Link aesthetics

That's the point. It's the end game of cultural marxism. They want everyone to look like this eventually. Soon, the ONLY difference between man and woman will be a penis or a vagina.

Everybody will look like the deformed trap freak in the OP.

We have to save humanity by working as hard as we can on improving our own bodies.

pretty boys are for loving

You fucking degenerate.

You can't just hang around your jock gang. You've got to mix with the cute boys as well. They know cool dieting stuff and how to go vegan. Every one needs a cute boy friend.

Besides, what is wrong with being a cute boy? Some girls like that and you get treated better by everyone in general. No body rushes to the rescue of a crying buff dude, it just looks comical.

I don't think he looks deformed at all.

I think more girls would line up to him than you.

I need an answer for this. I want those smooth lines from the hips. Just take real juicy peachy boy butt.

But i dont want to look like that, i want to be masculine and testosteronous but i'm so attracted to them.

It hurts bruh. Why is degeneracy so hard to avoid?

Smash Jars and collect rupees x F

>don't lift
>sit on couch for year
>just count calories
congrats you have links body.
Most of the fat is stored on his hips and legs which is a sign of being stationary. His upper body is dyel, but not fat. Sign of low caloric intake.

Isn't rocket science.

The difference is Link looks like a woman already, so he could pull it off.
I doubt you're near as feminine.

What do I do to look more feminine!

It's worth a try!

But don't I have to do lots of squat and deadlift to get that roundly firm deliciously meaty boy butt?

A boy butt that you just want to feel, grab and hold on to.

I mean, he is pretty buff for a cute boy

How can you fight against chemical pollution though? Also you can fight against brainwashing only for so long.

Jesus

That back arch is hot

Degeneracy always is the easy way.

Not really some men just store fat more in their legs and buttocks than in their bellies, unusual I know

>that feel when
What? Do you wanna try to make out with a cute boy!
Okay... l mean, let's do it. Just try it. Common!

get them info wars filters, wake up sheeple

>tbw 10/10 cute boy sucks your dick in the wardrobe

He sure doesn't skip leg day

>that neck

>draw a girl with the torso of a fit male
>watch men question their sexuality

Step 1: be 5'0

>I have a small bump at the end.
Might be caused by APT.
Link aesthetics:
>be 5' 5"
>eat clean, but little
>run a shitton
>roclkclimbing
>archery/fencing
>bodyweight exercises

>tfw 6'
>will never achieve link mode

tfw I have Link aethetics.

Where's your hair fagboy

Jesus... get a wig.

Also how do you train and how tall are you?

links body is not human. External youth 13 year old face. No hormones whatsoever.

This is the reason we lift.

Girls are great. But if you can land the legendary 10/10 magical boipussy you know what you have to do. No hesitation!

My hair is the least of my insecurities.

I'm 5'10, manlet Scandinavian.

I swim a lot. And do Bench, deadlifts and squats mostly.

Jesus! And in Scandinavian countries that must be like being a dwarf. I feel for you son! You will have to watch all your crushes get deflowered by Somalian and Arabs. Not even a link to hold you warm at night. Cuck life.

I tower over 80% of all Somalis and Arabs though. They don't have the Scandinavian genes you dumb fuck.

what is it with this retarded meme where 3rd worlders that lived forever in poverty stricken nations are taller then native Europeans.

And let alone somehow able to cuck a native Scandinavian in almost every way.

Link is a cute boy with blue eyes and blonde hair. A typical sweedish boy. They are being exterminated over there. Every commercial is a blonde girl singing with a buff Nigger. In a few years boys like him won't exist. Even now such fine boipussy is super rare. They're not capable of chucking them, the leaders of white countries are cucks. Nigger and Arabs need to stay in their hell holes. Because they don't play ball with whites. It's like watching a football match where one team throws the ball to the other expecting to get it back. The day whites rule the world we will have world peace. And I want real whites in the north. The brown eyes brown hair can get the south after we exterminate Arabs and Nigger.

Wherever lgbt goes...
one board is sure to follow

commitu seppuku koodasigh

Cute af

thanks bruv.

This is me two years ago.

/r/ing some BaraLink if it ever exists.

link as firm muscles and abs, he's not just a flabby skinny dude.

And he has got those voluptuous life bearing hips that makes his button look so tempting.

what was your routine? I'm a fitter version of that atm

I don't know how relevant this is, but I am currently living in the house of a 19 years old boy who cooks me vegan food every day. It might not come as a surprise that he is gay, but I used to think of myself as 100% straight. Now crawling up in bed next to him, fuck his ass while making out and falling asleep has just become one of the things I just do. Like Strap-on porn, nobody likes the three first times they fap to it, then it becomes something you just do.

I like it now. He looks much younger than me and his dick looks inferior. Great emo feminine hair and body. Fuck him in the ass almost every day. I can't believe how he can take all that dick and still walk around like nothing. He must be totally shameless.

I work out 4-6 days a week at gym. Mostly bench, squats and deadlifts as mentioned above. For cardio I did HIIT sprinting, and swimming.

But I think what mostly made a difference was my diet change. Most of my transformation has been within the last 9 months, and I credit that to my diet. For almost a year I've tried to cut out sugar completely, and it's done wonders on my physique and mental game. That means all those high sugar products, even Jam etc. Also eating more clean. I eat chicken breasts almost every day. And slow acting carbohydrates like sweet potatoes and oatmeal.

