MET GIRL AT GYM THIS MORNING AND WE'RE GETTING COFFEE IN A COUPLE OF HOURS WTF DO I DO OR SAY

Lost it at "fish oil"

u live in the uk f4mily?

this thread, jesus christ.

Just bee yourself and have a fucking conversation with her. If you too mesh, you mesh. If you don't, well, you'll probably move gyms.

Have some fun.

But most girls and people in general are uninteresting, wtf am I supposed to keep asking

>12 year old detected

Have you never had a conversation before? Just let it flow naturally ya fucking sperg.

You honestly just gotta go off of what she says.

As if your talking to a mate and you are actually interested in what they're saying.

>just be yourself
What if I'm a shitlord?

Ask how her mom and dad are doing, women like to talk about that shit

>I'm leaving right now, and you can either come with me and fuck, or watch me walk out of your life forever.
>*pikcing your fedora*
>*wave your cape*
>Yare yare!
>*walk away singing RAW RAW FIGHT THE POWER*
>a few hours later post in 4chen about how womyn are fucking dumb retarded useless brainless cunts

>tfw waiting with a qt3.14 grill coworker for the train
>20 minute wait
>i just keep asking her questions, don't know how to ask relevant questions so it's more like an interview
>no idea how to have a conversation
>have no friends
halp

Biggest advice I can give, talk to her like a male friend. But subtle, dont go telling her you will shit on her chest or something, but mild banter is very good.

top kek

no makeup and she looks like a plain chick, lol boy how have they messed them selves up, they cant go anywhere without a little powder, fucked for life, my daughters wont be raised that way, fuck the sheep we the wolves

I hate women as much as everyone else on Veeky Forums, but you are fucking retarded.

She looks like a plain chick without makeup as well, it's all about the tits, senpai.

what if i have no male friends?

truth of quints, these idiots dont see women as another person instead just some object in life for their amusement, we are all just other people trying to live our lives

>Wolves on Veeky Forums, ok mate

How do you start the conversation up?

become beta cuck

Don't ask her too many questions. She doesn't want to feel like she's in an interview. You should talk shit ton about yourself then follow up with a question about her.

Ex: Its nice to finally get to know you. I've seen you at the gym a few times. Mmm I love coffee, I know this little coffee shop that makes the best blah blah... have you ever heard/tasked a... blah blah? Ect...

Always give something about yourself; personality or otherwise then follow up with a question.

Good luck user

>where are you from
>what do you do for a living
>if student ask about her major
>what are your goals for later in life
>have you ever left the country

Make jokes when you feel like making jokes
Bee your self

Just talk to her, have a smooth date. Near the end get a little harder on eye contact, take conversation sexual. spot squats reference

When it comes about time to go, ask if she has anything planned for after, if no, take her to your place to show her all your supplements, or for drinks, then smash

Oh fuck I forgot one. The hands down best question I know for starting conversation.
>what is one thing that you have done that most people haven't done

Just try to be funny, dont force it..

Humor is easy way to see if you two match, if she doesnt get your jokes its pretty bad..

>>what are your goals for later in life
>>what is one thing that you have done that most people haven't done

what if myself don't have a good answer for these questions?

i have done nothing that most people haven't done tbqh

>meet her at coffee shop
>order your coffees
>it's time to pay, she expects you to pay for hers as well
>inform her that you will be unable to continue your relationship, because the amount of cleavage she is displaying is not on par with the values of a Judeo-Christian society, but rather with those of a washed up porn star
>pay for your own coffee and leave

he's gotta be trolling right..?
i mean really he can't be serious, i can't even tell on here any more

>>Just try to be funny, dont force it..
oh just be funny, why didn't i think of that

how do i be funny?

t-t-thanks

You live in a cave or something ?

>tfw still living at home
>tfw can't invite any girl for sex

hotel

Then I could just visit a brothel

Peeps love being asked interview questions yo!

Good advice...

where do I take women if I don't drink coffee? apparently you're supposed to do active things like bowling? just seems silly to me

>>have you ever left the country
Ameritards

>Invite her for a coffee just to say you can't take a coffee with her
Alright then

>he thinks walking from one sheep fucking village to another sheep fucking village counts as traveling

Sorry our country is bigger than your entire hemisphere of sweaty muslim countries.

Just order tea mate...

I think you cash make this one exception if you will be going on a date...

>his country doesn't have airplanes to leave the continent
How does it feel to be third world

Why do you think my argument was about ease of travel and not geographical size? I could travel to 15 different countries in Europe but barely make it halfway across the states in the same time frame.

International travel isn't special when you can literally ride your bike to another country.

>What do you do most ppl don't
10 quality shitposts
10 image reactions
And 100 threads read
EVERY SINGLE DAY

What the fuck are you even talking about. Do you know what airplanes are? You can leave your country in a few hours even if you live in Kansas.

Or is it that airplanes are unable to lift Americans because you're so fat? Dumbass lmao

he's saying it's easier to travel to different countries if you live in Europe or SEA due to proximity of countries

America as a landmass is larger than Europe. you can travel to like 20 countries very easily and cheaply in europe.

>Europoor education system at work

idiot

So what stops you from booking a flight to Canada or Mexico. Probably the fact that most Americans don't know that other countries even exists besides Russia.

kek Americans are so fucking dumb

>virgin detected

If it makes u feel better I hate if when people ask to meet at "Starbucks for coffee". First off I used to work there and had a bad experience with my last manager illegally firing me. Secondly as someone who's worked at a few coffee places, I know just how awful Sbux coffee is. I used.to work for coffee bean as well, but at least their coffee doesn't suck like Sbux and my manager there wasn't as psycho.
>mfw people ask to go for coffee and they don't understand why it makes me cringe.

user maybe you should work on yourself before trying to be in a relationship. You obviously lack life experience and you're not going to attract anyone interesting or decent if you're not interesting or decent yourself. But at least you acknowledge this instead of blaming others.

