Does your brother have better genetics than you?

youtube.com/watch?v=swqFd7f1Yw0&ab_channel=ToniMahfud

Toni Mahfud is literally a god and I'm a male fanboy because I am both jealous but want to be him.

>born with two thumbs on my right hand
I'm sure that probably fulfills some obscure Malawian tribal prophecy about a chosen one.

>Mahfud
No longer mirin.

Spotted the sub 100 iq moron

What, you thought he was white? lmfao

He looks like a massive fuccboi
Nothing about him is even remotely manly

no because i only have sisters B-)

left genuiely looks like a flaming faggot

is this what counts for an attractive man these days? looking like a woman?

Guy on the left looks like a plastic try hard

My sister is taller, has a smaller waist, wider hips, bigger tiddies, smaller feet and daintier hands than me.
I only arguably have better lips and nose (but my nose is ugly still, look like an old man's nose). Oh and also I'm not insane.

Shut the fuck up you raging numale faggot

why what did I do

THIS is attractive

not that girly makeup shit on the left

You realize they both have extremely similar facial features right

Just wait until OP dude gets older and gets a few wrinkles, then you can stop feeling jelly and just rub one out to him

The physical and mental oddities of Veeky Forums never cease to amaze

The fact that you couldn't tell from the beginning displeases me.

Veeky Forumsget pls go

That's not how genetic recombination works.

Nah, I'm 6', but my sister is like 4'11", as a kid she blamed that I used up all the height genetix.

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>Oh and also I'm not insane.

I'm not falling for your Jewish tricks.

2nd youngest of four brothers and honestly we all have good and bad traits i'd say i got lucky besides small joints :'( and hairline receding in future

I mean, am I a bit autistic? Sure. Asocial? Totally
But at least I never tried to kill anyone

I don't know man, how strong are you?

upload a pic of ur thumb

>Location: Hamburg, Germany
>Mahfud = Syrian name

ZE NEW GERMANS :D

The native population are screwed with guys like him, women are wetting themselves just by looking at him

My brother is gifted with better genetics than me physically but he chose to become drug addicted and now he is in prison. I don't get it.

Better than all of them in every way but I have a fatal flaw.
>5'6 manlet

I'm bald there is nothing I can do to be handsome.

Women disagree. They would rather have OP's guy

>me: 5'6, shitty acne
>brother: 5'10, clean skin

we're 10 years apart but still...

Shave it completely off and chrome that shit up and become mr clean.

Mahfud is not a Syrian name but nice meme you fucking faggot

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>Me: 5'11", acne af, kinda getting a jawline, 160lb otter body.
>Brother: 6'3", clear skin, jawline, 160lb skinny but could easily bulk.

I'm smarter and he's a druggy, WHY DO YOU WASTE YOUR GIFTS FAGGOT.

>Be 5'5" dark skinned manlet
>Little sister is 6'0 light skinned

>mom 5'8
>dad 5'8
>me 5'8
>baby bro 10 yrs younger 6'0

Some crazy chemicals in the air or something

Oh my god, his hair. WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS TO THEIR HAIR.

He's not even my type, but I would be infinitely more attracted to him if he just fixed his fucking hair. Wearing it shaved on the sides and thick on the top just looks like you're wearing a sad hat. Like one of those pinwheel retard hats that broke.

It's in style bro

if he's 6'3'' with a jawline then he's already made it enough so that there's no pressing need for improvement

>2016
>doesn't have a fade/undercut with either scraggly on top or slicked back

you probably just have shit hair genetics t b h

What else retard? He is actually syrian

>calling the invasion of germany a meme

Short on the sides long on top looks awesome desu, it's the jugend haircut.

I'm jelly I can't do it because I'm bald

the america and mexico ones are the best.

Get scalp micropigmentation bro

> 19, 5'10"
> 175 lbs 10% bf
> broad jaw and nice chin
> light-tan skin

> brother is 25
> 190 lbs, maybe 15-20% bf
> dark skin
> 6'2"
> gets tons of girls while I never had a gf

Height is not a fucking meme, if I was 6'2" I'd be slaying.

lol what

>Height is not a fucking meme, if I was 6'2" I'd be slaying.
It is, I'm 5'11, my bro is 6'1 and I slay pussy just as much as he does

>believing this
who are you, elliot rodgers lmao.
How do you explain short guys with hot gfs. scientific anomalies? doubt it m9

would you rather he get a greasy ass topknot or a fedora tipping slickback that's 50 years out of fashion?

