Wait... you're a virgin?

The girl i lost my virginity to still doesnt know she did.

Lying is fun, easy, and helps you sleep with women

the first time i ate pussy i took a lick then buried my face into the pussy and started licking everywhere it was very fun experience made my dick really hard

Yeah you better go bitch.

I'm late for my tendies anyways. Whore.

grill are fucked up. just put in her and maybe tell her afterwards if you dont really care about her. sex isnt even such a big deal, putting your penis inside a vagina is not gonna make you a completely different person. as i said, grills are fucked up in the head

>it was a 6 hour session.
kek you're definitely a virgin. why don't you tell us about the sand bags too?

Lol I lied about it my first time and ended up fucking like a champ due to all the previous masturbating I had done/nerves. I doubt she ever figured out I was a virgin before her. Don't ever tell them youre a virgin you autists and at the end of the day if you get a nut then why would you care if she got one or not? And bam youre no longer a virgin and you realize its not nearly as life changing as you thought it was gonna be

>Unless you autism and talk about the Jews and their lies

You have no idea how many times I've fucked myself over with girls because of this.

At least 3 different girls come to mind that this happened with.

It took 3 girls for me to figure out that it was my autisticly far-individualist far-liberal far-right anti-communist views that was scaring them away. I'd tell them about Stirner's Spooks

All 3 of them came on to me and one of them I was actually starting to date for a while before she just suddenly stopped talking to me.

2/3 just suddenly stopped talking to me.

Luckily I won't be around them ever again, so thankfully I get another chance and can mask my autism.

This time, no political views (even if politics is the topic). I'm significantly less autistic, or at least better at masking it. Surprised they came onto me by themselves, I look like a creepy autist to be honest.

I've also lost a few friends because of my autism too.

Next time round, no more autism.

>implying I'm fit

Idk depends on the girl, i lost my virginity at 22 to a freind of mine. We would always study together and somehow ended up just making out and touching eachother most nights for like 2 weeks. One night she asked me to come over and she told me she wanted to have sex, i told her that i was a virgin and she totally understood and took her time showing me the ropes. I busted in about 2 min and she just laughed. I was emberassed af and she told me that it was ok. We chiller in her bed for like a half hour and then we fucked again, i don't kniw how long i lasted but we did work up a sweat. Fucked her again the next morning and we became fuck buddies for about 2 months till she got a bf. Losing my virginity was a good experience

>Unless you autism and talk about the Jews and their lies
Well, the jews do lie. Why can't i talk about that? You guys are always telling me i should talk to women like i talk to my friends, so why can't i tell the truth about the holocaust to a grill?

> Yes I'm a virgin and I'm not sorry and if you sneer at me like that again I'll dip your whore face in a toilet.

>it it was a 6 hour session. best sex she said she had ever had to this day.

This definitely happened.

O man I could eat pussy for days just because of all the squirming and noises they make. Way hot.

Pic related. How I feel inside when I eat poosy.

>talking to grill
>the bants
>obviously checking out my fitness
>tell her yeah not experienced
>makes her suddenly not want anything to do with me
>not even to boost her morale of forever having your feather in her cap

i wonder how many faggots this bait post will actually effect?

The thing is with women in general is that you shouldnt talk about anything personal unless she asks.

>first time, about to have sex
>she asks me
>i lie
>begin
>am so shitty at putting it in and everything in general i tell her midway through
>talking to her later on and i ask her what if i told her beforehand
>says she wouldnt have taken my virginity

i was 17 and she was 20 and a huge slut, that may have had something to do with it

>you think someone would do that? just lie to someone to make them feel better?

>the next time we did it it was a 6 hour session. best sex she said she had ever had to this day.

I tell every girl I'm with I'm a virgin to set the bar low. Then when I'm halfway decent they're surprised.

works every time

people actually lie because theyre afraid of the reaction if they told the truth

>6 hour session

>Chad: the post

>Tfw 24 non virgin, have own place, car, job
>Feel more worthless than I ever have

It's because they want to date / sleep with a man they believe other women also desire. In these women's minds being a virgin means that no other woman has desired you before, which makes you less valuable (or even worthless).