OP with successful archaeologist line reporting in.
Happened about a month ago, I'm surprised anyone remembers that.

As follow up I would personally like to go for long walks, bicycle rides, etc. To get to know someone. But everyone is different and no one thing will work for everyone

I usually just talk about things and let her also talk about stuff. I don't know I just let the conversation flow. My problem is mostly on the closing part, that's where I lose my way.

Very common mistake made by most men I believe.
You have to have male friends before you get an GF.
Otherwise you'll come off as boring and needy.

This. Ask a qurstion, follow up by relating it to yourself and then follow it up with another question if she hasnt interjected about an opinion or something

you're not supposed to interview her...

How do I get friends?

I don't know how to have conversations

forgot pic, its me

>gf made a new friend just 2-3 days ago
>were going with her to watch a movie
>today she randomly sent her a semi-naked picture(and for some reason my gf showed it to me)
>they're both bisexual
>what the fuck

So how do I turn this into a 3 way

inb4 someone posts the pic of that guy that got cucked by a feminist

that's not the point. girls love talking about themselves. the point isn't to ask her uncomfortable questions, it's to make her talk about stuff she likes talking about (herself and her interests).

Guess you need to prep the cow now

aren't you supposed to ask like "i'm doing this at this time, come if you want" though? that's kinda hard to do for walks

optimally I think you shouldn't spend more time asking questions than the time you spend on talking yourself. if you can't think of anything then stop asking the questions.

apart from that I don't know who to talk to people either since so little happens in my life.

...

>in a relationship with a woman that identifies as bisexual
Glad ill never be this beta

fucking turkey, always trying to sneak into europe.

>wanting to leave America

Got a good laugh outta this
Thanks user.. You the real MVP

If she looks like pic related, be sure NOT to make fun of her massive forehead

>choosing to go to Canada or Mexico rather than the much better American counterparts of the Northwest/east and California

I'm not saying international travel isn't important.. I've been to about 13 different countries living in the US, but I can understand how someone can stay in the USA forever and still live a culturally fulfilling life. The country is very large and full of different cultures... it would take years of travel to experience even half of this country.

Do you actually need help or are you being a troll?

I never got the "are you a beaver? cus dam" one. Is it mocking beaver noises? Fuck if I know.

compliment her shoes

everybody knows that

yeah beavers call sounds kinda like "cus"
should be taken off the chart imo, not everybody knows about beavers

lol

In my experience big foreheads tend to correlate with big titties and wide hips

Could just be me though

>looking at the forehead

Low test confirmed

I seriously have no friends and don't know how to get friends

kek

>i would berry my dick
>berry

I have no friends, but feel completely fine with this. Always have done.

A-am I ok Veeky Forums?

...

did you know that beavers build dams?

Cliche, but read the book on how to make friends. Listen to podcasts. Literally just say hi to everyone that even looks in your direction. When you walk into a cafe, say hi to the cashier, not timidly, and just ask how their day is.

A lot of what you're going through is because you're too focused inwardly and not outwardly. I know its easier said than done, but you really have to learn how to open up and just make simple small talk with strangers. Maybe you'll have something in common, maybe not. But at least you're trying.

Once you're comfortable, try going to things that you're interested in and meeting people. Anime conventions if you're a weeb. Sports bars of your favorite teams if not. Local gym.

Once you're in the habit of making simple conversations you can start delving deeper into socializing. Just take it easy and slowly, you'll figure it out. You have decades of unlearning to do, it wont happen overnight.

No. People, and especially men, are made to be social creatures. Men are much more social than women and need bonding with other men. We aren't made to be loners and its not good for your health or well being.

Stop pretending like you're "completely fine" with it, you're just justifying your life decisions. You know damn well you aren't fine with it, you've just accepted a lesser position in life and are jaded now.

>have a smooth date

How do you even make a date go smoothly ?

You dress well, feel confident, etc.

You ask a question(s), she answers your question(s).

Should you just talk about what you're drinking/eating, tell jokes and make her laugh ?

All I really know is if she gives you short answers, avoids eye contact, doesn't smile, etc then she's not interested (doesn't like you).

>make her laugh without being a stupid dancing monkey
>escalate kino
>find if she's intrested in movies/photos/some hobbie you do
>tell her you have to go real quick but you'd like to show her movie/photo/some hobbie you do in your house
>try to fuck her
>don't panic and continue conversation as if nothing happened if any of this steps fail

tell me a bit about yourself and I can tell you what you should talk about. have you traveled a lot ? which hobbies do you have ? do you watch a lot of tv shows or movies ? other sport than lifting ? which job do you have or have you done already ?

also if you know anything about her I can tell you what you can ask her. Without any information I can just give you generic stuff.

FUCK OP, WE NEED AN UPDATE, WHAT SHE SAID, WHAT YOU DID
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Right now, I have a min wage job at a movie theater (I get to invite anyone to watch movies for free) and I haven't traveled a lot.

My hobbies are lifting weights and playing acoustic guitar (I'm still a beginner).

Lastly, I'm saving up money to buy my own car and I'll eventually rent a small apartment.

>autism.

Being stoic and uninvested isn't necessarily bad, but saying "out of my life forever" is EXTREMELY clingy material, it screams being emotionally overinvested because it implies she was ever a part to begin with.

A slag you want to bang isn't "a part of your life".