Be me, 18 y/o grill

>be me, 18 y/o grill
>move to new city, check out a new gym
>PT: What are you looking for?
>Me: A power rack
>PT: (looks disturbed) Did your boyfriend send you?
>Me: No, it's for me.
>PT: Well, we have lots of cardio equipment here. And if you want more, there are plenty of isolation machines.
>Me: No. I am following Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength program, and I know the only way to get stronger is to do compound lifts at progressively higher weights
>PT: (disgusted) No! Girls shouldn't be squatting and deadlifting! You'll get all gross and bulky!
>The MANAGER walks out of the office, completely red in the face. He is a HUGE, jacked up guy in his 40s.
>Manager: (points at PT) You! Get in my office right now!
>That young lady is using one of the best programs for building functional strength and becoming harder to kill. Maybe if you weren't so concerned with getting "toned", you'd know that. Now go wipe down the machines
>Entire gym: *starts applauding and cheering*
>Manager: I like the look of you, kid. How about a free membership? Just be here early tomorrow- I'm gonna be training you myself

And that's how I got a free gym membership and the best trainer in my city.

fake and gay. please leave

Cringiest shit i have read

>being a girl
>not getting anywhere yourself
>trainer meme
Your body is going to be ugly but considering how privileged you are you defiently deserve it.
>you go girl.jpg

Of all the things that never happened this happened the least.

>Me: No. I am following Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength program, and I know the only way to get stronger is to do compound lifts at progressively higher weights

>i am womyn i kno how 2 do the manly tings even tho i am womyn lok i know the /meme/ rotine by markos nippletits i am rlly intelgnet :^)!

congrats op I cringed/10 you win... you fucking win

Why are you going out in public without a chaperone?

>be me, 19y.o. grill
>not doing SS because I'm not a meme

How bad does your pussy smell from GOMAD?

That Manager's name?

>markos nippletits
Kek

Why is it that when a woman posts, shw always puts it in the first line of her post

Really makes you think

Newfags everywhere

wheres the guy who slaps her ass whenever she fails a lift

ITT: Nobody's ever read any HAES stories. They all either end in applause or crying in the car.

grabs (you) by the throat

Wow how did you guess my kink baby

>>be me, 18 y/o grill
>>move to new city, check out a new gym

Would that city happen to be London by any chance?

>newfags taking this bait
nice dubs and trips btw will you please be my gf?

>I'm gonna be training you myself
Prepare for dickings

satan confirmed for 9/11 fucking over everything

its MISTER Mark Rippetoe for you CUNT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF /FIT, we are NOT here to give you your attention, you are a filthy whore who should keep sucking muslim cock for attention. NEVER COME HERE AGAIN and DELETE you POST.

This sounds like a /fit version of those tumblr stories where everyone applauds a quiet kid for saying/doing something

Its true, I was there. I was one of the isolation masheens.

No shit Sherlock

>hi guise im gruulll
>move to new city cos im independent and look for gym
>this guy on gym don't want me to do power rack
>im into fit and other kinky stuff, so i google searched what is power rack
>since im so beautiful he tries to hit on me
>says my body will look awesome on cardio
>im independent woman and want power rack
>this guy comes to save me from opression
>hes the MANAGER and so hes hot and attracted to me
>gives other guy a talk about how im important and beautiful and i should have what i want
>im independent
>everybody applauses me because im awesome and don't need no man
>MANAGER says he's going to train me personally
>also I get free membership because im independent

Once again Veeky Forums is confirmed as the dumbest board.

You lost at the "entire gym applauding " part. Shit like that is a dead give away to poorly written self indulgent story

Why would gomad make ur pussy smell? I've heard of protein farts, but your pussy? Maybe you shouldve seen a doc

That's where you started to question the credibility of the story. There.

you can find out for yourself when your head is between my thighs bb ;)

kek, I hate you OP

Kek'd the most I've ever kek'd at this

>teleports from grip
>Appears behind you
>Unsheathes katana

psh, nothing personnel kid

If true then cool story.
If not then cool story.