The ones that aren't so insecure don't care so much.

>chad
>virgin at 22
pick one

Don't ever tell her. I never told the girl who took my virginity when I was in my mid 20s. Years of pent up sexual frustration being let loose. She says sex with me was "delicious".

Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean your gonna be shit at sex, but then again I'm a natural dancer so hip thrusting is pretty easy senpai.

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>or just have her think you're naturally shitty in bed?
such a silly thing to be self-conscious about, especially as, you know, a virgin

I didn't lose mine till I was 20. I just let her think I was shit in bed, better to have shit sex than no sex.

>tfw 26 virgin car less lives with mom social failure and actually tried to suicide.
it can always be worse. must be nice to have your own house..

depending if she's already into you, she'd be more fired up to take your virginity.

>23
>never even had a conversation with a girl in real life before

I can't so much as comprehend the concept of intimacy.

>best sex she said she had ever had to this day
moms always say that, dude

>hurr hurr just bee urself she wont mind
Dude I'm 26. There comes a point where people start to wonder what the hell is wrong with you. You can't be a 26 year old virgin and pull off the "late bloomer who's too shy to come out of his shell" bit. It's not unusual for people to get married at this age. It stops being a condescending "Awww~" and starts being "Why, what's wrong with you? What happened?"

reply with
>I'm a christian that will only consummate with another woman and that is why I've kept myself "pure" as a male.
simple as that

>6 hour session
oh user. why would you even want to last 6 hours if you could? after 20 minutes all i wanna do is bust

Still remember one time after I had sex with a girl.
> "wow user, you were so good for a virgin".
> "Uh... I was not a virgin"

After, I had to spend about 15 minutes consoling her since she wanted to be my first.

this.
girls love virgins

tfw turning 22 soon and still a virgin but almost everyone I know who's younger than me has lost theirs.
If only I wasnt an unsecure manlet

>Don't want people to think you're a weird autistic incel?
>Reclaim your dignity by claiming to be a religious nutjob with a hymen fetish!
Besides, everyone knows I'm not religious and would see through that bullshit in a second.

oh man. first time i ate pussy i had her sit on my face. my nose was all up in her asshole and i licked it on accident a couple times too. i didnt even notice till she got off and started riding me. this was my fist time having sex and all i could taste and smell was ass. totally ruined the experience and i spat maybe a gallon of spit on my drive home afterwards.

I eat ass and it doesent smell bad if they clean well first.

Fuck no. Lost mine to a 29 year old mom. Came in like a minute. Told her sorry it's been awhile. Gave it a bit and went at it again for like 20-30 minutes.

>you fags can't find a qt christian girl who is also a virgin and gives incredible handjobs and blowjobs and is saving her pussy all for you

we're both virgins. sex is going to be horrible the first time, but we'll learn together, and that makes it better than just banging sluts you dont give a fuck about. fucking plebs. may christ be with you all.

say all that b.s then desperately try to fuck some random whore..I'm sure she'll buy that

If you think about it there's not that much of a difference between a virgin or someone who hasn't had sex for years.

So yeah, if you're a virgin just say "it's been a while" and it's all good.

you sound like my freinds- I'm a bit envious of their relationship- I'm still waiting for my qt christian gal. never been on a date and I'm older than them.

But afterwards you are no longer a virgin

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>we became fuck buddies for about two months before she got a boyfriend
If this is true, someone, somewhere, is a very pathetic man, and it isnt you. Props

how do you do that? Im not judging you, but just general things you do in life will eventually force you to at least talk to a woman about trite shit. You a hardcore NEET?

I had a friend who was high on 4-FA with his gf and they literally fucked for ~4 hours. Not kidding; they didn't mind my friends and I walking in and out of the room to get our stuff later.

