Where are you on the Kinsley scale Veeky Forums?

>frequent this gay sauna
im bisexual so 2 on scale
>meet guy who is new to the place
>same age as me (21)
>browses fit
>quit weightliftan but we talk about fit memes and hit off like a motherfucker
>end up alone with him in a room
>blew each other
>we came together
>he tells me
>"good job user" and slaps my dick
>he totally beat me to making an akward comment after
>we both laugh
>tell him
>no homo tho

i feel a bromance coming on guys

0

One or two. I can appreciate male beauty and might let some handsome dude suck me off if I were inebriated nohomo

Once I was at my friends place and he said I couldn't have a 7 inch dick so I showed him and he kissed it and he said to let him suck it and I pushed him away and called him a faggot and left. Gayest experience I've had.

0. I hope everyone else turns gay though, maybe I can score a girl then ;_;

2-4 depending on the day.

That's so gay, homophobe-user. Everyone knows that homophobic behaviours is statistically linked to homosexuality.
Stop dirtying this thread with your homo stories, this is a no homo thread

A solid 2.5.
I get plowed by dudes and suck dick, but I wouldn't date a guy.
What do I look like, a fucking faggot?

I had a flat mate that would go to gym at like 6, I worked morning shifts so I went mornings.
He would workout with this M&F model, the dude was one of those so pretty kind of looks like a girl types.
My flat mate started working morning shifts as well and we worked out together, I took piss from him one time about where's his boyfriend now, he offhandedly said "hes not my boyfriend, he just sucked my dick once in the locker room"

I don't understand how he thought this was appropriate to say to me, I thought he was joking and called him out, he started giving me the "Bro, this is England man, the society is different, no one cares, im not a faggot" etcetc

Stopped being friends soon after

2

I'm 6 and 0 at the same time.

Masc4masc dom top 6 master race here

100% straight here. Man I wish I was gay or bisexual. Imagine the amount of sex and how easy it would be to get. No pretending to care about women stuff, just two dudes plowing and playing Mario Kart.

I've had both and it really is so much easier with guys. Also in my experience women are terrible at sex and expect the guy to do pretty much everything, but maybe I just got unlucky with them

Changed from 3 to a 5

Was about a 1 before Veeky Forums. Now a 2 or 3. No homo tho.

1 or 2. Made out shirtless with a cute gay guy on our kitchen floor on my girlfriend of four years' birthday party. He was so warm, with a puffy belly. My girlfriend coaxed us into it.

I also have a 500 message convo with a guy about what he would do to another guy's wife. I (succesfully) inserted subtle homoerotic ideas.

no homo

0 obviously

>Where are you on the Kinsley scale Veeky Forums?
Exclusively heterosexual.
>What's the most no homo thing you've ever done?
I once sucked a dick but didn't know it was a man since it was through a glory hole and I couldn't see what was on the other side. Doesn't count though since I thought it was a woman.

1

I like the male form in admiration. Doesn't really activate my dick though.

The thought of anal sex with anyone disgusts me, man or woman.

I could probably suck a dick, I don't think it would disgust me. I enjoy eating pussy, can't be too different, right?

Most gay I felt was in high school, had romantic feelings for my best bro at the time. Haven't felt anything for another guy since then. It was weird because I didn't want to fuck him, I just wanted to be with him forever.

Damn, I'm not ready to relive these feels this early...

3

Dick in my angus/ sucked cock

>only incidentally homo

>Where are you on the Kinsley scale
100% str8. Boring, would not mind some bi-tendencies but dudes do nothing to me.

>What's the most no homo thing you've ever done?
Right now I'm kinda flirting a bit with a tranny online - would smash but would also not mind just being friends. So I guess some people would consider that gay? I don't though.

I jerk off to tranny porn sometimes

>Doesn't count though since I thought it was a woman.
You should've just tried to remain ignorant, that's what i do brah. 100 cocks sucked, and as far as I know, 0 of them belonged to men. Str8 life 4ever!

That's like the only thing I jack it to. Looove transgirls! Still straight though *wink* *wink*

fucked trannies and been fucked but don't fuck men and actually get repulsed by men that want me to fuck them. Been in orgies with girls/trannies and men. Guy wanted me to fuck him and felt sick. Fucked the tranny no prob. Got fucked no prob. Sucked the tranny cock no prob.

Where am I on the scale?

Absolute slut/10

You're 100% straight user

>Where am I on the scale?
Savage/69

you are a 2.

There's literally nothing gay about fucking a tranny or sucking his cock.

I'm a hard 2. Currently sex snapping a guy. I prefer girls but Slutty girls are hard to find

fapped to a ladyboy vid

where's that on the scale?

never and would never do anything in real life though, kinda gross senpai

so, 3.

