Autistic fitness things you do

>have to obsessively time when i eat and take a shit before social outings in order to not appear bloated and have relaxed body language in the rare occurrences that i go out in public

Am I the only one?

Weigh all my food to ensure I know exactly what I'm eating, which is apparently "dangerously close to eating disorder territory" according to my roomates

It is though, i'm so ashamed to do it in front of family kek but gotta get those sweet gains

It s not. Doing it too. You get a vast understanding on macros while normies dont even know what they eat

>normies dont even know what they eat
especially tubby normies

>oh wow that's a lot of chinese food
>that must be like 600 calories or something

How is it not an eating disorder to have to use a scale everytime you want to eat or even try to estimate the weigh of the food you just ate if you're at a restaurant, i've been doing it for 9 months now so i know what i'm talking about

I do something similar, I wake up and tell my girlfriend to fuck off so I can go take a shit in peace, then I take a shower so my body and ass is clean.
but I fail to see how this is fitness related?

>dangerously close to eating disorder territory
When someone tells me this, I always say, that's like having a "financial disorder" because you're keeping book about your income and expenses.

Good analogy. I am going to use this.

There are certain foods you know how heavy they are just by portion. A snickers bar is 50g, you know this because it says so. When you go out to restaurants just ask myfitnesspal for suggestions of how many calories it has and go with that.

Actually I take pictures when I eat somewhere and I don't have a scale. Then I'll analyze it later when I have more time. I don't give a flying fuck what others think, my body is better and I just have more discipline than they have.

>keeping book about your income and expenses.
Most people I know don't do this, they live paycheck to paycheck.
I'm the only one who does it and they say I'm stingy with money.

Yeah, especially younger people always seem to live paycheck to paycheck and don't get why it's important to save up some money instead of blowing it on retaurants and clubs 7 days a week.

Don't get me wrong, i know how to track macros efficiently I mean, 280 days in a row in MFP, but I just think it IS an eating disorder, it's not a problem but it just is

When I'm in my parents house I constantly do pullups on the door frames
they're really deep and stable and I always did it growing up there

Are they swole? If not, then their opinion is not valid.

I do this too. No one's ever given me trouble over it though. My mom and brother think it's a little quirky, and over the years I've shared flats with different people and no one has even acknowledged or cared what I was doing (not to my face anyway).

I genuinely can't enjoy food or drink now without knowing at least an approximate calorie-count. I honestly enjoy weighing/measuring and logging everything I consume. Been doing it 4 years straight, and I don't think I'll ever stop.

a scale maybe, but if youre at your house, why not use it? if you have the knowledge to estimate, and you're not mulling over what weight it is for like 10 or more minutes, why the fuck not? its beneficial

define eating disorder

>tfw college friends are spending their financial aid on pointless bullshit instead of investing it so they don't need financial aid anymore

>spending all your money on supplements

Isnt it cheaper in the long run however?

>protein powder is cheaper than that in meat form
>fish oil means you can eat less fish
>vitamin D/C/K1 etc means you can eat less fruits and other things
>zinc means less meat eating required

I think that if we wanted to, we could make our own soylent, MADE OUT OF MEAT INSTEAD OF FAGGY SOY.

Have a nice website with a base, have stuff in bulk so its really cheap. Let people have their own personalized meatlent, with their own faggy herbs of choosing.

>dont have to buy everything yourself from different vendors
>could be subscribed automatically to certain people who make your formula so you dont have to endlessly browse all the new research

Its possible to do, with machinery, right?

>they say I'm stingy with money.
Women and niggers say that like wasting money because "YOLO user lol" it's a good excuse for their behaviour.

In my experience women are, on average, much better economisers than men, but I'm non-American so maybe it's something to do with that.

i always have to poop before social situations too. it's not a conscious thing, and even if i have an unplanned get-together i'll suddenly have to go, so it's not like it's just my body's routine. why is this? is it nerves? i don't even feel nervous most of the time.

it's fucking irritating desu.

You're right.
But not when it comes to superfluous shit like clothes, phones, jewelry, or word porno starring chad thundercock/jamal longdick/vince wang/or bobby dadbod

Same here, as a recovering fatty this is a better obsession in my opinion.

There is nothing "out of order" here. In fact, it is as in order as it can be. Fucking retard

Saaaaame
Cant give ya an answer tho.

I cook a lot for others, even at their place. I make breakfast wherever I wake up. Why? Because I do not want to eat bad food and I am deeply convinced that most people cook shitty food.

>press in the squat rack

i know it bro

pretend like everyone is watching me

>mfw everyone actually IS watching me whenever I do a set
DYEL?