/fraud/

Ebay advanced body science
Sucks being the backup =(
Probably karma for torturing poor notbf though.
Dairy causes a lot of people problems with skin and digestion but if you can handle it then go for it.

how cute is he

how big is his d

Meh I've got like 6 other dudes on line up I just keep clearing my schedule for him would be nice to know where my plans at

that's a cute boy

what's huge in inches though?

8x6?

Anyone mind redpilling me on this mk677 stuff? Is it a meme or not? Will it help gains?

So apparently the missus is interested in having a threesome. I always knew she was bi but nothing ever came of it until now.

A girl she's friends with at work is very openly bi, has had relationships with other couples before, and is hitting on my wife now.

Long story short

>Wife asks if I'd be interested
>Im on too much goddamn tren to even consider saying no
>Wife is bringing her up to my gym to workout tomorrow and if I like her she's going to try to bring her home

Kek not sure if I finally made it or I'm fucking up.

>tfw you will never be in ESTP's lineup of guys to bang...
It makes your body naturally produce more growth hormone. It works great. The only side effect is intense hunger. What else do you want to know?

Alright so after experimenting with roids, I have found that: I don't like what high dose test does to my face bloat wise even with controlled e2, I don't like 19 nors at all (the sides), and I don't want to fuck my liver with orals.

Are there any good options for compounds besides just cruising on 250 test forever? (I'm low test naturally anyway)

Mast, EQ, and var are all solid mild options.

So there's about no downside as long as your growth plates haven't sealed?

>purity
Nice

What he saidTest, eq, var blasts are so mild it's great

Whatever happened to your car and hospital trip

>Mast
i reaaaaaaally don't want to fuck my hairline either though, and i heard that's one of the worst compounds in that regard.

so far been looking at test + EQ mostly. Is low dose test + high dose EQ a thing?

>So there's about no downside as long as your growth plates haven't sealed?
GH still works great even if your growth plates are fused. You just won't get taller if they are fused.

Leg completely healed. I still have "steroid abuse" in my permanent medical file even after throwing a goddamn fit about it. Probably gonna take some lawyering to get it removed.

As for the car I fixed most of it myself. The asphalt damage anyways. I then traded in the SS and upgraded to a ZL1 with the insurance money.

I'll look into trying some. Mind linking a good seller?

Damn that sucks.
I was asked the other day of I take any "supplements"
I said fish oil and coq10 lol
The nurse then asked again but I said that's all

That's a nice upgrade
I was looking at fr-s' recently but decided to pay down student debts instead

The threesome will fuck up your relationship if your wife is any sort of territorial.

>fr-s

Kek you would be into ricers. At least it's not a Civic. If you're a car guy though it's a pretty solid car to mod out.

Kinda worried about it messing things up but my wife isn't the jealous type plus it's her idea. I don't really want it to be an ongoing thing though. I'd prefer to just fuck her once and be done but that's probably not realistic since they're coworkers.

...

I would avoid it. I know you know, but your wife should know not to shit where she eats.

>I would avoid it

I feel like a hypocrite because I've told people the samething in the past. Not going to lie though if I find her remotely attractive and she doesn't have a shit personality I'm probably going to go for it.

Well if you just came to my shitty city with $200 fraud price you would be

Lol more like she'll run off to be a lesbo during her midlife crisis

>implying I would ever need to pay money for sex
I'm a total chad duds. The game is strong

I doubt that or she would of already done it instead of trying to get me laid.

Test your luck then buddy boy

If you're hot and your horoscope is Aries I'll fuck you free

Kek

Well have fun whatever happens senpai

New microphone setup, sounds pretty pro, taking vocaroo requests, by which I mean tell me the Tupac song you want me to sing.

Then again I think I've said I'd fuck you free cap...

Dropping tren after 3 months or so, how much size am I gonna lose? Not pcting, just dropping to a cruise of 250 test

I just experienced this. Good riddance.

test

SOMEONE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

keep getting banned, lads...

wat do

Is that even a song lyric.

no

just say it

also a seperate request; several minutes of you moaning in ecstasy

Yeah thats what I was thinking.
Get one for sub 20, mod it, have some fun.
But instead I had to pay off loans, being a fiscally responsible adult is so boring

STILL BALLIN

Just watch my videos of the ~25 rep sets of deficit deadlifts, plenty enough grunts and heavy breathing.

>STILL BALLIN
vocaroo.com/i/s1r3o2nMXfx2

Ya? I will let you know if I get super desperate lol. That's a long flight for some poon that may or may not be amazing. =P
Tell harambe hi for me

We'll visit together
Eiffel tower

higher than I expected
What a stud though
Now dance on vocaroo

vocaroo.com/i/s1eDx6jgoyrk

tupac aint that high

>just like that the east west rivalry is reignited

requesting "hit em up"

>FL sounds like a hick

Only the first verse, but eh.
vocaroo.com/i/s0TokWC9N2xM

>3D waifu uses tinder
is there no sacred girl these days?
I was planning on talking to her but it will be pretty much decided if she swipes my ass to the left

I was going for more of a Terrence Howard in Iron Man.

why you gotta hate bro

you're using tinder

Does anyone know a reliable place to get cheap blood tests done? If my test is low, then I'm hopping on at least SARMS if not a small amount of test.

>you're using tinder
exactly.

labsmd.com/tests.php?view=category_result&show=2234&category=14&search=#2234

do anything exciting today?

Not much besides setting up my new microphone.

why sarms if your test is low, not sure I see the reasoning.

