>be me, 18 y/o grill >move to new city, check out a new gym >PT: What are you looking for? >Me: A power rack >PT: (looks disturbed) Did your boyfriend send you? >Me: No, it's for me. >PT: Well, we have lots of cardio equipment here. And if you want more, there are plenty of isolation machines. >Me: No. I am following Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength program, and I know the only way to get stronger is to do compound lifts at progressively higher weights >PT: (disgusted) No! Girls shouldn't be squatting and deadlifting! You'll get all gross and bulky! >The MANAGER walks out of the office, completely red in the face. He is a HUGE, jacked up guy in his 40s. >Manager: (points at PT) You! Get in my office right now! >That young lady is using one of the best programs for building functional strength and becoming harder to kill. Maybe if you weren't so concerned with getting "toned", you'd know that. Now go wipe down the machines >Entire gym: *starts applauding and cheering* >Manager: I like the look of you, kid. How about a free membership? Just be here early tomorrow- I'm gonna be training you myself
And that's how I got a free gym membership and the best trainer in my city.
Jeremiah Reed
fake and gay. please leave
Daniel Stewart
Cringiest shit i have read
Jace Adams
>being a girl >not getting anywhere yourself >trainer meme Your body is going to be ugly but considering how privileged you are you defiently deserve it. >you go girl.jpg
Caleb Richardson
Of all the things that never happened this happened the least.
Benjamin Myers
>Me: No. I am following Mark Rippetoe's Starting Strength program, and I know the only way to get stronger is to do compound lifts at progressively higher weights
>i am womyn i kno how 2 do the manly tings even tho i am womyn lok i know the /meme/ rotine by markos nippletits i am rlly intelgnet :^)!
congrats op I cringed/10 you win... you fucking win
Thomas Harris
Why are you going out in public without a chaperone?
Kayden Wilson
>be me, 19y.o. grill >not doing SS because I'm not a meme
How bad does your pussy smell from GOMAD?
Lucas Bennett
That Manager's name?
Aiden Miller
>markos nippletits Kek
Jonathan Evans
Why is it that when a woman posts, shw always puts it in the first line of her post
Really makes you think
Matthew Nguyen
Newfags everywhere
Liam King
wheres the guy who slaps her ass whenever she fails a lift
Cameron Collins
ITT: Nobody's ever read any HAES stories. They all either end in applause or crying in the car.
Ethan Ward
grabs (you) by the throat
Benjamin Thomas
Wow how did you guess my kink baby
Lincoln Murphy
>>be me, 18 y/o grill >>move to new city, check out a new gym
Would that city happen to be London by any chance?
Zachary Nguyen
>newfags taking this bait nice dubs and trips btw will you please be my gf?
Jayden Smith
>I'm gonna be training you myself Prepare for dickings
Ian Gray
satan confirmed for 9/11 fucking over everything
Aiden Johnson
its MISTER Mark Rippetoe for you CUNT. GET THE FUCK OUT OF /FIT, we are NOT here to give you your attention, you are a filthy whore who should keep sucking muslim cock for attention. NEVER COME HERE AGAIN and DELETE you POST.
Angel Sanchez
This sounds like a /fit version of those tumblr stories where everyone applauds a quiet kid for saying/doing something
Jace Martin
Its true, I was there. I was one of the isolation masheens.
Colton Taylor
No shit Sherlock
Kevin Myers
>hi guise im gruulll >move to new city cos im independent and look for gym >this guy on gym don't want me to do power rack >im into fit and other kinky stuff, so i google searched what is power rack >since im so beautiful he tries to hit on me >says my body will look awesome on cardio >im independent woman and want power rack >this guy comes to save me from opression >hes the MANAGER and so hes hot and attracted to me >gives other guy a talk about how im important and beautiful and i should have what i want >im independent >everybody applauses me because im awesome and don't need no man >MANAGER says he's going to train me personally >also I get free membership because im independent
Gavin Parker
Once again Veeky Forums is confirmed as the dumbest board.
Nathaniel Martin
You lost at the "entire gym applauding " part. Shit like that is a dead give away to poorly written self indulgent story
Zachary White
Why would gomad make ur pussy smell? I've heard of protein farts, but your pussy? Maybe you shouldve seen a doc
Samuel Martinez
That's where you started to question the credibility of the story. There.
James Ortiz
you can find out for yourself when your head is between my thighs bb ;)
Liam Evans
kek, I hate you OP
Grayson Harris
Kek'd the most I've ever kek'd at this
Jose Roberts
>teleports from grip >Appears behind you >Unsheathes katana