I lost my virginity to a girl that ended up being a female body builder. It was awkward because i was 17 and i didn't understand the concept of wanting to get laid for social reasons. I wasn't ready.

what the fucc nigga

Little virginesque story I guess.
>lost my virginity at 17 in a club toilet
>Only ever had sex drunk with drunk girls
>Clubs, bars, and party's etc
>Meet great girl
>solid 8.5/10 Asian
>she seems to like me, texts out of the blue cute shit y'know?
>Invite her over for vidya
>playing smash, let her win at the end
>teasing her we end up in bed
>oh shiet, first sober experience
>not erect at all
>fuck it I'll eat her pussy till it works
>still not working, motion her to suck my dick
>came in under a minute
>instant flaccid
>pretty much killed the mood
>we don't talk anymore
Guess I'll just stick to drunk sex, all that seems to work...

Been a NEET for the last 4 years and grew up a social retard who avoided all contact with people because anxiety.

>tfw lifting is all I have

oh, boy.

That's depressing dude

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>get girl into house
>cum in like a minute
>say 'sorry, the first doesn't count"
>she giggles
>eat her out
>2 mins later we start fucking again
>been fucking for over a year

...

I'm a 24, nearly 25 year old kissless virgin and don't see myself ever losing it

But I see how people say to just tell the girl "sorry it's been a while" if you bust early. But since I'm pretty god damn ugly, would saying "sorry, but as you can tell from my face, i dont have sex that often"

would that be a funny joke? or suicide?

I think that would make her feel bad if you're legit ugly, like "why can't I do any better than this dude"

Tweak it slightly (slightly less brutal honesty) and it could be funny. I think girls respond better to saying "sorry you're just so hot" than "sorry no one else but your sorry ass will fuck me"

You'd be better off sarcastically calling yourself The Cunt Destroyer.

You'd be better off saying anything but your idea, honestly.

>insert your erect penis
>tell her you're a virgin
But that would be a lie at that point

God that's just awful

>MFW some bitch doesn't want to deal with my ramblings about spooks

okay year i guess an overall "im so ugly lol" would be bad.

maybe just show no emotion at all. "sorry, round 2 will be better" and just do a lot of foreplay

Terrible

I was on the "downward slope" stage of my redpill journey that everyone takes before coming out into the light, and started I talking about how the "right side of history" phrase is such a crock of shit, and that every single political movement in the whole word thinks theyre on the right side of history, and this postmodernist line of thinking is going to be an embarrassment in the nation's history.

I'm willing to bet that was a contributing factor to her losing interest very shortly after.

Yeah. I dont care. If people dont like it, then they can go fuck themselves. I tell them its my choice, and it is what it is.

You're full of shit, no girl ever wants to go all night. 4-6 hours is bullshit. You can't just take getting pounded for hours, they get sore. One time one of my gfs was super drunk & horny so I pounded her for 2-3 hours for multiple orgasms and she was too sore to fuck again for days. Also they get super dry after several orgasms.

But as far as first times go, I made her cum twice. I genuinely thought she faked it and that it couldn't be that easy, no way twice my first time. I grilled her as hard as I could, even tried tricking her into saying she faked it.. Nope, made her cum twice my first go.

n

I told a girl I was a virgin at 26 and she was into it. She took it from me a few weeks later.

My step sister took my virginity when I was 14.
Now I regret it, should have been with someone I love

now you'll have that pseudo incest memory in your life forever. you might as well have fucked your mother. she raped you.

>based kahn

I'm too high for this lmao

>tfw talking to qt
>she keeps pushing for sexual chat but always retracts afterwards
>lose my cool one time when she's telling me to masturbate to treat myself and say, 'fuck come over here so I can eat you out'
>she then goes, 'that went 0 - 100 real quick' and skirts the issue
>this goes on for fucking weeks, things progressively getting more sexual
>tell her that I had a sexual relationship with a girl in a relationship but didn't fuck her
>she teasingly calls me a hoe
>tell her I'm not a virgin even though I am, she asks my count and I say I'm not telling
>at every stage I am responding to her requests, she asks for shirtless pics I post em etc
>she asks for dick pics for like a week straight before I finally cave
>responds fine to dick pics but then the day after goes silent, make a sexual joke to gauge wtf is going on
>"that's no longer an appropriate convo lel"
>ask her what happened
>"you're too much of a hoe and I'm too much of a tease apparently" (she doesn't think she was)
>still a virgin
>she was fun to talk to regardless of sex

Lads just fuck my shit up desu senpai

I've never had a gf and I haven't had a best friend since like 8th grade, I have pseudo friends but no one I'm close to and feel like a fucking shell of a person rn. What do I do?

bump

pls halp I'm so alone ;_;

stop bullshitting around

do/say absolutely anything to get her to come over, then escalate.