I never counted calories. Just roughly in my head, from what I memorized so to say. And I consistently tried to have a high protein intake.

Literal trap mode.

That game will make a lot of boys gay is what I'm thinking.

Look at it! They have got to know what they are doing. I mean for God's sake

>starts eating vegan food
>turns into a homo

i think we're onto something here...

>Like Strap-on porn, nobody likes the three first times they fap to it, then it becomes something you just do.

Wouldn't you fuck a moe emo teen boy?

I mean, look at link, it's not a girl, it is its own thing. Don't you wanna have that experience. That intimate secret moment. Moaning in the dark, eye contact. Doing something forbidden and keeping it a secret. Straight sex is pretty tame after that.

why do twinks and emo kids still try to pass off their dicks as huge? I swear every time I go onto one of those streams where a QT femboy is showing off his body his dick is at-most 5 inches and he'll say "I'm 6.5 inches".

Motherfucker I'm 6 inches and I know I'm bigger than you.

no homo though, just platonic streams

Yeah I know. They always have really feminine penises, tie a ribbon on it or put it in a chastity device. Do you even jelq? My dick is veins and all kinds of masculine. I do my jelq routine after every fap, so I clean it with soap. I also have a dick pump. I don't have a problem with the size, I just wanna see how big I can get.

Gaaaaah! Have you ever gotten a boys blowjob. Those are incredible man. The hand mouth tongue synchronisation is off the charts. It is beyond the best blow job I've gotten from a girl. I'm a tough guy who silent breathes instead of being very vocal, but even i can't help it when that stuff goes down.

As a fantasy it's extremely hot to me. I can't imagine doing it IRL though. The smell of sweat and the voice belonging to a guy would turn me off instantly

hate to be that guy but google image search shows Nothinf. sauce on pic and is it uncens on other sites?

>he doesn't want to people to think he has a 7 inches

I honestly don't care because girls don't know shit about dick size.

I was with a FWB and she said "I never had a guy who was 8 inches before." Pic related was my reaction, I'm average at-best.

Why not just watch some porn of it? Roxy Red is a typical emo twink who has done some porn. He doesn't exactly moan like a lion. Why not just do that now? Go to xnxx and type "twink roxy red" and just check it out. Another good one is "twink jack styles" he made one good one.

No homo or anything. I just wanna show you that it is pretty decent. You can survive on a twink bf as long as you're not looking to have children.

I want a big dick for me, not for women to mire.

Jelquin hasn't work so far on me, have only done 4 sessions though

Post booty cutey.

>Jelquin hasn't work so far on me, have only done 4 sessions though

Don't do it, that just rips up your erectile tissue. It's a prank.

if jelqing worked we'd have tidal waves of success stories. The people who claim they made gains are delusional.

Fuck

Who am I supposed to believe now?
I just want half an inch, i won't ask for more i swear, is it too much to ask?

Yes. But you would be very disappointed. The best thing you can do is to imagine a very kawaii chubby uncut girlcock behind that censor bar.

>I just want half an inch, i won't ask for more i swear, is it too much to ask?

Lose some fat and you can gain a few centimeters, but otherwise you have what you have. Just accept it user.

And if going to the gym worked everyone would be ripped. Thing is most people are uninformed and lack willpower to stick with something so stupid for so long.
I've done jelqing for about a year and I've made some gains, about 2cm in length, some girth. It's mostly the rock hard erections I can get now that made me stick with the program.

2 cms in a year?

I really expected half an inch in a month or two, this is bullshit.

but we have proof of people getting ripped. We don't have proof jelqing works.

shut up about dicks you fags

literally SS

>thic
>weak arms and chest
>big forearms
>no lats

Sauce.

Asking for a friend.

do i have Link aesthetics?

I got that exact body type but with less hips.

I trained gymnastic moves like planche, front lever, one arm pulls and the likes. If you didnt start early and are above 6' you will have a hard time though. I'm 6' and some of the moves took about 3 years plus to master.

Back to /hm/ you fag dumbledore poster.

Imo younger Mitch Hewer had perfect Link aesthetics. May or may not have fapped to him a couple times desu

Tbh id fuck you. But you look like a huge faggot so stop

that's not the person in the pic, person in the pic is a twink faggot tease who always poses in underwear and sucking dick-like objects but never does nudes or porn.

do i have link aesthetics?

i know that i have super wide hips at least

Post butt? Please.

I've got a body like that but I don't have any upper body muscle and I'm pretty sure that's not what you're going for.

who is this?

... And people said that the old roman values were dead.

Pls...

Jelq can be dangerous, the first time I tried it was too stupid and I damaged slightly my dick (it has a slightly brown patch now).
But I read and now I warm up, do the lenght exercises and I jelq with only two fingers, and I got from 15cm to nearly 17cm, but the best part was the width, I ever had a very skinny dong but it's starting to be veiny and powerful. With Jelq better do it slowly and do kegels.

routine?

Everyone has seen Feelgoods butt. How pathetic are you?

Bump to the front again-!

But is it something you must be born with or can you work up the talent.

Link is pretty high test. I'd bury my face in that ass.

i cant believe i have to spoonfeed you this much desu

I bet he does a lot of pillates and yoga stuff. Perhaps some calistenics.