Really user? Rice, broccoli and chicken for dinner again?!

>Really user? Rice, broccoli and chicken for dinner again?!

*unzips dick*

I can add some more protein for you if you like.

Yup

you fucking retard you wouldnt unzip your dick youd unzip your pants you fucking autist

*crackles knuckles
U have problem m8???
*start walk towards her and crackles neck
FOK U SAID ??

Will never understand the rice meme when lentils and split peas are superior

>S-sorry, m'lady. What would you rather I eat?

>2016
>still unzipping pants instead of just unzipping dick

unzips dick

why would i be having dinner with taylor swift let alone how would she know what i habitually have for dinner

>You're right, that is bland and boring... How about rice, green beans, and chicken this time?
Also use different seasonings/marinade on your chicken, it's not land and boring when you mix up the flavor

I mix lentils+brown rice. You can even cook them together.

Unless you'e going to get off your fat ass and cook something for me, yes.

Get out

kek

...huh. Was looking it up and it appears the cal count is similar with lentils and brown rice. Odd, thought I looked it up before and rice was like, bulking food. Might have to add brown rice into my diet then. However, I'll loose out on all that glorious fiber, and I'm not sick of lentils yet.

Still, thanks for leading me to clear up the rice meme user.

Oh so when I want to be tied down to the bed and fucked with a strap on you don't like to change things up but now that I'm eating the same thing every day suddenly you want to change things up?
God Damn whore

>unzips dick

I'll dec u in swear on me mum

newfag cancer

>all of these newfags who dont unzip their dick
what are you? virgins? kek