>dark skin

Theres your problem m8. Girls, especially white ones, only want that bbc. Tough luck on that light skin roll.

It's basically a permanent buzzcut

Include me in the diddlycap

They cut off the wrong one! With the other one you probably would be able to bend iron pipes and shit.

bro:
>6'6
>good skin
>fairly intelligent
me:
>6'1
>no acne, but not great skin on face
>autist, but I assume I'm more intelligent than bro

We have similar faces. All in all we're quite similar apart from fact he's way taller and skinnier, because he doesn't lift.

women would like another woman looking like guy? I don't think so.

SeeThe other thumb stuck upward at the base of the one I have so I had time holding things as a baby because Essentially I was squashing my second thumb if I made a fist

No, height is a meme.

If you walked into a club alone, do you know how you could approach a group of girls talking among themselves and bring one home?

It's the current thing in Germany. All tryhard models and instagramfags have this kind of haircut.

Nah, my brother's 4 inches shorter than me, obese, on all kinds of medication, other shit

no, but my sister does. shes an alpha stacy if ive ever seen one.

5'11" and 6'1" are really pretty similar. Try being

Do thumb exercises.

My brothers are all taller then me tallest being 6'4 and me being 5'11. I'm the best looking and in the best shape though.

Their girlfriends would flirt with me all the time. They were some pretty big skanks though.

my sister has better genetics than me. because she is a girl and can get laid whenever the fuck she wants

I read somewhere, I think in Time but it said that the first child is usually better looking than the 2nd and 3d

my brother is unironically a model

Me:
>6'0
>7.5/10 face
>Great lifting genetics.
>Hollywood tier teeth
>Started balding at 20.
My 4 year older brother.
>5'6
>5/10 face
>Bad teeth
>Small gymnast body.
>Has a perfect hairline at 27 that won't ever recede.
>Smart as shit, was doing college calculus before highschool.

Although i seem to have been delt the better hand i would do anything for his hair

'Murrica ?

I have an identical twin. We looked exactly the same but as we got older we started changing
Me:
>5'8" manlet
>185 bench after a year of lifting
>studied for SAT for hours amd got a sub 1700
Him:
>5'10" king of manlets
>185 bench without working out
>didnt study for a second yet got 1900 on SAT
Whats worse is we used to do taekwondo and i would practice techniques and workout for hours by myself while he sat on the computer but once it was time to spar he just played with me like im a toy.
Im stronger and more aesthetic than him now but he still gets more girls. Now hes in a uni while i take the bus to community so i can go listen to lectures i dont understand.
What went so wrong with me?

You're Rock Lee and he is Neji.

Hahaha Neji was actually his favorite character when we were kids.
I hated Rock Lee though. I thought he was born to fail and should just give up already. Little did I know.

I'm ALOT stronger than you, and think he looks great, kys.

Brown Muslim guy looks better than 99% of German men lul. Germans are ugly as fuck.

>better hairline
>more symmetric face
>always beenmore athletic
>better results after shorter amount of lifting
>doing better in his grad program than I am
at least I'm taller than him

>been beta fuck all my childhood / teens
>still got good genes (tall handsome athletic) and made it around 22
>lil bro never was as beta as me
>tall, athletic, handsome, leader in his circle of friends, dates the most popular girl in school
>couldnt be any prouder

my brother is a skinnyfat guy who has a chiesled jaw, straight teeth and thick hair and looks alot better than me

but i have them muscles =(

Have you seen how his children look?

>greyscale
>artsy fartsy angles you see all tumblr
>myspace facial tilt

Wew fag

>american education

the guy on the left looks like a fucking idiot whose ""job"" is instagram and collecting welfare.
the guy on the right looks like he might actually have a degree

This is the same logic that normies use when assuming that we are retarded because we have muscles.
This might be the wrong board for you.

your thumb looks way too skinny

Yez! He iz my younger brother, and he iz taller, haz better hair, and haz better facial geneticz. Alzo iz a very talented muzician.

>olive skin
You're acting as if that's a positive thing.

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literally nothing wrong with greyscale

He got the looks
You got the brain
Good deal for you
Hope your brah get his shit together

Im 4'11 my three sisters and my mom are 5'1-5'3. We all have different dads of varying heights but we somehow all look almost exactly the same give or take a gew inches. Grandpa was 5'5 and grandma was 5'6. Meanwhile my aunt is 5'7 my cousin is 6'4 and my uncle was only 5'11ish

Me on The left

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