky Forums is a den of degenerates.

NO, kid. Keep playing your DS. I'ma titty-fuck your sister.

Dumbass.

flex
make a joke about flexing
watch as the calculating table in her head adds a few points towards the possibility of fucking you
>tfw my older sister touches my bicep and says she wishes her husband had such nice arms

>tfw you tore your arm and will never experience these feels again

...Digging my grave now.

you still have a functioning one don't you?
go Big Boss mode

Only if I can feel your boobs.

then i fuck her tits. God fucking tits wsith my peeeenus weeeenus

At what circumference is your arm considered big? I'm at 15.5 inches and I still think they look pretty small

Depends how tall you are but id say 16 is the starting point

>"Wow, your arms are so big user! Can I feel them?"
>Only if I can feel your boobs.
>"A..user, don't say that stuff in front of my (son|brother)"
>LET ME FUCK YOUR TITS, GOD FUCKING TITS WITH MY PENUS WENUS
>"user, I think you should leave"

>tfw walking along the street in tanktop
>tfw hear somone honking like crazy
>turn around and a girl shouts "damn boy look at those shoulders* as she drives past
Were all gonna make it

How are you digging with only one arm?

Fpbp

Depends on the length of your arm and the size of your joints.15.5" could look pretty damn big if you have small wrists and elbows.

was she black?
That sounds like a black girl thang

>solid

>today is shoulder/back/bicep day
>gonna have a good pump when I go to classes
>I'll still be autistic

This is literally how any fitizen would react.

H-heh, why not.

>oh wow, so hard

wink wink, sly smile

>hehehehe user you're such a tease

who moa????

>hehehehehe you're funneeehh, *playfull hit on shoulder

ENTER BEAST MODE - NO ONE HITS MY SHOULDERS BITCH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kek

*unsheathes katana*

You looking for trouble, eh, tripboy?

*teleports behind you*

Pssh, nothing parsonnel

...

>You'll never have a gf like this

>Yeah, baby girl.
>Wow, your breasts are fucking beautiful, can I feel them?

Slowly

>"Hang on this kid is about to use an Ultra Ball on a Pidgey WHAT ARE YOU DOING give me that fucking DS I'll show you how to be a Pokemon master god damn"

Yes but only with your breasts.
You can't use your hands.

...

aight.

nice double dubs

Wait 'til my mongolian volleyball forum hears about this!

...

>LEAVE MY SEED ALL OVER YOU!

Go on....

>come home for the first time in years and your mother asks your father why he didn't have such biceps in his youth