Tfw your ass is better than most female asses

>tfw your ass is better than most female asses

>iktfb

ayy that one bitch with no bottom got some red bottoms

I am aware of this feeling.

>tfw you have seen three female asses better than yours in the last 2 years

Goddamn OP I just got out of the shower and looked in the mirror and thought the same thing.

mah n-word

>tfw mirin your own ass in the bathroom mirror

anyone else like feeling their own ass.. you know just kinda running your hand softly up and down on it.

How much you are making in G4P, op?

>let's take a picture of our asses.
This is a reason women are looked down on.

1>6>5>2>4>3

>toweling off in room
>put leg up on chair while drying off thighs etc
>look over into mirror
>realize that your ass looks better than the porno you saw the other day

Weird feel desu senpai.

wtf are you talking about 1 and 5 aren't the only ones that aren't fat all other are fucking disgusting

Is it weird for a guy to have a big butt?

I would tongue every single one of those asses.

Why do Irish girls never have an ass?

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>tfw a girl slaps your ass

>tfw you prefer looking at a man's toned ass than these female flabs
What have you done to me, Veeky Forums

>tfw filipina women at my work
>tfw those chubby asses

I feel like I'm getting pretty narcissistic. I have a better butt than most girls and my chest is getting pretty big too. Most girls look boring to me now

>tfw competing with girls for the best ass

>pic related my ass
take pics from this angle brehs lets see dem asses, n-no homo tho

>when your fwb comments on your juicy ass every time you fuck her

Every time we finish she always bring up eating my ass and pegging.

>tfw u have a bubble butt and sometimes ur gf grabs ur cheeks while youre pumping her and that makes your feel weird
>tfw sometimes she spreads them too

oh my god
Is that Scott Herman?

I'm interested in the picture itself. Are these pornstars? Why are they taking pictures of their butts?

Yep...

It's from reddit, just like everything else you see here.

Fuark I am jelly

I'll never find a woman into pegging

ayy
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jesus that's depressing