She's a scared little virgin girl, you should have picked up on that by her retracting. Both losing your virginity together is way more appealing than being pump and dumped by a player.

She says she isn't a virgin and I'm pretty sure she's had a bf before. The biggest trouble is I can't get her to come over, I've offered lifts, movies and shit but no dice.

She's made it pretty abundantly clear that she doesn't want me even though she has complimented my physique a couple times.

My nigga!
Also 26 with no car, living with dad, I don't even have my license
No job or school in several years
>tfw all I have is the gym

All the girls I've had relationships with were relieved to know that my experience was limited. I'm not saying that all girls want virgins, but they generally don't want a relationship with someone who sleeps around a lot.

>mfw 23 and still have v-card.
I'm fit but I don't know how to hold a girl's attention.
They're weird creatures that are hard to understand.

bro, you need to have something called an "abundance mentality". as long as a bitch is fooled by it, then i guarantee you will fuck.

the problem is, you lost on when you said
>'fuck come over here so I can eat you out'
it's like negotiation, first one to talk loses

what you should have done, was just keep playing along, but you need to have the demeanor as if she wasn't the only girl you were talking to (abundance mentality). if you had played it right, the thought you want to implant in her head is:
>"oh my god, why am i wasting time, i need to fuck him already"

but instead she probably went a little like:
>"wow, it was that easy, lol, he probably gets no bitches anyway, let me fuck with him a little more, i'm bored anyway"

especially this part killed me too:
>at every stage I am responding to her requests, she asks for shirtless pics I post em etc
like are you fucking for real? youre just asking to look like a bitch, stop watching those femdom whatever bullshit porn youre watching dude. youre probably the type to go to buy chocolates and wendys when a bitch posts on twitter "i wish someone brought me chocolates and wendys".

the only thing you got right was that you didn't tell her you are a virgin so i guess i can cut you some slack there.

also you need to cut the bullshit pity:
>I've never had a gf and I haven't had a best friend since like 8th grade
>pls halp I'm so alone ;_;
like shut the fuck up, you are obviously capable of making friends, but you must have some ego-complex shit that i don't even want to divulge into. just drop that shit, remember its ok to be a normie, and congrats, you are one step closer to making a new friend. literally just go out and do shit, shoot guns, climb rocks, walk on a trail (aka hiking) and socialize, seriously, this shit is not fucking hard.

lastly, the best way to get something, is when it comes as a byproduct (abundance mentality).

I've also tried the direct approach and even got her wet apparently but she stood by her morals. We talked a fair bit on fb but when I saw her today she didn't care for a conversation either way too.

Should I just tell her I haven't been laid in a year and am actually an introvert loser with no friends who died inside a long time ago HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO :_: (the one sexual experience I mentioned was like a year and a half ago)

>or just have her think you're naturally shitty in bed?

Wow...

>especially this part killed me too:
>>at every stage I am responding to her requests, she asks for shirtless pics I post em etc
>like are you fucking for real?

I didn't really word it correctly since thread was dying

I mean she'd tease me I'd tease her etc and then I'd just throw in a pic every now and then, not when she requested it like 5 mins later

As for the abundance mentality thing I understand the concept but this chick seems very anti hoe, its the reason we stopped talking sexually in the first place. As for meeting other chicks I''m never in a setting that that works, for some reason I can never get drunk proper because no matter the liquor type, taste, mixed or not I throw up if I go above like 2 standard drinks/hr

>tfw saving till marriage