Suppositories

Who's /makeyourownsuppositories/ here?

What the fuck am I looking at

Suppositories

But who was glycerin?

Is this for a real purpose or do you just enjoy reverse shitting?

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can tell this thread is gonna go to shit before it's even started.
Put me in the screen cap on /r/Veeky Forums

lol gross

>But who was glycerin?
Not glycerin, Cacao butter.

>Is this for a real purpose
Yes, second day doing this and it's working wonders.

My digestion is fucking terrible and doing this is the only real way to get supplements into my body. It basically gets absorbed directly into my bloodstream.

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F....f....five scoops?

>F....f....five scoops?
Yes

You actually shove these up your ass?

What do the letters represent and how do they fit up your anus?

D is DMPS and MSM

T is Allithiamine and MSM

The P's are Wormwood oil, Clove Oil, Black Walnut Oil, Turmeric Oil, Oregano Oil, Ozonated Olive Oil and Crushed Garlic.

I just shove them up my ass.

The yellows look too large to fit up an anus? Do squish them down into a long and soft shape or something?

So what do you introduce in your anus?
The whole cup?

they're not

They're hard not soft.

I just shove them up there.

>So what do you introduce in your anus?
>The whole cup?
You take them out of the cup.

Why can't you do this orally exactly?

Wait... so you shove a shot glass's worth of cocao butter up your ass? I hope this is a joke

>Why can't you do this orally exactly?
Stomach acids, enzymes and other stuff destroys the supplements I digest before they can be absorbed.

Also for some reason my body has impaired absorption when I eat supplements or eat food.

>Wait... so you shove a shot glass's worth of cocao butter up your ass?
Yes.
They're smaller shot glasses.

I used to pocket egg but I found that it was difficult finding space in a free pocket.
I now rectum egg to carry and absorb protein throughout the day.

>I now rectum egg to carry and absorb protein throughout the day.
That's the best way to do it bro.

>carry rectum egg
>q.t. mirin my gainz from egg protein
>go back to her place for a lil natty lickaroo
>remove pants
>boner.jpeg
>squat down over her
>lay egg on her tits
>mfw i am the egg man
goo goo g'joob

thats literally ice tea

Kek

>ice tea
You sure about that?

I just out them in the fridge when I took the picture.

webm of insertion pls

>I shove shit up my ass for nutrients
A new low I see

better than shoving things up your ass for fun, like you do

>sharing your rectum egg
>making it
Pick one

Woah stop projecting onto me mate. My ass is exit only

BUMP

These things are awesome.

>buttboy bumping his own threads

easy there big man