>"That your girlfriend over there bro? It would be a shame if i were to SWOON her".
How do you compete with guys like this Veeky Forums?
You know who I'm talking about. The guys who prowl the streets looking for poon. PUAs.
What are you going to do when the time comes to compete against one of these guys Veeky Forums?
Do you have what it takes?
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I'll beat his ass.
Your fuzzy hat can't save you now.
>p-p-p-p-please don't neg me mr. pick up artist, sir.
tell him to fuck off
no you won't you edgy fuck
You have to be present. They won't try anything if you're there because at their core they are overcompensating betas.
Pshh, you lads think you could take real men on?
lmao what a bunch of fags. Literally look like nerds with trendy clothes on
Back the fuck off!?!?
When will they learn?
> tfw these nerds are creampying your dream girl and kicking her out of the bed while you are in gym working your ass off
Why does he wear the hat?
>these beta cucks get more women than you
no one cared who i was before i put on the hat
It's called peacocking, because he thinks he's a bird.
I do nothing. My girlfriend isn't a piece of shit and she'd just laugh at him.
Can't here you from all the way up here, sorry manlets.
More so why does the hat wear him?
more like
> scamming losers left and right and basically you are fucking stupid
also mystery made bank and married a qt. He has a couple of videos of him actually picking up chicks and he fucking sucks at it lmao
- Old man white pants... check!
- $10 spray tan.... check!
- male stripper snakeskin suit... check!
- seveal beta fags hovering.... check!
you mean nerds with fucked up clothes
I don't compete with utter garbage. I also don't demand exclusivity over the women I fuck.
His type tends to attract vapid whores, which isn't what I go for. He's welcome to try and land a BAB but PUA game is all show and no substance.
yeah lmao look at the chink on the left with a t-shirt and necktie and unfitting pants
Don't date western trash.
I married traditional and loyal jap woman instead of a western white cunt. White woman are garbage.
the only two id think could actually get girls is the spic in the back and that fat guy. everyone else looks like they got dressed in a tornado of the 90% off sale at burlington coat factory.
>trendy clothes
Do you honestly think they look fashionable in those clothes? You're literally the most autistic person ITT.
>me on the left
I'd disagree about the fat boy, dude looks like droopy dog.
KEK!
If that fag tried to flirt with my gf while I'm there I would just fight him and win easily.
Which fat guy?
Have fun getting arrested genius
see
>implying you'll get arrested
>implying your pride isn't worth more than a night in jail anyways
Were you born a woman? serious question.
Just follow him to his car and bludgeon him to death with a sock full of batteries. It's what he deserves for threatening me with the word SWOON.
see
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way nu-male.
I don't think I would be involved with a woman that wouldn't laugh at someone like that
I don't think I would be involved with a woman
I would be unable to resist the urge of taking his hat.
That hat looks comfy, man
hearty kek
The fucking binoculars on the fuzzy hat guy are killing me
the one towards the left side of the pic with the highlights
how else do you expect to find the wimminz
it's extremely cringeworthy
She was a high five.
And she cheated on him and left him and took half his shit.
No the fuck they aren't. They're porking loserettes. This is all just an excuse to dress up and play pretend and just get out there. If they believe this shit works then they're fucking stupid.
If they tried to create this NEW GAME kind of deal and made the dating scene more...FUN by getting women in on the act and making it just a new way of approaching the dating world/hookup world?
Yeah would have sold well. But they didn't.
It's a big dumb goddamned scam.
Which fat guy with highlights?
It's funny that the ripped guys can get scared of some PUA.
It's like when a predator gets scared of his prey when it changes shapes in the animal world.
Excuse my autism. All the PUAs have is bluffing, you are the AMOG.
this one prntscr_com
Where you find a traditional jap that was willing to break tradition? Or are you one of them?
Smash his face in like every other faggot
i met her at a park playing a pick-up game of volleyball with randos. i thought she was american but was pleasantly surprised.
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on Veeky Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second
>i'll beat you up in real life
calm down, guy from 1997 aol chatrooms
This is not becoming a copypasta. You can't force it. Go away
>if everyone on Veeky Forums was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death
No thanks, I'd fit between the bars. tfw manlet master race.
MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
yep
Numbers game. Even they say so.
>poorly dressed
>smug fuckers the lot of them
>idiotic haircuts/queer hats
>facial hair that looks like they just hit puberty
>skinny jeans on legs that are the size of my arms
Oh yeah, those are real men for sure.
Underrated comment
He just posted a thread
How about you swoon me big boy?
Got any other piercings?
I love fur, the feeling turns me on. Wanna play Dirt Road Warrior?
You can call me Hugh Mungous...
Not me tbf
It's been a /brit/ gimmick for ages
Why does he look like a failed Vegas magician?
It's a mystery
>trendy clothes