I was saying you shouldn't be judging a girl for using tinder when you're using it yourself

idk what you are saying exactly though

So I don't need free testosterone, just total?

To the best of my knowledge, they are easier to get and they work to some degree.

Tren 100+ test 500 = good combo for cutting? Was gonna run the tren for 6 weeks. Then keep up the test for a bit longer until cruise

I'm doing a 300mg/wk Test-E + 600mg/wk EQ cycle for 16 weeks right now. I'm liking it much better than a high does Test-E cycle. The EQ seems to give lean gains, and it helps increase appetite (I normally have a small appetite). The Test-E dose is low enough to where I have no sides (and EQ is very low sides / very little aromatization).

they do, but they aren't exactly what I'd recommend to someone with low t

you're gonna use lgd, it's gonna suppress your already low test to close-to-0 amounts, you're gonna come off and then lose all your gains while waiting for your test levels to come back to normal... that's if your normal levels are even good enough to keep whatever you get

> I still have "steroid abuse" in my permanent medical file even after throwing a goddamn fit about it.

What country does that kind of shit happen in? That's seriously messed up.

>We'll visit together
>Eiffel tower
First date/smash session and we gotta ago to the eiffel tower? Jesus christ I have a lot to teach you Jerry lmao

What do you fucking degenerates use for bitcoin orders

Which wallet, do you tumble etc

Help a scrub out

Localbitcoins with a bank cash deposit purchase. Blockchain app is pretty good. Don't worry about tumbling too much since the purchase is pretty much anonymous.

Why is it on tren I have 0 energy to do shit except work out? and even then, I am still 0 energy until i do 1 or 2 sets, then I have infinite until i'm done working out

>missus is interested in having a threesome. I always knew she was bi but nothing ever came of it until now.
She fucked some other guy and feels guilty about cheating so she's offering a threesome.

dammit cap

I dig it breh.
Fug I had no idea lmao.
Threesomes do nothing for me. I am 110% interested in just one dedicated partner.
I guess I would do it with two sloots that I didn't give a fuck about. But another guy and one girl? Ehhh...
You just lose too much of the intimacy and control. I can control two women or one or whatever. But with a living God among men like Jerry fucking the same girl as me? No way could I compete.

>tfw nobody asked for best song
Also do Three Doors Down and John Mayer.

I need voice lessons, goddamn.

Can you do November rain with the instrumental in the background? :3

I can't match that dude's tone, it's upsetting me.

Dave Matthew's band?

So buy from localbitcoins into a blockchain wallet, then just a straight 'donation' to the seller?

vocaroo.com/i/s0MBwAtCluBi

League game just loaded, hah.

Pretty much. You could use a tumbler.
Better safe than sorry.
Make sure you buy the coins via some anonymous method such as bank cash deposit.

Oh shit, I need to work on projecting.

Respect.
You need the instrumental lol.

Way too paranoid. No one cares if you buy sterons. Bank transfer to exchange, deposit to darknet, buy shit. The end.

Sterons are like a 5 year sentence here in aus brah

I think better safe than sorry is definitely a good idea

Plus buying off a dude on sst

>Way too paranoid.
I always cringe when I hear this kind of stuff. The government surveillance rabbit hole is DEEP. The things that Snowden and wikileaks have revealed should have started riots and protests. But everyone just thinks it's no big deal that the government is recording literally everything they can get their hands on.

Anyone else consider starting steroids the best decision of their life, bar none? It might be different for me because I had test in the 200s at 18 years old but w.e

>test in the 200s at 18 years old but w.e
I was probably around the same place but now I'm in the low 300s at 25.

Do you cycle or b&c? I'm going to bed but just curious as to whether you think cycling is worth it if you're already low test, and why you would count it among the best decisions you made.

If you're putting that high a value on it I'm assuming you're keeping your gains, which to me, suggests b&c based on what I've read.

The best decision I have ever made in my life was to be honest and genuine with everyone I meet. I've been shit on by 95% of the people I've met. But it's made me an excellent judge of character.
The best part is that I have friends who would gladly fight and die for me and vice versa.

So, we're all going to start broadcasting our every waking moment willingly and they'll be able to tune in on whoever, whenever, wherever they want.

Get in on the wave, it's only around $700 for a handheld 3 axis gimbal and drone setup capable of vlogging. If you don't document it with high enough production quality then it won't be processed/recreatable in the singularity. Document moments in time, do it.

Do it.

haha it has nothing to do with the gains. it's a big bonus to me but the main thing is not feeling like an old man dying of fucking cancer with 0 sex drive

mine was really bad. after i injected test for the first time, a couple of days later i looked at porn (i had 0 sex drive before that, so it wasn't a habit) and i was like "HOLY SHIT" because i never felt like actually horny before

also I bnc. I would literally rather kill myself than go back to being low test.

I got my bloodwork done a couple months before I hopped on, and sinec I got the bloodwork done I steadily felt more and more like shit. I have a feeling my test dropped way more somehow between me getting the bloodwork and me hopping on

>sinec I got the bloodwork done I steadily felt more and more like shit.
>what is e2 and why am I a nub?
>why am I so lazy and haven't gotten more bloods to figure out wtf is going on
>when will fl get jb gf?
>is mk766 a meme?
>do grills like spaghetti?

what? i don't give a shit what's going on i wanted to roid anyway

you're completely retarded lol

you realize i fucking meant that i was feeling shittier and shitter BETWEEN the time I got the bloodwork and the time I started injecting test? Not AFTER I started injecting test

>that guy who doesn't know what jbs are

Jesus christ you nubs need to eat more waffle fries.