Like a 0.5

I'm a 0
However, I exclusively fuck trannies that are MTF
There's nothing sexier than the sound of my pelvis slapping against her ass while watching her feminine penis twirl with the motions

They get more degeneration the further GAY you go

Between 1 and 2. My standards for guys are extremely unreasonable and I've only seen a few guys who I found attractive.

I've turned down sexual favors from guys so many times (while sober).

>MTF
>still has a penis
Sorry m8 but you're a faggot

0

Fucking trannies that are very feminine isn't gay. I only fuck trannies that look like this. Not very gay right?

I actually hate gays honestly. Some of you here make me sick

> his

When I was a little kid, my friend and I touched each others wieners. That's about it.

Her cock

But he is still a he, and he still has poop in his butthole. Buttholes is nasty.

>her
We base pronouns on assumed biological sex around here, boy. It's okay to be a fag. It's not okay to fuck up yer genders.

ZERO

Cripes, I thought it was only a meme that /fit is gay.

Nom de Dieu!

>biological
Would that be karyotype, endocrinotype, phenotype or neurotype? All are biological, none take precedence above any other (unless you go full reductionist mode and say karyotype, which is certainly a valid methodological choice, but not a fact), and they might not all 'agree'.

Pic unlrelated, it just makes me giggle.

Do you guys have pics of trannies you've fucked?

I wasn't sure how straight I was since I admire male physiques, though it was never sexual, in hindsight it was more of artistic admiration if anything. But none the less I was conflicted so I let this gayboy get me coked up and suck my dick. I wasn't into it at all and had to watch porn since I felt bad about doing a bunch of his coke and not letting him swallow my little surfers.

I'd say 1.5

Maybe a 2 or something. I like traps

You know exactly what the fuck I mean, you fuckin snotnosed little shit.

Is it gay to wanna bang a very convincing looking transvestite?

>ask about his boyfriend
>get an answer
>don't shove your sexuality into my throat you dirty homo
Sounds like you're the faggot user.

Probably a regretful #2. I'm so starved for any affection or attention I've latched onto guys with a very no homo vibe. Though I do have a very no gay reaction to whenever a guy latches on to me. I seriously get icked out by it, probably because twice I've been backed into a corner with some older boy trying to kiss me or grope me. Doesn't help that I had long hair and looked like a girl.

1

Sometimes I'll hold hands or cuddle up with my bros if I'm drunk, but that's as far as I go.
Would feel uncomfortable going further.

>mrw you take the bait

But seriously, though, which one is it brah?

I have no obligation to answer because it's irrelevant. If it has a dick, it's male. If it has a vagina, it's female. If it has both, it's an odd situation and nobody gives a fuck about fringe statistics.

Judging as objective, as possible.

I would be OK to be pegged by a girl and tomboyish girls make me hard. Feel nothing to males, but certain male traits in a woman make me aroused, therefore, I am most probably 1.

You know these short-haired, big-assed fitgirls? They trigger me super hard.

You don't understand what any of that meant, do you? You had to google it, but it still doesn't make sense to you so you lash out? It's OK, user. I was just messing with you, anyway, not everyone is booksmart.

And you just answered: your answer is "genital phenotype determines the gender", you just used dumb-speak to say it. It's a bullshit answer since there's no reason to give phenotype precedence other than that you just decided to, but I wasn't asking for a proper answer but just your view on it so nevermind.

Same. But liking women cannot EVER make you even a bit gay. Even if you like getting pegged by tomboys, you're still attracted to WOMEN while men do nothing for you, making you straight. Straight with slightly unusual tastes, sure, but still a 0.

That sounds like fun.

If he actuualy called you user that would be pretty damn funny

Never done anything with a guy and never had any desire to, ever, but anime traps make up probably 80% of my fap material so I dunno

I think that has more to do with porn addiction than anything

...

>going off of anything other than genitalia when I really do not give a fuck about the other shit
>implying I give enough of a fuck to look up a bunch of egghead bullshit when biology is the most god damn boring science I can currently think of
Binary has worked for the everyday life of mankind for thousands upon thousands of years. Why in the bloody, pink fuck would I want to upset that easily understood part of life?

>muh gay pony porn
I know that feel. It's a feely feel that feels..feely.

where do you fit on this list if you like feminine dicks

Probably between a 3 and a 4
>bisexual btw

Get really turned on by the idea of blowing/being plowed by guys. Gave a blowjob once, wasn't massively into it at the time but jack it to the memory a lot.
Not really sure what that would be on the scale

I'd fuck anyone I find attractive, that includes chicks, traps, guys, whatever. Probably a solid 3 on the scale.